• Dumber than KBJ

    From SURNAME@SURNAME@panix.removethispart.com (J.D. Baldwin) to alt.obituaries on Sun Feb 1 20:26:23 2026
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    No, seriously. I know that's a big claim.

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txwd.1172886492/gov.uscourts.txwd.1172886492.9.0.pdf

    This just has to be seen to be believed.

    A district court order to release that criminal illegal alien in
    Minneapolis who abandoned his five-year-old child to try to save his
    own skin. Read that again. And the pomposity rises to dangerous levels
    -- in places, as much as 350 milli-JPStevenses. (Maximum safe limit
    for human exposure is 150 mJPS for no more than twenty minutes.)

    Just to quote the last page and a half:

    Apparent also is the government's ignorance of an American
    historical document called the Declaration of Independence.
    Thirty-three-year-old Thomas Jefferson enumerated grievances
    against a would-be authoritarian king over our nascent nation.
    Among others were:

    1. "He has sent hither Swarms of Officers to harass our People."

    2. "He has excited domestic Insurrection among us."

    3. "For quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us."

    4. "He has kept among us, in Times of Peace, Standing Armies
    without the consent of our Legislatures."

    "We the people" are hearing echos of that history.

    And then there is that pesky inconvenience called the Fourth
    Amendment:

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses,
    papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and
    seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue,
    but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and
    particularly describing the place to be searched, and persons
    or things to be seized.

    U.S. CONST. amend. IV.

    Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by
    the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster.
    That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The Constitution
    requires an independent judicial officer.

    Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United
    States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian
    Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ and release
    from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment.

    Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the
    perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty
    in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And
    the rule of law be damned.

    Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States
    immigration system, return to their home country, involuntarily or
    by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
    orderly and humane policy than currently in place.

    Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we
    have?" "A republic, if you can keep it."

    With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,

    It is so ORDERED.
    SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.

    And then there is, swear to God, a picture of the abandoned child in
    question with two Bible verse references below:

    Matt. 19:14 and John:11:35

    For convenience, those are respectively:

    But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to
    come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

    and

    Jesus wept.

    Jesus wept, indeed.
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    jd
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  • From SURNAME@SURNAME@panix.removethispart.com (J.D. Baldwin) to alt.obituaries on Sun Feb 1 20:27:34 2026
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    Because of my spoofed headers, I am unable to cancel posts made
    erroneously. That was not intended for a.o. Enjoy it if you like, hate
    it if you like even more, but it was an error on my part. Not the
    first one, but they at least aren't frequent. Yet.
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    jd
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  • From Adam H. Kerman@ahk@chinet.com to alt.obituaries on Sun Feb 1 22:24:38 2026
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    J.D. Baldwin <news@baldwin.users.panix.com> wrote:

    Because of my spoofed headers, I am unable to cancel posts made
    erroneously. That was not intended for a.o. Enjoy it if you like, hate
    it if you like even more, but it was an error on my part. Not the
    first one, but they at least aren't frequent. Yet.

    Your "maximum safe limit" was amusing.
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