• Re: Defining Matrimony

    From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 19:49:38 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 3:10:43rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<6b8d364e-962b-4e74...@googlegroups.com>):
    it was a Brazilian parrot, not a Polish one.
    His parents were immigrants Then it would be an American pole dance,
    just
    like Darlene does the pole
    dance , female superior. Shall we take a poll about that?? where are you going to take it?
    To the hazardous Waste Dump.
    I once ate a bunch of Plutonium, so when I had to go potty that was a hazardous waste dump.
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Grouch
    I wonder where the US gets its supply of plutonium?seems like after you ground Disney's dog that would be it
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 23:51:05 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<0e72612b-e4f5-4360-aea5-e3ddb5f9257cn@googlegroups.com>):

    His parents were immigrants Then it would be an American pole dance,
    just
    like Darlene does the pole
    dance , female superior. Shall we take a poll about that?? where are
    you going to take it?
    To the hazardous Waste Dump.
    I once ate a bunch of Plutonium, so when I had to go potty that was a hazardous waste dump.
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    I wonder where the US gets its supply of plutonium?seems like after you ground Disney's dog that would be it

    I am not goofy enough to fall for that.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 11:57:29 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 1:51:18rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<0e72612b-e4f5-4360...@googlegroups.com>):
    His parents were immigrants Then it would be an American pole dance,
    just
    like Darlene does the pole
    dance , female superior. Shall we take a poll about that?? where are
    you going to take it?
    To the hazardous Waste Dump.
    I once ate a bunch of Plutonium, so when I had to go potty that was a hazardous waste dump.
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    I wonder where the US gets its supply of plutonium?seems like after you ground Disney's dog that would be it
    I am not goofy enough to fall for that.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    The judge told Mickey "Mickey, I don't see any evidence that your wife Minnie is actually insane. I think she has some problems and she's slightly depressed, but I just cannot rule that she is insane.p" Mickey says "oh judge I never said she was insane, I just said that she was f**king goofy. "
    Oh, wait a minute , I think I told that one already.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 12:29:46 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<bff21dd2-333d-40da-9cfe-b17f0513d9acn@googlegroups.com>):
    dance , female superior. Shall we take a poll about that?? where are
    you going to take it?
    To the hazardous Waste Dump.
    I once ate a bunch of Plutonium, so when I had to go potty that was a hazardous waste dump.
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    I wonder where the US gets its supply of plutonium?seems like after you ground Disney's dog that would be it
    I am not goofy enough to fall for that.
    Groucho Marx

    The judge told Mickey "Mickey, I don't see any evidence that your wife Minnie is actually insane. I think she has some problems and she's slightly depressed, but I just cannot rule that she is insane.p" Mickey says "oh judge I never said she was insane, I just said that she was f**king goofy. "

    Oh, wait a minute , I think I told that one already.

    Were Morty and Ferdie really his nephews???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 16:02:04 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 2:29:58rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<bff21dd2-333d-40da...@googlegroups.com>):
    dance , female superior. Shall we take a poll about that?? where are
    you going to take it?
    To the hazardous Waste Dump.
    I once ate a bunch of Plutonium, so when I had to go potty that was a
    hazardous waste dump.
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    I wonder where the US gets its supply of plutonium?seems like after you
    ground Disney's dog that would be it
    I am not goofy enough to fall for that.
    Groucho Marx

    The judge told Mickey "Mickey, I don't see any evidence that your wife Minnie
    is actually insane. I think she has some problems and she's slightly depressed, but I just cannot rule that she is insane.p" Mickey says "oh judge
    I never said she was insane, I just said that she was f**king goofy. "

