• Re: Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?

    From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 19:47:07 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 3:11:39rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<ff803979-7d4e-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
    With monkey glands???

    I once saw a talk show in which long ago they tried to transplant goat gonads
    onto a human and the lucky fella even got to keep his original set!!!!
    Which he kept in a jar in his library
    I knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island and
    now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
    Is that why he is able to his best work at night???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    yes, his best work at night. That's why he fathers children that have six heads and 13 arms.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 23:53:19 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f60062e2-21dd-44a0-9b41-b49f5ec5310fn@googlegroups.com>):
    I once saw a talk show in which long ago they tried to transplant goat
    gonads
    onto a human and the lucky fella even got to keep his original set!!!!
    Which he kept in a jar in his library
    I knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island and
    now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
    Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work at night. That's why he fathers children that have six
    heads and 13 arms.

    That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C. people put them out of business.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 11:51:23 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 1:53:29rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f60062e2-21dd-44a0...@googlegroups.com>):
    I once saw a talk show in which long ago they tried to transplant goat
    gonads
    onto a human and the lucky fella even got to keep his original set!!!!
    Which he kept in a jar in his library
    I knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island and
    now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
    Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work at night. That's why he fathers children that have six
    heads and 13 arms.

    That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C. people
    put them out of business.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I could tell about a little carnival that used to come to Victoria and they had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 12:32:30 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9cb6ed57-8d14-49f3-a9f8-5eaafa135dc0n@googlegroups.com>):
    Which he kept in a jar in his library
    I knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island
    and
    now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
    Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work at
    night. That's why he fathers children that have six
    heads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.
    people
    put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used to come to Victoria and they
    had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.

    What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??
    On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
    When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 15:49:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 2:32:42rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9cb6ed57-8d14-49f3...@googlegroups.com>):
    Which he kept in a jar in his library
    I knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island
    and
    now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
    Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work at
    night. That's why he fathers children that have six
    heads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.
    people
    put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used to come to Victoria and they
    had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle
    pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
    What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??
    On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
    When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is , obtain more than one meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the heads off of live chickens.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 03:02:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<97ac0f0e-a2bd-4205-8afd-a7b52e3b913dn@googlegroups.com>):

    night. That's why he fathers children that have six
    heads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.
    people
    put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used
    to come to Victoria and they
    had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle
    pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
    What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??
    On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
    When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is , obtain more than one
    meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the heads off of live chickens.

    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 07:28:25 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 5:02:31rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<97ac0f0e-a2bd-4205...@googlegroups.com>):
    night. That's why he fathers children that have six
    heads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.
    people
    put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used
    to come to Victoria and they
    had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive
    "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle
    pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
    What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??
    On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
    When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is , obtain more than one
    meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer
    nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the
    heads off of live chickens.
    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Ozzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the time baseball was invented.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 08:36:16 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a82eaf04-a723-4d21-8414-444add298708n@googlegroups.com>):
    What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??
    On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
    When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of
    Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is
    , obtain more than one
    meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer
    nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the
    heads off of live chickens.
    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
    time baseball was invented.

    I can think of several Cricket players who would disagree with that.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 12:40:42 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 10:38:26rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a82eaf04-a723-4d21...@googlegroups.com>):
    What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??
    On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk. When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of
    Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is
    , obtain more than one
    meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer
    nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the
    heads off of live chickens.
    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
    time baseball was invented.

    I can think of several Cricket players who would disagree with that.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    If someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, why not be even grosser and play with roaches?
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 02:43:49 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8a51dbd6-9216-4c7a-95c9-03b76a419f51n@googlegroups.com>):

    meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer
    nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting
    the
    heads off of live chickens.
    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
    time baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, why
    not be even grosser
    and play with roaches?

    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 05:52:32 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 4:44:00rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8a51dbd6-9216-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
    meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a
    computer
    nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting
    the
    heads off of live chickens.
    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the
    bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
    time baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, why
    not be even grosser
    and play with roaches?
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 07:01:03 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<15278ba8-2082-4ded-ade4-8c5d594fc300n@googlegroups.com>):
    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the
    bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
    time baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
    would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, why
    not be even grosser
    and play with roaches?
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex

    Baked, boiled or frled???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 09:42:01 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 9:01:10rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<15278ba8-2082-4ded...@googlegroups.com>):
    Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the
    bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
    time baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
    would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with
    crickets, why
    not be even grosser
    and play with roaches?
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex

    Baked, boiled or frled???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    so you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary sense.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 00:28:46 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8f6eebe6-0306-4914-a320-c6c869a543b2n@googlegroups.com>):

    time baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
    would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with
    crickets, why
    not be even grosser
    and play with roaches?
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
    sense.

