HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
MummyChunk wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Presented is one of the worst cases of diabetes-related Diabetic >>>>>>>> Blisters, Eruptive Xanthomatosis and
fungal infections that we have ever seen.-a We have taken the >>>>>>>> Hippocratic Oath, but we do not treat Douchebags (even doctors >>>>>>>> have lines that they will not cross).-a We have placed a black >>>>>>>> mask on the Douchebag patient's picture to protect his identity. >>>>>>>>
Note the clusters of blisters on his right forearm and upper arm >>>>>>>> and the dark bruises on his left forearm.-a This is an advanced >>>>>>>> case.-a As we have said, we do not treat Douchebags and have not >>>>>>>> examined said Douchebag, but he has serious medical problems. >>>>>>>> He most probably has lost many or all of his teeth.
It has recently been reported that Mr. Douchebag had large
bruises visible on his right cheek, supposedly due to a
beating.-a Those may have been diabetic sores and bruises.
Diabetes
Caused by eaties
Tons of sweeties
Blue tarp sheeties
Drinking neaties
Sitting on seaties
Lack of Wheaties
Dr. NancyGene
They might also be bedbug bites.-a The filthy room the Donkey is >>>>>>> currently living in with its pile of dumpster repurposed
mattresses and piles of dumpster rescued paperback books looks
like a fertile breeding ground for parasites.
Yes, bedbugs or fleas, but the large, dark bruises are worrisome. >>>>>> As doctors, we would recommend a loss of 400+ pounds, not using
drugs, stopping alcoholic beverages, eating non-contaminated fish, >>>>>> not eating red meat, and going to a dentist.-a Mr. Douchebag should >>>>>> brush what teeth he has left at least twice a day, plus flossing. >>>>>> A non-semenical rinse is also recommended.
His residence should either be thoroughly cleaned or burned down.
We are attaching a closer view of Mr. Douchebag's condition.
Wow Will - that looks painful.-a Will, what happened to your arm?
Looks like Farber disease or Dermatomyositis
Are you ok?
Having seen Will's house (both inside and out), I'm sure that
they're only bites from bedbugs and fleas, coupled with skin rashes
from sleeping in his own filth.
Yes, we are sure that Will Donkey has bedbug and flea bites, but he
also has diabetes, high blood pressure and probably gout.-a STDs have
progressed in the Donkey body for many years, and those are now
untreatable.-a -Dr. NancyGene
High blood pressure is a given, considering his present state of
morbid obesity.
Diabetes is a high possibility as well.-a I have my doubts, however, as
his frequent trips to the Waffle House would have killed him by this
point.
While I wouldn't rule out the presence of gout, I haven't seen any
definite indications of that ailment.
STDs in the Deep South are pretty much a given.
I also suspect that he gave up drinking (more or less) after having
been diagnosed with cirrhosis.
As tp the bumps and inflammation on his forearms, however, my money's
still on bedbugs and fleas.
Without personally examining Will Donkey (which no sane medical
professional would do anyway), the bumps and bruises COULD be from being beaten, manifestations of his venereal diseases, or lack of personal hygiene.-a Perhaps all of those.-a-a As to the gout, Will Donkey can hardly walk (although that also may be from the hundreds of pounds of fat on
his legs).
MummyChunk wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Presented is one of the worst cases of diabetes-related Diabetic
Blisters, Eruptive Xanthomatosis and
fungal infections that we have ever seen.-a We have taken the
Hippocratic Oath, but we do not treat Douchebags (even doctors have >>>>> lines that they will not cross).-a We have placed a black mask on
the Douchebag patient's picture to protect his identity.
Note the clusters of blisters on his right forearm and upper arm
and the dark bruises on his left forearm.-a This is an advanced
case.-a As we have said, we do not treat Douchebags and have not
examined said Douchebag, but he has serious medical problems.-a He
most probably has lost many or all of his teeth.
It has recently been reported that Mr. Douchebag had large bruises
visible on his right cheek, supposedly due to a beating.-a Those may >>>>> have been diabetic sores and bruises.
Diabetes
Caused by eaties
Tons of sweeties
Blue tarp sheeties
Drinking neaties
Sitting on seaties
Lack of Wheaties
Dr. NancyGene
They might also be bedbug bites.-a The filthy room the Donkey is
currently living in with its pile of dumpster repurposed mattresses
and piles of dumpster rescued paperback books looks like a fertile
breeding ground for parasites.