    Oh, wait a minute , I think I told that one already.
    Were Morty and Ferdie really his nephews???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    A fellow stood to inherit a lot of money, but he had three brothers, so he had to get rid of them, so he hired a hitman named Morty who said I choke my victims to death and I'll only charge you a dollar to do all three. that sounded like a pretty good deal so Morty lays in wait and chokes the first one to death, and then chokes the second one to death, and finally chokes the third one to death , and then there's a big headline in the Victoria Advocate that read "Morty chokes three for a dollar"
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 03:00:18 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<411bb999-a926-4708-8bc7-2a407e6b0f6bn@googlegroups.com>):
    To the hazardous Waste Dump.
    I once ate a bunch of Plutonium, so when I had to go potty that was a
    hazardous waste dump.
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    I wonder where the US gets its supply of plutonium?seems like after you
    ground Disney's dog that would be it
    I am not goofy enough to fall for that.
    Groucho Marx

    The judge told Mickey "Mickey, I don't see any evidence that your wife Minnie
    is actually insane. I think she has some problems and she's slightly depressed, but I just cannot rule that she is insane.p" Mickey says "oh judge
    I never said she was insane, I just said that she was f**king goofy. "

    Oh, wait a minute , I think I told that one already.
    Were Morty and Ferdie really his nephews???

    A fellow stood to inherit a lot of money, but he had three brothers, so he had to get rid of them, so he hired a hitman named Morty who said I choke my victims to death and I'll only charge you a dollar to do all three. that sounded like a pretty good deal so Morty lays in wait and chokes the first one to death, and then chokes the second one to death, and finally chokes the third one to death , and then there's a big headline in the Victoria Advocate that read "Morty chokes three for a dollarrCY

    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 07:36:13 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 5:00:31rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<411bb999-a926-4708...@googlegroups.com>):
    To the hazardous Waste Dump.
    I once ate a bunch of Plutonium, so when I had to go potty that was a
    hazardous waste dump.
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    I wonder where the US gets its supply of plutonium?seems like after you
    ground Disney's dog that would be it
    I am not goofy enough to fall for that.
    Groucho Marx

    The judge told Mickey "Mickey, I don't see any evidence that your wife Minnie
    is actually insane. I think she has some problems and she's slightly depressed, but I just cannot rule that she is insane.p" Mickey says "oh
    judge
    I never said she was insane, I just said that she was f**king goofy. "

    Oh, wait a minute , I think I told that one already.
    Were Morty and Ferdie really his nephews???

    A fellow stood to inherit a lot of money, but he had three brothers, so he had to get rid of them, so he hired a hitman named Morty who said I choke my
    victims to death and I'll only charge you a dollar to do all three. that sounded like a pretty good deal so Morty lays in wait and chokes the first one to death, and then chokes the second one to death, and finally chokes the
    third one to death , and then there's a big headline in the Victoria Advocate
    that read "Morty chokes three for a dollarrCY

    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Well, you used the word Morty, so I had to go with it. And it does sound a little bit like Arty. By the way , who the hell are Morty and Ferdie????? I puzzled over that one for hours.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 08:34:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c83c6902-93c2-451c-adc5-1d4121bd350cn@googlegroups.com>):


    The judge told Mickey "Mickey, I don't see any evidence that your wife
    Minnie
    is actually insane. I think she has some problems and she's slightly depressed, but I just cannot rule that she is insane.p" Mickey says "oh
    judge
    I never said she was insane, I just said that she was f**king goofy. "

    Oh, wait a minute , I think I told that one already.
    Were Morty and Ferdie really his nephews???

    A fellow stood to inherit a lot of money, but he had three brothers, so he
    had to get rid of them, so he hired a hitman named Morty who said I choke my
    victims to death and I'll only charge you a dollar to do all three. that sounded like a pretty good deal so Morty lays in wait and chokes the first
    one to death, and then chokes the second one to death, and finally chokes the
    third one to death , and then there's a big headline in the Victoria Advocate
    that read "Morty chokes three for a dollarrCY

    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..

    Well, you used the word Morty, so I had to go with it. And it does sound a little bit like Arty. By the way , who the hell are Morty and Ferdie????? I puzzled over that one for hours.

