• Re: a hippie's hades

    From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 13:13:55 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e89bddea-aebc-4c13-9c16-e88cfb7b0804n@googlegroups.com>):
    \How many are dining to see her as contrasted with those who are dining because they saw her??? Well, 15 are dining to see her because she puts on such a wild act , and 38
    are dining because they saw her because Darlene really whets up their appetite.
    Damn spell corrector snuck up on me again --- thatrCOs supposed to be dieing
    not dining. why are they called spell correctors when they take what you want and make it
    wrong

    Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 18:58:12 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 3:14:07rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e89bddea-aebc-4c13...@googlegroups.com>):
    \How many are dining to see her as contrasted with those who are dining
    because they saw her??? Well, 15 are dining to see her because she puts on such a wild act , and 38
    are dining because they saw her because Darlene really whets up their appetite.
    Damn spell corrector snuck up on me again --- thatrCOs supposed to be dieing
    not dining. why are they called spell correctors when they take what you want and make it
    wrong

    Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    There was this fellow named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they called him Lack of Intelligence.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 23:43:18 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3964d974-1602-42d2-8ec5-6f1b7b209e2fn@googlegroups.com>):

    are dining because they saw her because Darlene really whets up their appetite.
    Damn spell corrector snuck up on me again --- thatrCOs supposed to be dieing
    not dining. why are they called spell correctors when they take what you
    want and make it
    wrong

    Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial

    There was this fellow named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they called him Lack of Intelligence.

    A lack - luster example.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 12:02:59 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 1:43:31rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3964d974-1602-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
    are dining because they saw her because Darlene really whets up their
    appetite.
    Damn spell corrector snuck up on me again --- thatrCOs supposed to be
    dieing
    not dining. why are they called spell correctors when they take what you
    want and make it
    wrong

    Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial

    There was this fellow named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they called
    him Lack of Intelligence.
    A lack - luster example.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I have never been lackluster ; lusting after women is my primary occupation. --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 12:26:12 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<467c05b5-58fe-467e-b882-1d713e15d5dbn@googlegroups.com>):

    Damn spell corrector snuck up on me again --- thatrCOs supposed to be
    dieing
    not dining. why are they called spell correctors when they take what you
    want and make it
    wrong Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial There was this fellow named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they
    called
    him Lack of Intelligence.
    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after women is my primary occupation.

    Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY taken from your life??

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 16:06:27 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 2:26:24rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<467c05b5-58fe-467e...@googlegroups.com>):
    Damn spell corrector snuck up on me again --- thatrCOs supposed to be
    dieing
    not dining. why are they called spell correctors when they take what you
    want and make it
    wrong Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial There was this fellow named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they
    called
    him Lack of Intelligence.
    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after women is my primary occupation.

    Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY taken from your life??
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies. pop
    Groucho Marx
    Yes it was. They made a story about my life called Lost Horizons. They gave me the only copy of it for some strange reason and then a thief came along and took it from me so it became a true Lost Horizon.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 02:52:08 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<d8daab7b-be9a-4c06-afaa-e4d1f6cab5afn@googlegroups.com>):
    wrong Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial There was this fellow
    named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they
    called
    him Lack of Intelligence.
    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after women is my primary occupation. Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY taken from your life??
    Yes it was. They made a story about my life called Lost Horizons. They gave me the only copy of it for some strange reason and then a thief came along and took it from me so it became a true Lost Horizon.

    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not woth the film used to make it.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 08:05:08 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 4:52:20rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<d8daab7b-be9a-4c06...@googlegroups.com>):
    wrong Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial There was this fellow
    named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they
    called
    him Lack of Intelligence.
    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after
    women is my primary occupation. Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY taken from your life??
    Yes it was. They made a story about my life called Lost Horizons. They gave
    me the only copy of it for some strange reason and then a thief came along and took it from me so it became a true Lost Horizon.
    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not woth the
    film used to make it.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    you mean it was made back in the film era rather than the video era?
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 08:33:25 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cd6cc5c7-9a7e-4c0a-aa50-64271beb5b97n@googlegroups.com>):

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 4:52:20rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<d8daab7b-be9a-4c06...@googlegroups.com>):
    wrong Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial There was this
    fellow
    named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they
    called
    him Lack of Intelligence.
    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after
    women is my primary occupation. Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY taken from your life??
    Yes it was. They made a story about my life called Lost Horizons. They gave
    me the only copy of it for some strange reason and then a thief came along
    and took it from me so it became a true Lost Horizon.
    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not woth the
    film used to make it. you mean it was made back in the film era rather than the video era?

