On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteyes, his best work at night. That's why he fathers children that have six heads and 13 arms.
(in article<ff803979-7d4e-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
With monkey glands???
Is that why he is able to his best work at night???I knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island andI once saw a talk show in which long ago they tried to transplant goat gonadsWhich he kept in a jar in his library
onto a human and the lucky fella even got to keep his original set!!!!
now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
heads and 13 arms.Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work at night. That's why he fathers children that have sixI knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island andI once saw a talk show in which long ago they tried to transplant goatWhich he kept in a jar in his library
gonads
onto a human and the lucky fella even got to keep his original set!!!!
now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteI could tell about a little carnival that used to come to Victoria and they had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
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heads and 13 arms.Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work at night. That's why he fathers children that have sixI knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island andI once saw a talk show in which long ago they tried to transplant goatWhich he kept in a jar in his library
gonads
onto a human and the lucky fella even got to keep his original set!!!!
now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C. people
put them out of business.
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.peopleheads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work atWhich he kept in a jar in his libraryI knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island
and
now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
night. That's why he fathers children that have six
put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used to come to Victoria and they
On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteIt's funny, how words become polysemous, that is , obtain more than one meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the heads off of live chickens.
(in article<9cb6ed57-8d14-49f3...@googlegroups.com>):
What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottlepeopleheads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.Is that why he is able to his best work at night??? yes, his best work atWhich he kept in a jar in his libraryI knew this guy that got exposed to a lot of radiation at 3 mile island
and
now his testicles are useful for nothing but night lights.
night. That's why he fathers children that have six
put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used to come to Victoria and they
pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the heads off of live chickens.What about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alive "'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottlepeoplenight. That's why he fathers children that have sixheads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.
put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used
to come to Victoria and they
pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is , obtain more than one
On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteOzzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the time baseball was invented.
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Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat???meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computerWhat about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??had loud speakers blaring all over "It's alive , it's alive , it's alivepeoplenight. That's why he fathers children that have sixheads and 13 arms. That is one way to restock the old midway freakshowrCOs after the P.C.
put them out of business. I could tell about a little carnival that used
to come to Victoria and they
"'and then when you went in to see the freak show everything was in a bottle
pickled. Oh, wait a minute I think I already talked about that.
On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is , obtain more than one
nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the
heads off of live chickens.
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
time baseball was invented.Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around theWhat about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer
On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk.
When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of
Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is
, obtain more than one
nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the
heads off of live chickens.
On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteIf someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, why not be even grosser and play with roaches?
(in article<a82eaf04-a723-4d21...@googlegroups.com>):
time baseball was invented.Was that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around theWhat about the man eating chicken that occasionally shows up??meaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computer
On the outside you occasionally hear a deep voiced chicken squawk. When you pay and go in to find a man siting on a stool eating a bucket of
Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's funny, how words become polysemous, that is
, obtain more than one
nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting the
heads off of live chickens.
I can think of several Cricket players who would disagree with that.
Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
not be even grossertime baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, whymeaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means a computerWas that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting
the
heads off of live chickens.
and play with roaches?
On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrotebut I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex
(in article<8a51dbd6-9216-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
not be even grossertime baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, whymeaning, enabling many puns ; most techies think a geek just means aWas that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent the
computer
nerd. The original meaning is a man who would sit in a carnival, biting
the
heads off of live chickens.
bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
and play with roaches?It works if you have a wicket sense of humor
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
not be even grosserWas that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent thetime baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with crickets, why
and play with roaches?It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex
On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteso you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary sense.
(in article<15278ba8-2082-4ded...@googlegroups.com>):
not be even grosserWas that where Ozzy got the idea for the bat??? Ozzy did not invent thetime baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
bat. It was invented by some dude way back around the
would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with
crickets, why
and play with roaches?It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex
Baked, boiled or frled???
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
sense.not be even grossertime baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with
crickets, why
and play with roaches?It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrotehow did you guess? You're right , she's 97 years old.
(in article<8f6eebe6-0306-4914...@googlegroups.com>):
sense.not be even grossertime baseball was invented. I can think of several Cricket players who
would disagree with that. If someone wants to be gross and play with
crickets, why
and play with roaches?It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
Too old and tough???
Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97 years old.It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteAnd the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost. --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
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sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97 years old.It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
A hoary whore!
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the culinary
years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost.
On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a96a806f-266b-4e5b...@googlegroups.com>):
sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
culinary
years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost.
You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope???