    MickeyrCOs nephews ---

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 12:42:54 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 10:38:24rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c83c6902-93c2-451c...@googlegroups.com>):

    The judge told Mickey "Mickey, I don't see any evidence that your wife
    Minnie
    is actually insane. I think she has some problems and she's slightly
    depressed, but I just cannot rule that she is insane.p" Mickey says "oh
    judge
    I never said she was insane, I just said that she was f**king goofy. "

    Oh, wait a minute , I think I told that one already.
    Were Morty and Ferdie really his nephews???

    A fellow stood to inherit a lot of money, but he had three brothers, so he
    had to get rid of them, so he hired a hitman named Morty who said I choke
    my
    victims to death and I'll only charge you a dollar to do all three. that
    sounded like a pretty good deal so Morty lays in wait and chokes the first
    one to death, and then chokes the second one to death, and finally chokes
    the
    third one to death , and then there's a big headline in the Victoria Advocate
    that read "Morty chokes three for a dollarrCY

    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..

    Well, you used the word Morty, so I had to go with it. And it does sound a little bit like Arty. By the way , who the hell are Morty and Ferdie????? I
    puzzled over that one for hours.
    MickeyrCOs nephews ---
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    i'm so embarrassed, I did not possess the knowledge of that important key fact in our civilization
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 02:42:09 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f0bd7ca8-e2ef-4e73-97c4-c1ad6f71d24fn@googlegroups.com>):
    A fellow stood to inherit a lot of money, but he had three brothers, so
    he
    had to get rid of them, so he hired a hitman named Morty who said I choke
    my
    victims to death and I'll only charge you a dollar to do all three. that
    sounded like a pretty good deal so Morty lays in wait and chokes the first
    one to death, and then chokes the second one to death, and finally chokes
    the
    third one to death , and then there's a big headline in the Victoria Advocate
    that read "Morty chokes three for a dollarrCY

    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..

    Well, you used the word Morty, so I had to go with it. And it does sound a
    little bit like Arty. By the way , who the hell are Morty and Ferdie????? I
    puzzled over that one for hours.
    MickeyrCOs nephews ---
    i'm so embarrassed, I did not possess the knowledge of that important key fact in our civilization

    Don;t flagellate yourself over it. This planet would not be in the mess its
    in
    if its leaders were less style and more substance.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 05:56:03 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 4:42:22rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f0bd7ca8-e2ef-4e73...@googlegroups.com>):
    A fellow stood to inherit a lot of money, but he had three brothers, so
    he
    had to get rid of them, so he hired a hitman named Morty who said I choke
    my
    victims to death and I'll only charge you a dollar to do all three. that
    sounded like a pretty good deal so Morty lays in wait and chokes the
    first
    one to death, and then chokes the second one to death, and finally chokes
    the
    third one to death , and then there's a big headline in the Victoria
    Advocate
    that read "Morty chokes three for a dollarrCY

    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..

    Well, you used the word Morty, so I had to go with it. And it does sound a
    little bit like Arty. By the way , who the hell are Morty and Ferdie????? I
    puzzled over that one for hours.
    MickeyrCOs nephews ---
    i'm so embarrassed, I did not possess the knowledge of that important key fact in our civilization
    Don;t flagellate yourself over it. This planet would not be in the mess its in
    if its leaders were less style and more substance.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    but flagellation is a key component of Darlene's and my sex life. (hope you're not getting tired of hearing about Darlene)
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 07:00:10 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7794fa86-c7f2-48e6-a554-d2275d91e15fn@googlegroups.com>):
    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..