    Waste of color film yes, too early to be a waste of bandwidth.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 12:47:48 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 10:38:23rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cd6cc5c7-9a7e-4c0a...@googlegroups.com>):
    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 4:52:20rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<d8daab7b-be9a-4c06...@googlegroups.com>):
    wrong Lack of intelligence -- real or artificial There was this
    fellow
    named Ralph Lack, and he was very smart, so they
    called
    him Lack of Intelligence.
    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after
    women is my primary occupation. Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY
    taken from your life??
    Yes it was. They made a story about my life called Lost Horizons. They gave
    me the only copy of it for some strange reason and then a thief came along
    and took it from me so it became a true Lost Horizon.
    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not woth
    the
    film used to make it. you mean it was made back in the film era rather than the video era?

    Waste of color film yes, too early to be a waste of bandwidth.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    How could you lose your horizon? It's always there , a circle some 10 miles around you , it moves as you move, just like the antipodes. I just don't understand.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 02:37:59 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<6b7ba91f-551f-4d83-a8e5-22a54861caben@googlegroups.com>):

    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after
    women is my primary occupation. Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY
    taken from your life??
    Yes it was. They made a story about my life called Lost Horizons. They
    gave
    me the only copy of it for some strange reason and then a thief came along
    and took it from me so it became a true Lost Horizon.
    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not woth
    the
    film used to make it. you mean it was made back in the film era rather than the video era? Waste of color film yes, too early to be a waste of bandwidth.
    How could you lose your horizon? It's always there , a circle some 10 miles around you , it moves as you move, just like the antipodes. I just don't understand.

    THats because you have Darleene if you want to see a whore riseing

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 06:12:52 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 4:38:12rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<6b7ba91f-551f-4d83...@googlegroups.com>):
    A lack - luster example. I have never been lackluster ; lusting after
    women is my primary occupation. Was that movie rCLLust HorizonsrCY
    taken from your life??
    Yes it was. They made a story about my life called Lost Horizons. They
    gave
    me the only copy of it for some strange reason and then a thief came
    along
    and took it from me so it became a true Lost Horizon.
    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not woth
    the
    film used to make it. you mean it was made back in the film era rather
    than the video era? Waste of color film yes, too early to be a waste of bandwidth.
    How could you lose your horizon? It's always there , a circle some 10 miles
    around you , it moves as you move, just like the antipodes. I just don't understand.
    THats because you have Darleene if you want to see a whore riseing
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    it isn't just Darlene who is associated with the horizon, she does really love me and we're a permanent couple now, but before that, I would date these women and you know it would be like a fortyish year old woman, and she'd finally get around to asking me how old I am and I would tell her 70 and her jaw would drop (because I'm strikingly handsome for a man of 70) , she'd start shaking and then she'd run away from me as fast as she could and she'd get to the horizon and turn around and give me the rod and then run past the whore risen so that I could never see her again.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 06:56:22 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<86f8164c-20eb-4770-9fa2-7678aa15b89bn@googlegroups.com>):

    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not
    woth
    the
    film used to make it. you mean it was made back in the film era rather
    than the video era? Waste of color film yes, too early to be a waste of
    bandwidth.
    How could you lose your horizon? It's always there , a circle some 10 miles
    around you , it moves as you move, just like the antipodes. I just don't understand.
    THats because you have Darleene if you want to see a whore riseing\

    it isn't just Darlene who is associated with the horizon, she does really love me and we're a permanent couple now, but before that, I would date these women and you know it would be like a fortyish year old woman, and she'd finally get around to asking me how old I am and I would tell her 70 and her jaw would drop (because I'm strikingly handsome for a man of 70) , she'd start shaking and then she'd run away from me as fast as she could and she'd get to the horizon and turn around and give me the rod and then run past the whore risen so that I could never see her again.

