From Newsgroup: alt.music.lyrics

On Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Brett Davenport wrote:

Please help!

<smile>

There is a long poem that i'd heard recited many years ago as a toast
- but i can't remember anything but the very start and the very end.

(starting with)

"Here's to the hole that never heals, the more you stroke it, the
better it feels..."

(and ending with)

"Gentlemen, to the Queen!"

Can anyone help?

Brett

and all the soap this side of hell
Will never remove that fishy smell.
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