    Well, you used the word Morty, so I had to go with it. And it does sound
    a
    little bit like Arty. By the way , who the hell are Morty and Ferdie????? I
    puzzled over that one for hours.
    MickeyrCOs nephews ---
    i'm so embarrassed, I did not possess the knowledge of that important key fact in our civilization
    Don;t flagellate yourself over it. This planet would not be in the mess its in
    if its leaders were less style and more substance. but flagellation is a key component of Darlene's and my sex life. (hope
    you're not getting tired of hearing about Darlene)

    Your sexual fantasies could fill a best selling salacious book --- which I am writing.
    changing the names of course.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 09:46:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 9:00:17rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7794fa86-c7f2-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
    Wrong hitman --- it was Arty not Morty..

    Well, you used the word Morty, so I had to go with it. And it does sound
    a
    little bit like Arty. By the way , who the hell are Morty and Ferdie????? I
    puzzled over that one for hours.
    MickeyrCOs nephews ---
    i'm so embarrassed, I did not possess the knowledge of that important key
    fact in our civilization
    Don;t flagellate yourself over it. This planet would not be in the mess its
    in
    if its leaders were less style and more substance. but flagellation is a key component of Darlene's and my sex life. (hope
    you're not getting tired of hearing about Darlene)
    Your sexual fantasies could fill a best selling salacious book --- which I am
    writing.
    changing the names of course.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Changing the name to yours? No, please use my real name. I've already used my real name all over the place and while that's brought me measureless fame, its also brought out identity thieves by the score.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 00:27:11 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<82c1ea67-3566-40ed-ba86-cef398a31b2bn@googlegroups.com>):
    MickeyrCOs nephews ---
    i'm so embarrassed, I did not possess the knowledge of that important key
    fact in our civilization
    Don;t flagellate yourself over it. This planet would not be in the mess its
    in
    if its leaders were less style and more substance. but flagellation is a
    key component of Darlene's and my sex life. (hope
    you're not getting tired of hearing about Darlene)
    Your sexual fantasies could fill a best selling salacious book --- which I am
    writing.
    changing the names of course. Changing the name to yours? No, please use my real name. I've already used my
    real name all over the place and while that's brought me measureless fame, its also brought out identity thieves by the score.

    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 09:29:26 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, October 26, 2023 at 2:27:22rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<82c1ea67-3566-40ed...@googlegroups.com>):
    MickeyrCOs nephews ---
    i'm so embarrassed, I did not possess the knowledge of that important key
    fact in our civilization
    Don;t flagellate yourself over it. This planet would not be in the mess
    its
    in
    if its leaders were less style and more substance. but flagellation is a
    key component of Darlene's and my sex life. (hope
    you're not getting tired of hearing about Darlene)
    Your sexual fantasies could fill a best selling salacious book --- which I
    am
    writing.
    changing the names of course. Changing the name to yours? No, please use my real name. I've already used my
    real name all over the place and while that's brought me measureless fame, its also brought out identity thieves by the score.
    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 02:38:16 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<349f507e-6b61-4a18-9e43-4adc9345d89fn@googlegroups.com>):

    you're not getting tired of hearing about Darlene)
    Your sexual fantasies could fill a best selling salacious book --- which I
    am
    writing.
    changing the names of course. Changing the name to yours? No, please use
    my real name. I've already used my
    real name all over the place and while that's brought me measureless fame,
    its also brought out identity thieves by the score.
    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.

    As it that were the only goal in their life?

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 07:42:29 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 4:38:27rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<349f507e-6b61-4a18...@googlegroups.com>):
    you're not getting tired of hearing about Darlene)
    Your sexual fantasies could fill a best selling salacious book --- which I
    am
    writing.
    changing the names of course. Changing the name to yours? No, please use
    my real name. I've already used my
    real name all over the place and while that's brought me measureless fame,
    its also brought out identity thieves by the score.
    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    As it that were the only goal in their life?
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I asked them what their goals are? Are you trying to overthrow the United States government by force or violence? In a little while they said "well, we would like to go with violence."
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 07:58:11 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<fce6b81c-31e6-44e7-8634-aed4ce8aa692n@googlegroups.com>):