    And just how hard did you strike her and how often??
    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 09:51:57 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 8:56:26rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<86f8164c-20eb-4770...@googlegroups.com>):
    That must have been the original as the remake was so bad it was not
    woth
    the
    film used to make it. you mean it was made back in the film era rather
    than the video era? Waste of color film yes, too early to be a waste of
    bandwidth.
    How could you lose your horizon? It's always there , a circle some 10 miles
    around you , it moves as you move, just like the antipodes. I just don't
    understand.
    THats because you have Darleene if you want to see a whore riseing\

    it isn't just Darlene who is associated with the horizon, she does really love me and we're a permanent couple now, but before that, I would date these
    women and you know it would be like a fortyish year old woman, and she'd finally get around to asking me how old I am and I would tell her 70 and her
    jaw would drop (because I'm strikingly handsome for a man of 70) , she'd start shaking and then she'd run away from me as fast as she could and she'd
    get to the horizon and turn around and give me the rod and then run past the
    whore risen so that I could never see her again.
    And just how hard did you strike her and how often??
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    well, you know we're living in politically correct times, so I would go ahead and hit them five times but I dare not hit them six.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 00:24:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<db02574d-9698-4205-b721-0528e7db5015n@googlegroups.com>):


    it isn't just Darlene who is associated with the horizon, she does really love me and we're a permanent couple now, but before that, I would date these
    women and you know it would be like a fortyish year old woman, and she'd finally get around to asking me how old I am and I would tell her 70 and her
    jaw would drop (because I'm strikingly handsome for a man of 70) , she'd start shaking and then she'd run away from me as fast as she could and she'd
    get to the horizon and turn around and give me the rod and then run past the
    whore risen so that I could never see her again.
    And just how hard did you strike her and how often??

    well, you know we're living in politically correct times, so I would go ahead and hit them five times but I dare not hit them six.

    Wel, you always did things the odd way.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 09:34:12 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, October 26, 2023 at 2:24:32rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<db02574d-9698-4205...@googlegroups.com>):

    it isn't just Darlene who is associated with the horizon, she does really
    love me and we're a permanent couple now, but before that, I would date
    these
    women and you know it would be like a fortyish year old woman, and she'd
    finally get around to asking me how old I am and I would tell her 70 and
    her
    jaw would drop (because I'm strikingly handsome for a man of 70) , she'd
    start shaking and then she'd run away from me as fast as she could and she'd
    get to the horizon and turn around and give me the rod and then run past
    the
    whore risen so that I could never see her again.
    And just how hard did you strike her and how often??

    well, you know we're living in politically correct times, so I would go ahead
    and hit them five times but I dare not hit them six.
    Wel, you always did things the odd way.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me all about your crappy life.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 02:36:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a247e07a-12a5-4a47-a679-116c8f07bc2an@googlegroups.com>):
    And just how hard did you strike her and how often?? well, you know we're living in politically correct times, so I would go
    ahead
    and hit them five times but I dare not hit them six.
    Wel, you always did things the odd way.

    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me all about your crappy life.

    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 07:44:00 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 4:36:33rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a247e07a-12a5-4a47...@googlegroups.com>):
    And just how hard did you strike her and how often?? well, you know we're living in politically correct times, so I would go
    ahead
    and hit them five times but I dare not hit them six.
    Wel, you always did things the odd way.

    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me all about your crappy life.
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    You meant DC liberals, didn't you?
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 07:56:02 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4b9a31b7-1568-4873-a65f-b48f3065dc70n@googlegroups.com>):
    Wel, you always did things the odd way.

    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me all
    about your crappy life.
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals, didn't you?

    Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them out.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 06:24:04 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 9:56:14rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4b9a31b7-1568-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
    Wel, you always did things the odd way.

