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  • Re: "Here's to the hole that never heals..." I don't know the rest of the words!

    From davidgreen.millwright@davidgreen.millwright@gmail.com to alt.music.lyrics on Fri Apr 10 06:57:29 2020
    From Newsgroup: alt.music.lyrics

    On Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Brett Davenport wrote:
    Please help!

    <smile>

    There is a long poem that i'd heard recited many years ago as a toast
    - but i can't remember anything but the very start and the very end.

    (starting with)

    "Here's to the hole that never heals, the more you stroke it, the
    better it feels..."

    (and ending with)

    "Gentlemen, to the Queen!"

    Can anyone help?

    Brett

    and all the soap this side of hell
    Will never remove that fishy smell.
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