    real name all over the place and while that's brought me measureless fame,
    its also brought out identity thieves by the score.
    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    As it that were the only goal in their life?
    I asked them what their goals are? Are you trying to overthrow the United States government by force or violence? In a little while they said "well, we would like to go with violence.rCY
    Use of force requires brains.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 16:07:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 9:58:23rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<fce6b81c-31e6-44e7...@googlegroups.com>):
    real name all over the place and while that's brought me measureless
    fame,
    its also brought out identity thieves by the score.
    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    As it that were the only goal in their life?
    I asked them what their goals are? Are you trying to overthrow the United States government by force or violence? In a little while they said "well, we
    would like to go with violence.rCY
    Use of force requires brains.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Mar
    oh, come on now , going up against the US government would be no worse than a snail caught under a steamroller
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 01:30:15 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cb47059f-6ffd-476a-a934-95ef069e9578n@googlegroups.com>):

    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    As it that were the only goal in their life?
    I asked them what their goals are? Are you trying to overthrow the United States government by force or violence? In a little while they said "well,
    we
    would like to go with violence.rCY
    Use of force requires brains.
    oh, come on now , going up against the US government would be no worse than a snail caught under a steamroller

    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 11:53:35 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Saturday, October 28, 2023 at 3:30:28rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cb47059f-6ffd-476a...@googlegroups.com>):
    What kind of score do they follw?? Classical? Jazz, Blues?-------
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    As it that were the only goal in their life?
    I asked them what their goals are? Are you trying to overthrow the United
    States government by force or violence? In a little while they said "well,
    we
    would like to go with violence.rCY
    Use of force requires brains.
    oh, come on now , going up against the US government would be no worse than a
    snail caught under a steamroller
    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    but I was talking to Stanley about one.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 01:09:09 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a84b8849-b738-4d77-959f-1f2a0e66c7a3n@googlegroups.com>):
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    As it that were the only goal in their life?
    I asked them what their goals are? Are you trying to overthrow the United
    States government by force or violence? In a little while they said "well,
    we
    would like to go with violence.rCY
    Use of force requires brains.
    oh, come on now , going up against the US government would be no worse than a
    snail caught under a steamroller
    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now. but I was talking to Stanley about one.

    And you were probaly really steamed about not having one in stock.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 06:21:43 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:09:17rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a84b8849-b738-4d77...@googlegroups.com>):
    need you even ask ? They score with Darlene, of course.
    As it that were the only goal in their life?
    I asked them what their goals are? Are you trying to overthrow the United
    States government by force or violence? In a little while they said
    "well,
    we
    would like to go with violence.rCY
    Use of force requires brains.
    oh, come on now , going up against the US government would be no worse than a
    snail caught under a steamroller
    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now. but I was talking to Stanley about one.

    And you were probaly really steamed about not having one in stock.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    yes, it made me steam up
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 08:35:11 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<95c530d5-c6d2-4d92-8cb0-78eacf2ede4bn@googlegroups.com>):

    Use of force requires brains.
    oh, come on now , going up against the US government would be no worse
    than a
    snail caught under a steamroller
    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now. but
    I was talking to Stanley about one. And you were probaly really steamed about not having one in stock.
    yes, it made me steam up

    Your temper boiler over...

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 13:00:57 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 10:35:23rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<95c530d5-c6d2-4d92...@googlegroups.com>):
    Use of force requires brains.
    oh, come on now , going up against the US government would be no worse
    than a
    snail caught under a steamroller
    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now. but
    I was talking to Stanley about one. And you were probaly really steamed about not having one in stock.
    yes, it made me steam up
    Your temper boiler over...
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I had to get a new boiler for the house, and the repairman came over to install it and he was doing such a lousy job that I got mad at him and boiled over.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 03:42:23 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<507533db-61ec-408d-83a2-b0711f4adbfen@googlegroups.com>):

    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now.
    but
    I was talking to Stanley about one. And you were probaly really steamed
    about not having one in stock.
    yes, it made me steam up
    Your temper boiler over...
    I had to get a new boiler for the house, and the repairman came over to install it and he was doing such a lousy job that I got mad at him and boiled over.