    Too old and tough???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 09:27:08 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, October 26, 2023 at 2:28:59rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8f6eebe6-0306-4914...@googlegroups.com>):
    time baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
    would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with
    crickets, why
    not be even grosser
    and play with roaches?
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
    sense.

    Too old and tough???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    how did you guess? You're right , she's 97 years old.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 02:41:17 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c6ca375a-1763-4090-b4fb-a8fdf73916d7n@googlegroups.com>):
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97 years old.

    A hoary whore!

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 06:49:59 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 4:41:29rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c6ca375a-1763-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
    washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
    you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97 years old.

    A hoary whore!
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost. --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 07:59:51 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a96a806f-266b-4e5b-a6bd-eb817260cb99n@googlegroups.com>):
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
    washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
    you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
    years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost.

    You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 16:03:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 9:59:58rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a96a806f-266b-4e5b...@googlegroups.com>):
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
    washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
    you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
    culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
    years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost.

    You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I visited a very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 01:33:09 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<79f651d5-7721-4bf1-b186-664fe4690854n@googlegroups.com>):
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
    washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
    you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
    culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
    years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's
    like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
    visited a
    very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.

    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 11:45:53 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Saturday, October 28, 2023 at 3:33:22rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<79f651d5-7721-4bf1...@googlegroups.com>):
    It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
    washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
    you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
    culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
    years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's
    like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
    visited a
    very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 01:14:01 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9768cce7-4346-4426-88c7-4629392da69fn@googlegroups.com>):
    culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's
    97
    years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive.
    It's
    like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your
    Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
    visited a
    very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
    when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.

    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 06:19:36 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:14:11rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9768cce7-4346-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
    culinary
    sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's
    97
    years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive.
    It's
    like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your
    Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
    visited a
    very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
    when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
    or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 08:36:07 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e7b92904-18a4-474f-b236-4c45b50a7388n@googlegroups.com>):

    visited a
    very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
    when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
    or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.

    I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 12:58:47 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 10:36:19rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e7b92904-18a4-474f...@googlegroups.com>):
    visited a
    very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
    when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
    or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.

    I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her. Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help me get her out of my heart."
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 03:44:10 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e9fa1f4d-f3d2-4035-abec-ab6a18917e46n@googlegroups.com>):

    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
    when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for
    sex
    or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.

    actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help me get her out of my heart.rCY
    But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 06:46:13 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 5:44:23rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e9fa1f4d-f3d2-4035...@googlegroups.com>):
    Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
    when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for
    sex
    or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.

    actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help
    me get her out of my heart.rCY
    But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots you by the balls."
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 08:39:10 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c312a5c3-1ebb-4f64-aac3-77e93f6fd2c4n@googlegroups.com>):
    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the
    mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.

    actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do
    with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help
    me get her out of my heart.rCY
    But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.

    Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots you by the balls.rCY

    And that is where she had you.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 15:55:47 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 10:39:22rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c312a5c3-1ebb-4f64...@googlegroups.com>):
    Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the
    mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that
    Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.

    actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do
    with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda
    help
    me get her out of my heart.rCY
    But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.

    Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down
    , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy
    and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on
    it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots
    you by the balls.rCY

    And that is where she had you.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in Vietnam.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 01:59:03 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<31dcd1a1-8714-4f03-a311-00b0c4581312n@googlegroups.com>):
    But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.

    Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down
    , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy
    and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
    on
    it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots
    you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
    Vietnam.

    No kidding ---

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 06:17:26 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 3:59:16rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<31dcd1a1-8714-4f03...@googlegroups.com>):
    But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.

    Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
    down
    , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
    Andy
    and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
    on
    it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
    gots
    you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
    Vietnam.

    No kidding ---
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
    I said, in a very high falsetto
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 08:58:25 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<19985222-757c-4aec-bbba-95d237bfe2adn@googlegroups.com>):

    Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
    down
    , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
    Andy
    and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
    on
    it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
    gots
    you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on
    that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
    Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
    I said, in a very high falsetto

    So, are you merkin any progress???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 11:51:07 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:58:38rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<19985222-757c-4aec...@googlegroups.com>):
    Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
    down
    , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
    Andy
    and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
    on
    it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
    gots
    you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on
    that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
    Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
    I said, in a very high falsetto
    So, are you merkin any progress???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as 'Merkin.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 12:54:41 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f94f4aea-4a79-467b-81bf-48d9d376f984n@googlegroups.com>):

    that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
    Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
    I said, in a very high falsetto
    So, are you merkin any progress???
    Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as rCyMair-erkin.