Yes, bedbugs or fleas, but the large, dark bruises are worrisome.-a As
doctors, we would recommend a loss of 400+ pounds, not using drugs,
stopping alcoholic beverages, eating non-contaminated fish, not
eating red meat, and going to a dentist.-a Mr. Douchebag should brush
what teeth he has left at least twice a day, plus flossing.-a A
non-semenical rinse is also recommended.
His residence should either be thoroughly cleaned or burned down.
We are attaching a closer view of Mr. Douchebag's condition.
Wow Will - that looks painful.-a Will, what happened to your arm?
Looks like Farber disease or Dermatomyositis
Are you ok?
Having seen Will's house (both inside and out), I'm sure that they're
only bites from bedbugs and fleas, coupled with skin rashes from
sleeping in his own filth.
NancyGene wrote:
Will gives Donkey's a bad name. There's aHarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
MummyChunk wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Presented is one of the worst cases of diabetes-related Diabetic >>>>>>>>> Blisters, Eruptive Xanthomatosis and
fungal infections that we have ever seen.-a We have taken the >>>>>>>>> Hippocratic Oath, but we do not treat Douchebags (even doctors >>>>>>>>> have lines that they will not cross).-a We have placed a black >>>>>>>>> mask on the Douchebag patient's picture to protect his identity. >>>>>>>>>
Note the clusters of blisters on his right forearm and upper arm >>>>>>>>> and the dark bruises on his left forearm.-a This is an advanced >>>>>>>>> case.-a As we have said, we do not treat Douchebags and have not >>>>>>>>> examined said Douchebag, but he has serious medical problems. >>>>>>>>> He most probably has lost many or all of his teeth.
It has recently been reported that Mr. Douchebag had large
bruises visible on his right cheek, supposedly due to a
beating.-a Those may have been diabetic sores and bruises.
Diabetes
Caused by eaties
Tons of sweeties
Blue tarp sheeties
Drinking neaties
Sitting on seaties
Lack of Wheaties
Dr. NancyGene
They might also be bedbug bites.-a The filthy room the Donkey is >>>>>>>> currently living in with its pile of dumpster repurposed
mattresses and piles of dumpster rescued paperback books looks >>>>>>>> like a fertile breeding ground for parasites.
Yes, bedbugs or fleas, but the large, dark bruises are worrisome. >>>>>>> As doctors, we would recommend a loss of 400+ pounds, not using >>>>>>> drugs, stopping alcoholic beverages, eating non-contaminated fish, >>>>>>> not eating red meat, and going to a dentist.-a Mr. Douchebag should >>>>>>> brush what teeth he has left at least twice a day, plus flossing. >>>>>>> A non-semenical rinse is also recommended.
His residence should either be thoroughly cleaned or burned down. >>>>>>>
We are attaching a closer view of Mr. Douchebag's condition.
Wow Will - that looks painful.-a Will, what happened to your arm?
Looks like Farber disease or Dermatomyositis
Are you ok?
Having seen Will's house (both inside and out), I'm sure that
they're only bites from bedbugs and fleas, coupled with skin rashes >>>>> from sleeping in his own filth.
Yes, we are sure that Will Donkey has bedbug and flea bites, but he
also has diabetes, high blood pressure and probably gout.-a STDs have >>>> progressed in the Donkey body for many years, and those are now
untreatable.-a -Dr. NancyGene
High blood pressure is a given, considering his present state of
morbid obesity.
Diabetes is a high possibility as well.-a I have my doubts, however, as >>> his frequent trips to the Waffle House would have killed him by this
point.
While I wouldn't rule out the presence of gout, I haven't seen any
definite indications of that ailment.
STDs in the Deep South are pretty much a given.
I also suspect that he gave up drinking (more or less) after having
been diagnosed with cirrhosis.
As tp the bumps and inflammation on his forearms, however, my money's
still on bedbugs and fleas.
Without personally examining Will Donkey (which no sane medical
professional would do anyway), the bumps and bruises COULD be from being
beaten, manifestations of his venereal diseases, or lack of personal
hygiene.-a Perhaps all of those.-a-a As to the gout, Will Donkey can hardly >> walk (although that also may be from the hundreds of pounds of fat on
his legs).
stupid-ass joke in there someplace.
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