• Ted Turner, 87, once called me a "stupid cocksucker"

    From SURNAME@SURNAME@panix.removethispart.com (J.D. Baldwin) to alt.obituaries on Wed May 6 18:59:36 2026
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    My brush with greatness:

    I was at a prep school in Newport, Rhode Island, around the time and
    at the site of the 1980 America's Cup race. There was a day that
    spring when there was some more minor regatta taking place well inside
    the harbor. My friend C______ and I decided to check out a little
    Shields sailboat and go out into the harbor to see what we could see.

    We sailed up to about 30 feet from the course line (we both knew how
    to read buoys and how a regatta course works) and luffed our sail and
    hung out in that spot to watch. Ted Turner sailed by on his boat
    (whose name I have forgotten) and glared at us and then shook his fist
    and called us "stupid cocksuckers" and something else we couldn't
    hear. We were like, "Uh, wut?"

    On telling the story later to our sailing mentor, we were told that
    probably he perceived that our luffed-but-raised sail was interfering
    with his wind. We allowed as how we were probably upwind of the
    course, but didn't think we had done anything wrong. And way-more-
    experienced J.D. knows now with the wisdom of age that we really
    hadn't.

    So that's my Ted Turner story.
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    jd
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  • From danny burstein@dannyb@panix.com to alt.obituaries on Wed May 6 19:06:44 2026
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    In <10tg32n$hmi$1@reader1.panix.com> SURNAME@panix.removethispart.com (J.D. Baldwin) writes:

    My brush with greatness:

    [snip]

    So that's my Ted Turner story.

    Mine:

    mid 1980's, when Ted was (at least per the publicity)
    looking at buying CBS.

    dannyb was staffing an ambulance (no patient) heading
    north on 6th avenue [a] and we saw Mr. Turner on the
    sidewalk near (what was then) the CBS building at
    52nd street. (AKA the "Black Rock" building).

    We stopped for a second and I called out to him something
    like "Mr. Turner, hope you succeed!". He looked back
    and said something like "I'm working on it".

    [a] damn anyone who pretends it has another name.
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  • From David Carson@davidc@wa-wd.com to alt.obituaries on Thu May 7 16:24:01 2026
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    On Wed, 6 May 2026 18:59:36 -0000 (UTC), SURNAME@panix.removethispart.com
    (J.D. Baldwin) wrote:

    We sailed up to about 30 feet from the course line (we both knew how
    to read buoys and how a regatta course works) and luffed our sail and
    hung out in that spot to watch. Ted Turner sailed by on his boat
    (whose name I have forgotten) and glared at us and then shook his fist
    and called us "stupid cocksuckers" and something else we couldn't
    hear. We were like, "Uh, wut?"

    I wonder what he was like in situations where he could potentially be
    punched in the face for behaving like that.

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  • From David Samuel Barr@dsbarr@mindspring.com to alt.obituaries on Thu May 7 20:34:10 2026
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    Although heavily involved in
    developing the ad-supported cable
    networks (including CNN and TBS)
    in the early 80s, I encountered
    Ted in person on only a couple of
    occasions, both brief and civil.

    On 5/6/2026 3:06 PM, danny burstein wrote:
    In <10tg32n$hmi$1@reader1.panix.com> SURNAME@panix.removethispart.com (J.D. Baldwin) writes:

    My brush with greatness:

    [snip]

    So that's my Ted Turner story.

    Mine:

    mid 1980's, when Ted was (at least per the publicity)
    looking at buying CBS.

    dannyb was staffing an ambulance (no patient) heading
    north on 6th avenue [a] and we saw Mr. Turner on the
    sidewalk near (what was then) the CBS building at
    52nd street. (AKA the "Black Rock" building).

    We stopped for a second and I called out to him something
    like "Mr. Turner, hope you succeed!". He looked back
    and said something like "I'm working on it".

    [a] damn anyone who pretends it has another name.

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  • From Mark Shaw@mshaw@panix.com to alt.obituaries on Fri May 8 02:59:40 2026
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    David Carson <davidc@wa-wd.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 6 May 2026 18:59:36 -0000 (UTC), SURNAME@panix.removethispart.com (J.D. Baldwin) wrote:

    We sailed up to about 30 feet from the course line (we both knew how
    to read buoys and how a regatta course works) and luffed our sail and
    hung out in that spot to watch. Ted Turner sailed by on his boat
    (whose name I have forgotten) and glared at us and then shook his fist
    and called us "stupid cocksuckers" and something else we couldn't
    hear. We were like, "Uh, wut?"

    I wonder what he was like in situations where he could potentially be
    punched in the face for behaving like that.

    I hesitate to speak ill of the dead, but: I think we can probably
    guess.
    --
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    "Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
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  • From kludge@kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) to alt.obituaries on Sat May 9 16:45:34 2026
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    danny burstein <dannyb@panix.com> wrote:
    My brush with greatness:
    [snip]

    So that's my Ted Turner story.

    Mine:
    [snip]


    So, I was in grad school in the mid-1980s st gatech and I helped the
    folks at "Techwood" (Actually McDaniel) Dormitory set up a uucp node
    called 'techwood.' Apparently someone at WTBS noticed this, and the
    president of the institute received a phone call from Mr. Turner saying
    that we were in violation of some trademark. I pointed out that Techwood Housing Project existed across the street but in the end we had to rename
    the site.
    --scott
    --
    "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."
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