    Report him to the BBB, then he will be in hot water.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 06:50:36 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 5:42:35rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<507533db-61ec-408d...@googlegroups.com>):
    But there are no more rCLSteamrCYrollers --- they are all diesel now.
    but
    I was talking to Stanley about one. And you were probaly really steamed
    about not having one in stock.
    yes, it made me steam up
    Your temper boiler over...
    I had to get a new boiler for the house, and the repairman came over to install it and he was doing such a lousy job that I got mad at him and boiled
    over.
    Report him to the BBB, then he will be in hot water.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I bet you meant that figuratively, but even literally he was in hot water up to his neck. They served him at a local Red Lobster.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 08:38:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<36e054bf-969b-429a-809a-faf861a4b053n@googlegroups.com>):
    yes, it made me steam up
    Your temper boiler over...
    I had to get a new boiler for the house, and the repairman came over to install it and he was doing such a lousy job that I got mad at him and boiled
    over.
    Report him to the BBB, then he will be in hot water.
    I bet you meant that figuratively, but even literally he was in hot water up to his neck. They served him at a local Red Lobster.

    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 16:02:05 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 10:38:33rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<36e054bf-969b-429a...@googlegroups.com>):
    yes, it made me steam up
    Your temper boiler over...
    I had to get a new boiler for the house, and the repairman came over to
    install it and he was doing such a lousy job that I got mad at him and boiled
    over.
    Report him to the BBB, then he will be in hot water.
    I bet you meant that figuratively, but even literally he was in hot water up
    to his neck. They served him at a local Red Lobster.
    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I was penpals with his lady from Britain for many years, and she finally came and visited me. She asked me what I thought about cricket. I told her I stomp on every last one of them I see.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 01:58:15 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4261b58d-d67c-43d6-9655-12f46f996e22n@googlegroups.com>):

    Report him to the BBB, then he will be in hot water.
    I bet you meant that figuratively, but even literally he was in hot water up
    to his neck. They served him at a local Red Lobster.
    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???
    I was penpals with his lady from Britain for many years, and she finally came and visited me. She asked me what I thought about cricket. I told her I stomp on every last one of them I see.

    But roaches you smoke.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 06:20:02 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 3:58:27rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4261b58d-d67c-43d6...@googlegroups.com>):
    Report him to the BBB, then he will be in hot water.
    I bet you meant that figuratively, but even literally he was in hot water
    up
    to his neck. They served him at a local Red Lobster.
    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???
    I was penpals with his lady from Britain for many years, and she finally came
    and visited me. She asked me what I thought about cricket. I told her I stomp
    on every last one of them I see.
    But roaches you smoke.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs flailing around out the end of the cigarette.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 08:57:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3c4c2afe-0b16-4d26-889e-72d0e0401aabn@googlegroups.com>):
    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???
    I was penpals with his lady from Britain for many years, and she finally came
    and visited me. She asked me what I thought about cricket. I told her I stomp
    on every last one of them I see.
    But roaches you smoke.
    I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs flailing around out the end of the cigarette.

    You need to pack then in tighter.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 11:57:40 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:57:32rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3c4c2afe-0b16-4d26...@googlegroups.com>):
    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???
    I was penpals with his lady from Britain for many years, and she finally
    came
    and visited me. She asked me what I thought about cricket. I told her I
    stomp
    on every last one of them I see.
    But roaches you smoke.
    I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs flailing
    around out the end of the cigarette.
    You need to pack then in tighter.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I did get them packed tighter. Then I started selling them by the pack . as an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up with the Roach Man.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 12:53:53 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<6e13e4b2-4b8b-41d3-8247-096ebd9bcbf0n@googlegroups.com>):
    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???
    I was penpals with his lady from Britain for many years, and she finally
    came
    and visited me. She asked me what I thought about cricket. I told her I
    stomp
    on every last one of them I see.
    But roaches you smoke.
    I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs flailing
    around out the end of the cigarette.
    You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I started selling them by the pack . as
    an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up with the Roach Man.