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
visited asense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
culinary
years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's
like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrotewhen a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
(in article<79f651d5-7721-4bf1...@googlegroups.com>):
visited asense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
culinary
years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's
like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.visited asense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she'sculinary
97
years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive.
It's
like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your
Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteor you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.
(in article<9768cce7-4346-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie???when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sexvisited asense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she'sculinary
97
years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive.
It's
like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your
Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.visited awhen a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteactually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help me get her out of my heart."
(in article<e7b92904-18a4-474f...@googlegroups.com>):
Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.visited awhen a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??
or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her. Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for
sex
or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help me get her out of my heart.rCY
On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteBoy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots you by the balls."
(in article<e9fa1f4d-f3d2-4035...@googlegroups.com>):
Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores drCOoeuvre??when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for
sex
or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda helpBut what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
me get her out of my heart.rCY
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the
mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.
actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to doBut what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help
me get her out of my heart.rCY
Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots you by the balls.rCY
On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteno, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in Vietnam.
(in article<c312a5c3-1ebb-4f64...@googlegroups.com>):
Its a treat if you do or donrCOt get Trixie??? or you can go for the
mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that
Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.
actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to doBut what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda
help
me get her out of my heart.rCY
Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down
, Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy
and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on
it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots
you by the balls.rCY
And that is where she had you.
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
Vietnam.Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down
, Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy
and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
on
it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots
you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote"Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
(in article<31dcd1a1-8714-4f03...@googlegroups.com>):
But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
Vietnam.Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
down
, Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
Andy
and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
on
it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
gots
you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
No kidding ---
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
I said, in a very high falsettoVietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
down
, Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
Andy
and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
on
it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
gots
you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on
that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteVery few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as 'Merkin.
(in article<19985222-757c-4aec...@googlegroups.com>):
So, are you merkin any progress???I said, in a very high falsettoVietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
down
, Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
Andy
and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
on
it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
gots
you by the balls.rCY And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on
that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as rCyMair-erkin.So, are you merkin any progress???I said, in a very high falsettoVietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteI know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
(in article<f94f4aea-4a79-467b...@googlegroups.com>):
Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie DoctorSo, are you merkin any progress???I said, in a very high falsettoVietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as rCyMair-erkin.
Hair-isy
Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon him to give him speech, and now Harris say.Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie DoctorSo, are you merkin any progress???I said, in a very high falsettoVietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like
that?"
Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as rCyMair-erkin. Hair-isy
On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteno, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
(in article<a0b54ce8-f07a-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
Now he is able to harass youI know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign uponVery few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie DoctorSo, are you merkin any progress???I said, in a very high falsettoVietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like
that?"
Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
refer to American as rCyMair-erkin. Hair-isy
him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for the gay experience.Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign uponSo, are you merkin any progress???Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
refer to American as rCyMair-erkin. Hair-isy
him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteA football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival football team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press that "the ends justify the means."
(in article<ef2edbc9-6d37-4607...@googlegroups.com>):
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Doctor
Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
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upon
him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for
the gay experience.
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Iteam and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have needed the endsSo you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival footballthere was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladiesI know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my signNow he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
upon
him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in
real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for
the gay experience.
On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteA mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:
(in article<c9ab01a2-10a8-4b21...@googlegroups.com>):
Iteam and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have needed the endsSo you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival footballthere was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladiesI know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my signNow he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
upon
him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present
in
real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up
for
the gay experience.
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
\A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:I\So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a coupleteam and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press
of new ends, so he went to a rival football
that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have needed the ends
If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.
On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote(This joke is a little bit dated.)
(in article<3645b7e7-1fb4-4c1c...@googlegroups.com>):
\A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the meanI\So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a coupleteam and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press
of new ends, so he went to a rival football
that "the ends justify the means.rCY f he had the means he would not have
needed the ends
value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of
things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:
If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.Perhaps if he used an end-oscope
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
\A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of
different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean
value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends
of
things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:
If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.Perhaps if he used an end-oscope
(This joke is a little bit dated.)
Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?
He worked it out with his slide rule.
On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wroteyou mean he was such an asshole and took a 4' x 8' sheet of fiber board to work it out?
(in article<01eae4a0-6fe4-4577...@googlegroups.com>):
\A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of
different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean
value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends
of
things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine
would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:
If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.Perhaps if he used an end-oscope
(This joke is a little bit dated.)
Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?
He worked it out with his slide rule.Too much fiber in his diet.
Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Perhaps if he used an end-oscope
(This joke is a little bit dated.)
Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?
He worked it out with his slide rule.Too much fiber in his diet.
you mean he was such an asshole and took a 4' x 8' sheet of fiber board to work it out?
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