    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me all
    about your crappy life.
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals, didn't you?

    Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them out.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    what do the AC/DC liberals think about you.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 08:34:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f76a2e4a-22a1-4f54-8380-a393b65eab5en@googlegroups.com>):
    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me
    all
    about your crappy life.
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals, didn't you? Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them out. what do the AC/DC liberals think about you.

    But can they think anything not PC???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 13:03:48 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 10:34:32rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f76a2e4a-22a1-4f54...@googlegroups.com>):
    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me
    all
    about your crappy life.
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals, didn't you? Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them out. what do the AC/DC liberals think about you.

    But can they think anything not PC???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    some of them have rebelled against PCs and are now using abacuses.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 03:39:59 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<ebda239c-9f63-4e63-aa82-0068059a52a3n@googlegroups.com>):
    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me
    all
    about your crappy life.
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals,
    didn't you? Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them
    out. what do the AC/DC liberals think about you. But can they think anything not PC???
    some of them have rebelled against PCs and are now using abacuses.

    No, they are not quite that backward, they of use NapierrCOs Bones.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 08:37:27 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 5:40:11rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<ebda239c-9f63-4e63...@googlegroups.com>):
    But Mike, this is no fair. You know all about me ; you need to tell me
    all
    about your crappy life.
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals,
    didn't you? Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them
    out. what do the AC/DC liberals think about you. But can they think anything not PC???
    some of them have rebelled against PCs and are now using abacuses.
    No, they are not quite that backward, they of use NapierrCOs Bones.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    You mean they dug up Napier to make their calculating tool? I dig it.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 08:40:49 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<6a0cde6f-822d-4fbb-99c4-2f07cfae156bn@googlegroups.com>):

    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals,
    didn't you? Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them
    out. what do the AC/DC liberals think about you. But can they think
    anything not PC???
    some of them have rebelled against PCs and are now using abacuses.
    No, they are not quite that backward, they of use NapierrCOs Bones. You mean they dug up Napier to make their calculating tool? I dig it.

    Bury good of you to get it.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 15:45:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 10:41:00rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<6a0cde6f-822d-4fbb...@googlegroups.com>):
    I canrCOt, the P.C. Liberals are censoring me. You meant DC liberals,
    didn't you? Not all are holding office. I did not want to leave them
    out. what do the AC/DC liberals think about you. But can they think
    anything not PC???
    some of them have rebelled against PCs and are now using abacuses.
    No, they are not quite that backward, they of use NapierrCOs Bones. You mean they dug up Napier to make their calculating tool? I dig it.

    Bury good of you to get it.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    bury my heart at wounded knee .
    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of Victoria
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 01:56:06 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<629916f5-3e48-4f94-b43b-a9b120cde7aan@googlegroups.com>):
    some of them have rebelled against PCs and are now using abacuses.
    No, they are not quite that backward, they of use NapierrCOs Bones. You mean they dug up Napier to make their calculating tool? I dig it.

    Bury good of you to get it.

    bury my heart at wounded knee .

    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of Victoria

    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 06:30:47 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 3:56:18rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<629916f5-3e48-4f94...@googlegroups.com>):
    some of them have rebelled against PCs and are now using abacuses.
    No, they are not quite that backward, they of use NapierrCOs Bones. You
    mean they dug up Napier to make their calculating tool? I dig it.

    Bury good of you to get it.

    bury my heart at wounded knee .

    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of Victoria
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so they got him for littering.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 08:56:33 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9a0bcdfb-d304-4551-a285-9a440e582b8an@googlegroups.com>):
    Bury good of you to get it. bury my heart at wounded knee .
    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of Victoria
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so they got him for littering.

    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 12:10:02 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:56:45rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9a0bcdfb-d304-4551...@googlegroups.com>):
    Bury good of you to get it. bury my heart at wounded knee .
    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of Victoria
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so they got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    after the unfortunate incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 12:47:19 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<15090c4e-3dd8-48f0-9d2a-50dea62a364cn@googlegroups.com>):

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:56:45rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9a0bcdfb-d304-4551...@googlegroups.com>):
    Bury good of you to get it. bury my heart at wounded knee .
    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of Victoria
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so they got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.