    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 16:06:03 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:54:04rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<6e13e4b2-4b8b-41d3...@googlegroups.com>):
    When did he start pitching for that Cricket team???
    I was penpals with his lady from Britain for many years, and she finally
    came
    and visited me. She asked me what I thought about cricket. I told her I
    stomp
    on every last one of them I see.
    But roaches you smoke.
    I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs flailing
    around out the end of the cigarette.
    You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I started selling them by the pack . as
    an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up with
    the Roach Man.
    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the worst of the worst was the Roach Motel.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 01:53:17 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<b474daf6-543a-40cc-916f-2aeee9696750n@googlegroups.com>):

    But roaches you smoke.
    I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs flailing
    around out the end of the cigarette.
    You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I started selling them by the pack . as
    an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up with
    the Roach Man.
    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
    Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the worst of the worst was the Roach Motel.

    They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
    them up.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 08:10:09 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:53:30rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<b474daf6-543a-40cc...@googlegroups.com>):
    But roaches you smoke.
    I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs flailing
    around out the end of the cigarette.
    You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I
    started selling them by the pack . as
    an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up
    with
    the Roach Man.
    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
    Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the worst
    of the worst was the Roach Motel.
    They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping them up.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:
    " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all night long".
    I thought that was tremendously risque ;
    I blush at its mere mention.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 10:28:45 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<b65023ac-e381-41ee-9608-ab2bf1b49fa3n@googlegroups.com>):
    You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I
    started selling them by the pack . as
    an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up
    with
    the Roach Man.
    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
    Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the worst
    of the worst was the Roach Motel.
    They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping them up.
    Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:

    " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all night long".

    I thought that was tremendously risque ;
    I blush at its mere mention.

    Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me
    on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 17:09:30 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:28:58rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<b65023ac-e381-41ee...@googlegroups.com>):
    You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I
    started selling them by the pack . as
    an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up
    with
    the Roach Man.
    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
    Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the worst
    of the worst was the Roach Motel.
    They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
    them up.
    Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:

    " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all
    night long".

    I thought that was tremendously risque ;
    I blush at its mere mention.
    Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and open it and throw the little tyke out.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 00:25:37 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<00a17943-914f-43cb-9afd-aebab60ca3f9n@googlegroups.com>):

    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
    Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the
    worst
    of the worst was the Roach Motel.
    They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
    them up.
    Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:

    " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all
    night long".

    I thought that was tremendously risque ;
    I blush at its mere mention.
    Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight
    The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and open it and throw the little tyke out.

    Only works if I can wait till we are airborne

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 12:23:50 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:25:49rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<00a17943-914f-43cb...@googlegroups.com>):
    Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
    Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the
    worst
    of the worst was the Roach Motel.
    They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
    them up.
    Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:

    " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all
    night long".

    I thought that was tremendously risque ;
    I blush at its mere mention.
    Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me
    on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight
    The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and open
    it and throw the little tyke out.
    Only works if I can wait till we are airborne
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    if you're still on the ground, you can make a little tyke hide in the landing gear.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 14:10:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<45e88349-d78a-4f71-a866-e94922370489n@googlegroups.com>):

    Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:

    " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it
    all
    night long".

    I thought that was tremendously risque ;
    I blush at its mere mention.
    Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind
    me
    on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight
    The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and open
    it and throw the little tyke out.
    Only works if I can wait till we are airborne if you're still on the ground, you can make a little tyke hide in the landing
    gear.

    I suppose I should tyke what can get

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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