• Idiot left wing protestors #1 woman picks up flash bang

    From a425couple@a425couple@hotmail.com to or.politics,alt.law-enforcement,seattle.politics,ca.politics,fl.politics on Mon Jan 26 16:11:10 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.law-enforcement

    #1 Protestor thought it was a good idea to pick up a flashbang
    right before it explodedrCa rCLMEDIC! MEDIC!rCY

    see the lady in distress at:
    https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1283186133832361

    (video shows after the explosion)

    Is this the one that picked up the flash bang before it went off? ItrCOs
    the same pics circulating around.

    Flopping like a fish out of water. At least her finger wasnrCOt bit off!


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  • From a425couple@a425couple@hotmail.com to or.politics,alt.law-enforcement,seattle.politics,ca.politics,fl.politics on Tue Jan 27 09:15:37 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.law-enforcement

    On 1/26/26 16:11, a425couple wrote:
    #1-a Protestor thought it was a good idea to pick up a flashbang
    -a right before it explodedrCa rCLMEDIC! MEDIC!rCY

    see the lady in distress at: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1283186133832361

    (video shows after the explosion)

    comment

    In regards to SCENE NOT SAFE and NOT SECURED...any First Responder feel
    free to fact check this:
    So you decided protecting pedos while protesting the Constitution was
    smart.
    You then decided that disobeying lawful orders of Law Enforcement... for
    your safety... is ok because it's just your political opinion against
    theirs.
    Then you went full stupid and picked up live ordinance, and now you are
    crying for a medic such as me, or someone I would be in command over.
    Ok butter cup here is where a professional from the emergency field with
    over two decades is going to tell you how this is going to go.
    NO MEDIC under me will go near where you are since you have placed
    yourself in the middle of a mob to commit acts of terror against the Constitution during your riot marketed as "peaceful protesting"
    You will carry your ass, or have your commie buddies carry you to
    surrender yourselves to the nearest LEOS and when they have secured the
    scene and told us it is safe, we will come in and render aid. Or you
    will ALL surrender yourselves and ALL of you will obey the orders given
    by LEOs for them to secure the scene for us to safely render aid to your illiterate left dumb ass.
    You should hope to find someone like me embedded with them, due to my
    training and experience so that I can render immediate care from a
    tactical position.
    You should REALLY Pray someone like me is there while you are crying
    over your crispy booger hooks.
    Otherwise you will wait until I am called by ICE/FIrst Responders you
    have been stalking, harassing, threatening, and saying every vile shit
    lie to dishonor yourself and show you are absolutely unfit to roam free
    on American Soil.
    But they will do their jobs honorably, and they will call someone like
    me if I am not already with them going through what they are to make
    sure first, I get home and they do too.... and then maybe you on a good
    day when no one dies from your stupidity against the constitution.
    By that time, hopefully, your buddies will have cleared obstructions
    from the roads so we can safely transport you.
    Hopefully your buddies are not yelling "bootlicker" at us to make us
    feel like we are in any danger.
    You REALLY do not want someone like me with my training feeling like you
    and your buddies are stupid enough to act like a leftist near me and mine.
    The scene WILL be made safe the easy way, or the real easy way.
    And news flash... if you draw a short straw to get someone you would
    like who is worried more about offending your pronouns, who would not do
    as I would.... but may follow your orders and let you dictate your terms...
    You will not be getting care from someone with experience and training
    that will make sure you will have the best outcome despite your wrong
    and stupid choices that brought harm to yourself with our disregard for
    the harm you cause others.
    Oh and hat tip to Campo, that's a good meme! Keep them coming, Compadre!
    ~ Olen
    NAVY/EMS/Fire/LEO = 25 years, and still active writing the next chapters
    And yeah CDH wants me to tell you about my book they have been working
    hard to make sure you all hear about.
    But I am linking my publisher's page so you can chase down all that and
    follow great people besides just me. https://defiancepress.com/authors/baker-olen/
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  • From a425couple@a425couple@hotmail.com to or.politics,alt.law-enforcement,seattle.politics,ca.politics,fl.politics on Tue Jan 27 10:00:54 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.law-enforcement

    On 1/26/26 16:11, a425couple wrote:
    #1-a Protestor thought it was a good idea to pick up a flashbang
    -a right before it explodedrCa rCLMEDIC! MEDIC!rCY

    see the lady in distress at: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1283186133832361

    (video shows after the explosion)

    another comment

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN rCo In a stunning display of bravery that only a true
    social justice warrior could muster, local protester Karen McExplody
    valiantly scooped up a live flash-bang grenade during an anti-ICE rally,
    only to have it detonate in her hand like a fireworks show gone wrong.
    Sources confirm she was attempting to hurl it back at federal agents who
    were rudely trying to deport foreign criminals, including one convicted pedophile from a distant land where such hobbies are apparently frowned
    upon less.
    rCLI was just trying to save this poor, undocumented child enthusiast from
    the clutches of orange fascism,rCY McExplody sobbed from her hospital bed, nursing her newly finger-deficient paw. rCLIf Trump hadnrCOt made grenades
    so explode-y, IrCOd still have all ten digits to flip off the patriarchy with!rCY
    Eyewitnesses report that McExplody, clad in a rCLNo Human Is IllegalrCY t-shirt ironically made in a sweatshop overseas, charged into the fray
    with the enthusiasm of a toddler discovering a shiny toy. rCLShe picked it
    up like it was a discarded Starbucks cup,rCY said one fellow protester,
    who wisely kept their distance. rCLWho knew that grabbing live ordnance deployed by trained professionals could backfire? Must be climate change
    or something.rCY
    TDS News reached out to the pedophile in question for comment, but he
    was too busy being escorted to the border to respond. Meanwhile,
    McExplody has launched a GoFundMe for rCLprosthetic fingers and emotional support therapy,rCY already raising enough to buy a lifetime supply of safe-space bubble wrap.
    Hugh Janus is a senior correspondent for TDS News, specializing in
    stories that highlight the perils of virtue-signaling without a basic
    grasp of physics.
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