    Hair-isy

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 15:54:25 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:54:53rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f94f4aea-4a79-467b...@googlegroups.com>):
    that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
    Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
    I said, in a very high falsetto
    So, are you merkin any progress???
    Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
    Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as rCyMair-erkin.

    Hair-isy
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 01:54:24 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a0b54ce8-f07a-48d1-8810-9b86a4eb645bn@googlegroups.com>):

    Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like
    that?"
    I said, in a very high falsetto
    So, are you merkin any progress???
    Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
    Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as rCyMair-erkin. Hair-isy
    I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon him to give him speech, and now Harris say.

    Now he is able to harass you

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 07:52:57 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:54:37rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a0b54ce8-f07a-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
    Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like
    that?"
    I said, in a very high falsetto
    So, are you merkin any progress???
    Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
    Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
    refer to American as rCyMair-erkin. Hair-isy
    I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon
    him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
    Now he is able to harass you
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
    there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for the gay experience.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 10:29:55 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<ef2edbc9-6d37-4607-9699-4d9d10b37de6n@googlegroups.com>):
    So, are you merkin any progress???
    Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
    Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
    refer to American as rCyMair-erkin. Hair-isy
    I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon
    him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
    Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
    there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for the gay experience.

    So you say the ends justify the means???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 17:04:04 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:30:07rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<ef2edbc9-6d37-4607...@googlegroups.com>):
    So, are you merkin any progress???
    Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie
    Doctor
    Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
    refer to American as rCyMair-erkin. Hair-isy
    I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign
    upon
    him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
    Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
    there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in
    real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for
    the gay experience.
    So you say the ends justify the means???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival football team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press that "the ends justify the means."
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 00:30:23 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c9ab01a2-10a8-4b21-b8d6-0a3fd1f0eef9n@googlegroups.com>):

    I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign
    upon
    him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
    Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
    there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies
    ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in
    real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for
    the gay experience.
    So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival football
    team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have needed the ends
    I

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 03:27:15 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:30:35rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c9ab01a2-10a8-4b21...@googlegroups.com>):
    I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign
    upon
    him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
    Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
    there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies
    ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present
    in
    real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up
    for
    the gay experience.
    So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival football
    team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have needed the ends
    I
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:
    If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 11:32:56 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3645b7e7-1fb4-4c1c-bee7-be945ba95030n@googlegroups.com>):

    \So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple
    of new ends, so he went to a rival football
    team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press
    that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have needed the ends
    I
    \A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:

    If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.

    Perhaps if he used an end-oscope

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 12:21:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 1:33:04rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3645b7e7-1fb4-4c1c...@googlegroups.com>):

    \So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple
    of new ends, so he went to a rival football
    team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press
    that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have
    needed the ends
    I
    \A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean
    value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of
    things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:

    If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.
    Perhaps if he used an end-oscope
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    (This joke is a little bit dated.)
    Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?
    He worked it out with his slide rule.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 14:12:25 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<01eae4a0-6fe4-4577-9d25-d2725514991an@googlegroups.com>):

    \A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of
    different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean
    value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends
    of
    things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:

    If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.
    Perhaps if he used an end-oscope

    (This joke is a little bit dated.)

    Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?

    He worked it out with his slide rule.

    Too much fiber in his diet.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 16:14:16 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 4:12:37rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<01eae4a0-6fe4-4577...@googlegroups.com>):
    \A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of
    different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean
    value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends
    of
    things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine
    would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:

    If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.
    Perhaps if he used an end-oscope

    (This joke is a little bit dated.)

    Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?

    He worked it out with his slide rule.
    Too much fiber in his diet.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    you mean he was such an asshole and took a 4' x 8' sheet of fiber board to work it out?
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Nov 3 02:33:28 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c715084e-0463-45a0-b831-69fdc9533835n@googlegroups.com>):
    If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.
    Perhaps if he used an end-oscope

    (This joke is a little bit dated.)

    Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?

    He worked it out with his slide rule.
    Too much fiber in his diet.

    you mean he was such an asshole and took a 4' x 8' sheet of fiber board to work it out?

    For him --- Roto Rooter

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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