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  • Funny ! Trump Stops Toddler From Running Off Stage - Makes Joe Joke

    From c186282@c186282@nnada.net to talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.usa,alt.politics.republicans,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh on Wed Aug 5 23:29:10 2026
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    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nevada-speech-trump-chases-after-toddler-stage-joking-doesnt-want-him-biden-fall

    In Nevada speech, Trump chases after toddler on stage before
    joking he doesn't want him to 'be Biden and fall'

    The boy's parents, a casino waitress and police officer, were
    invited on stage to tout Trump Accounts and 'no tax on tips'

    . . .

    Trump was QUICK too ... saw what the little kid was
    about to do and in a couple of FAST steps intercepted
    the toddler. Even regular stair steps were probably
    too big for the kid - would have fallen on his head.

    In any case, the quick ref to keeping the kid from
    "doing a Joe" off the stage was just GREAT. Sorry,
    Trump is NOT senile or crippled-up - did the Good
    Dad thing instinctively and well and then spliced
    some humor on top of it.

    I'd elect him for 3rd term if possible ... but it's
    surely gonna be Marco instead. Marco has risen high
    in the world, smart and sensible and now with a huge
    foreign-policy background too. Ten times better than
    ANY candidate the Dems could ever offer.

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  • From Scott Hoge@nospam@nospam.com to talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.usa,alt.politics.republicans,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh on Thu Aug 6 13:42:51 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.politics.usa

    On 2026-08-06, c186282 <c186282@nnada.net> wrote:

    [...]

    In any case, the quick ref to keeping the kid from "doing a
    Joe" off the stage was just GREAT. Sorry, Trump is NOT senile
    or crippled-up - did the Good Dad thing instinctively and well
    and then spliced some humor on top of it.

    It should be called "doing a Trump" when a truck driver points a sidewalk-facing exhaust pipe into the face of such a toddler.

    -- Scott Hoge
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  • From Lee@cleetis@gmail.com to talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.usa,alt.politics.republicans,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh on Thu Aug 6 15:39:48 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.politics.usa

    c186282 <c186282@nnada.net> wrote in news:H4mdneWmp73KYu73nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nevada-speech-trump-chases-after-toddl er-stage-joking-doesnt-want-him-biden-fall

    In Nevada speech, Trump chases after toddler on stage before
    joking he doesn't want him to 'be Biden and fall'

    The boy's parents, a casino waitress and police officer, were
    invited on stage to tout Trump Accounts and 'no tax on tips'



    "on stage'

    As in staged.


    . . .

    Trump was QUICK too ... saw what the little kid was
    about to do and in a couple of FAST steps intercepted
    the toddler. Even regular stair steps were probably
    too big for the kid - would have fallen on his head.

    In any case, the quick ref to keeping the kid from
    "doing a Joe" off the stage was just GREAT. Sorry,
    Trump is NOT senile or crippled-up - did the Good
    Dad thing instinctively and well and then spliced
    some humor on top of it.

    I'd elect him for 3rd term if possible ... but it's
    surely gonna be Marco instead. Marco has risen high
    in the world, smart and sensible and now with a huge
    foreign-policy background too.


    Funny how Marco has been absent in
    all the Iran ceasefire negotiations. And
    the Ukraine negotiations. And the Greenland
    negotiations. And the Argentina bailout.

    Just what IS he doing to earn his salary?



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  • From Gronk@invalidt@invalid.invalid to talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.usa,alt.politics.republicans,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh on Sun Aug 16 22:30:25 2026