• Re: It Friday in Lent, so off to church I go.

    From chefly@deal@me.al to rec.food.cooking,alt.food.fast-food,alt.checkmate,alt.slack,alt.law-enforcement on Tue Mar 31 17:14:17 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.law-enforcement

    On Tue, 31 Mar 2026 12:53:12 -0500
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    Making threats of physical violence online is a crime.

    Uh...you going to prosecute yourself for any of these recent
    'crimes' chef?

    "If you don't end up in a nursing home, they'll discover your death only by the stink coming from your
    condo."

    "I think she'd be improved by a well hung Gullah."

    "I'm a mean sober. Alcohol tames the beast."

    "I am generally pretty nice in person."

    "She will die a failure."

    "You should be kicked between your legs until you beg to die."

    "That author should be slapped until she cries."

    "Once she stops crying, she should be slapped again until she begs for it
    to end."

    "they should kick you in the groin until you bleed to death, with blood pouring out between your legs."

    "they should all die before you so that you suffer so much that you have no time to post to Usenet."

    "I'm very dislikeable. "

    "Den you go to fuckin er, like she never been fucked in dis century."

    "Nazi bitch, and it's unfortunate that she wasn't killed."

    "It's too bad that the idiot who hit you didn't leave your brain
    smashed on the pavement."

    " If Joan had been killed by that idiot who ran into
    her..."

    "If it seems like you've pissed me off in a big time way, you have, you filthy, right-wing cunt."

    "Oh yes. Think of the children. This NG used to be a paradigm of
    civility. You could bring your toddlers here, and not worry that their
    little ears would be sullied."

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  • From Doc Hammerslack@dochammerslack@creon.earth to rec.food.cooking,alt.food.fast-food,alt.checkmate,alt.slack,alt.law-enforcement on Wed Apr 1 12:06:34 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.law-enforcement

    At Tue, 31 Mar 2026 17:14:17 -0600, chefly <deal@me.al> wrote:

    On Tue, 31 Mar 2026 12:53:12 -0500
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    Making threats of physical violence online is a crime.

    Uh...you going to prosecute yourself for any of these recent
    'crimes' chef?

    "If you don't end up in a nursing home, they'll discover your death only by the stink coming from your
    condo."

    "I think she'd be improved by a well hung Gullah."

    "I'm a mean sober. Alcohol tames the beast."

    "I am generally pretty nice in person."

    "She will die a failure."

    "You should be kicked between your legs until you beg to die."

    "That author should be slapped until she cries."

    "Once she stops crying, she should be slapped again until she begs for it
    to end."

    "they should kick you in the groin until you bleed to death, with blood pouring out between your legs."

    "they should all die before you so that you suffer so much that you have no time to post to Usenet."

    "I'm very dislikeable. "

    "Den you go to fuckin er, like she never been fucked in dis century."

    "Nazi bitch, and it's unfortunate that she wasn't killed."

    "It's too bad that the idiot who hit you didn't leave your brain
    smashed on the pavement."

    " If Joan had been killed by that idiot who ran into
    her..."

    "If it seems like you've pissed me off in a big time way, you have, you filthy, right-wing cunt."

    "Oh yes. Think of the children. This NG used to be a paradigm of
    civility. You could bring your toddlers here, and not worry that their little ears would be sullied."

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    Are those all Bryan quotes?

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    ] The absolute stupidity possessed by The Fightin' Jesus evolves
    ] until it is manipulated by the Con and can alter your soul so
    ] that you are yet loved, yet judged and found wanting, by "Bob."
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  • From chefly@deal@me.al to rec.food.cooking,alt.food.fast-food,alt.checkmate,alt.slack,alt.law-enforcement on Wed Apr 1 09:36:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.law-enforcement

    On Wed, 01 Apr 2026 12:06:34 +0000
    "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Tue, 31 Mar 2026 17:14:17 -0600, chefly <deal@me.al> wrote:

    On Tue, 31 Mar 2026 12:53:12 -0500
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    Making threats of physical violence online is a crime.

    Uh...you going to prosecute yourself for any of these recent
    'crimes' chef?

    "If you don't end up in a nursing home, they'll discover your death
    only by the stink coming from your condo."

    "I think she'd be improved by a well hung Gullah."

    "I'm a mean sober. Alcohol tames the beast."

    "I am generally pretty nice in person."

    "She will die a failure."

    "You should be kicked between your legs until you beg to die."

    "That author should be slapped until she cries."

    "Once she stops crying, she should be slapped again until she begs
    for it to end."

    "they should kick you in the groin until you bleed to death, with
    blood pouring out between your legs."

    "they should all die before you so that you suffer so much that you
    have no time to post to Usenet."

    "I'm very dislikeable. "

    "Den you go to fuckin er, like she never been fucked in dis
    century."

    "Nazi bitch, and it's unfortunate that she wasn't killed."

    "It's too bad that the idiot who hit you didn't leave your brain
    smashed on the pavement."

    " If Joan had been killed by that idiot who ran into
    her..."

    "If it seems like you've pissed me off in a big time way, you have,
    you filthy, right-wing cunt."

    "Oh yes. Think of the children. This NG used to be a paradigm of
    civility. You could bring your toddlers here, and not worry that
    their little ears would be sullied."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PHEW!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Are those all Bryan quotes?

    Each and every one, from roughly February forward.

    He's been an angry verbal abuser of the women here as long as I can
    remember, especially Joan, but in almost equal measure Jill.

    The filthy rhetorical attacks come in Tourette's grade waves and then
    he simmers down and goes back to talking cooking.

    It's a repeating pattern.


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