    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 16:15:19 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:47:31rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<15090c4e-3dd8-48f0...@googlegroups.com>):
    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:56:45rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9a0bcdfb-d304-4551...@googlegroups.com>):
    Bury good of you to get it. bury my heart at wounded knee .
    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of Victoria
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so they
    got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I didn't know he was into those blowup sex doll things?
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 01:52:09 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<2362c147-034e-4928-836e-3b65db56afeen@googlegroups.com>):
    Bury good of you to get it. bury my heart at wounded knee .
    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of
    Victoria
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so they
    got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog

    I didn't know he was into those blowup sex doll things?

    Why else would they build in an artificial vagina??

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 08:17:16 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:52:21rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<2362c147-034e-4928...@googlegroups.com>):
    Bury good of you to get it. bury my heart at wounded knee .
    take the rest of my remains and scatter them around the streets of
    Victoria
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so they
    got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog

    I didn't know he was into those blowup sex doll things?
    Why else would they build in an artificial vagina??
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    The artificial vagina is for the man (or woman), who wants more than just a Platonic relationship.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 10:24:34 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<659bc4fb-8735-4321-9c65-48d4bf62a5bdn@googlegroups.com>):

    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so
    they
    got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog I didn't know he was into those blowup sex doll things?
    Why else would they build in an artificial vagina??
    The artificial vagina is for the man (or woman), who wants more than just a Platonic relationship.

    But not right out of the package, first h has to puppet up.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 17:16:11 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:24:47rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<659bc4fb-8735-4321...@googlegroups.com>):
    And if you get cited for littering remains to be seen
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so
    they
    got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate
    incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog I didn't know he was into those blowup sex doll things?
    Why else would they build in an artificial vagina??
    The artificial vagina is for the man (or woman), who wants more than just a
    Platonic relationship.
    But not right out of the package, first h has to puppet up.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    blowing up the doll is good practice for the later actual sex acts.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 00:19:24 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c57aec74-6d7b-4e77-a821-4e4abdd7b18dn@googlegroups.com>):

    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so
    they
    got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate
    incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog I didn't know he was into those blowup sex doll things?
    Why else would they build in an artificial vagina??
    The artificial vagina is for the man (or woman), who wants more than just a
    Platonic relationship.
    But not right out of the package, first h has to puppet up.

    blowing up the doll is good practice for the later actual sex acts.

    And increasing the lung capacity of blowhards.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 12:34:55 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:19:37rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c57aec74-6d7b-4e77...@googlegroups.com>):
    did you hear about O.J. Simpson? They couldn't get him for murder so
    they
    got
    him for littering.
    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate
    incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog I didn't know he was into
    those blowup sex doll things?
    Why else would they build in an artificial vagina??
    The artificial vagina is for the man (or woman), who wants more than just a
    Platonic relationship.
    But not right out of the package, first h has to puppet up.

    blowing up the doll is good practice for the later actual sex acts.
    And increasing the lung capacity of blowhards.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Live Cleo kept saying, "Make me cum hard , make me cum hard ".
    I have no idea what that means.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 14:05:53 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<84b742b1-f5eb-4f45-b7da-1dbd37112cd7n@googlegroups.com>):

    I did not hear that he was kinky for dogs??? after the unfortunate
    incident of knifing her to death, OJ found it difficult
    to find work so he took up midwifery for dogs.
    But his ex wife was a real doll not a dog I didn't know he was into
    those blowup sex doll things?
    Why else would they build in an artificial vagina??
    The artificial vagina is for the man (or woman), who wants more than just a
    Platonic relationship.
    But not right out of the package, first h has to puppet up.

    blowing up the doll is good practice for the later actual sex acts.
    And increasing the lung capacity of blowhards.
    Live Cleo kept saying, "Make me cum hard , make me cum hard ".
    I have no idea what that means.

    Needs more fiber in her diet.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2