• Re: Redneck Jokes?

    From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 13:13:03 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<48ccef8c-f371-41b2-8dc4-17a89c786e40n@googlegroups.com>):
    Was her generosity baron any real advantage to her or did they just take
    and
    not give???

    she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.
    And did you peer into her bedroom???
    yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and you
    said they had to force him?
    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.

    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 19:44:50 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 3:13:14rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<48ccef8c-f371-41b2...@googlegroups.com>):
    Was her generosity baron any real advantage to her or did they just take
    and
    not give???

    she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.
    And did you peer into her bedroom???
    yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and you
    said they had to force him?
    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I was riding a horse out here on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 23:55:48 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<87f4b211-8198-4abc-a6b2-b8a24b0d62dbn@googlegroups.com>):

    she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.
    And did you peer into her bedroom???
    yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and
    you
    said they had to force him?
    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
    a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.

    Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 11:46:33 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 1:55:59rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<87f4b211-8198-4abc...@googlegroups.com>):
    she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.
    And did you peer into her bedroom???
    yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and
    you
    said they had to force him?
    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
    a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
    Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    yes, I was once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just making it worse
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 12:33:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<1e81f549-c102-4b4e-8ba3-392e124a26e6n@googlegroups.com>):
    And did you peer into her bedroom???
    yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and
    you
    said they had to force him?
    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
    a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
    Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
    and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just making it worse

    Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the cattle.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 15:44:27 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 2:33:50rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<1e81f549-c102-4b4e...@googlegroups.com>):
    And did you peer into her bedroom???
    yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and
    you
    said they had to force him?
    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here
    on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
    a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
    Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
    and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just making it worse
    Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the cattle.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle man, I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which is a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on and on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally died and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 03:04:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c697b30b-d78f-4956-9cf9-5bb27154af4fn@googlegroups.com>):

    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here
    on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
    a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
    Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was
    once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
    and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just making it worse
    Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the cattle.

    I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle man, I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which is a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on and on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally died and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.

    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
    That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 07:24:24 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 5:04:52rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c697b30b-d78f-4956...@googlegroups.com>):
    Was the Force with you???
    yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
    Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here
    on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
    a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
    Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was
    once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
    and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
    making it worse
    Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the cattle.

    I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle man,
    I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which is
    a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on and
    on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally died
    and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave. That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just get the endangered species act rescinded.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 08:38:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c3f07841-bb5a-4239-a498-d7bc6f79e719n@googlegroups.com>):
    and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
    making it worse
    Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the cattle. I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle
    man,
    I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which
    is
    a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on and
    on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally died
    and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave. That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
    that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just get the endangered species act rescinded.

    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
    waiting???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 12:38:19 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 10:38:32rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<c3f07841-bb5a-4239...@googlegroups.com>):
    and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
    making it worse
    Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the
    cattle. I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle
    man,
    I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which
    is
    a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on
    and
    on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally
    died
    and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave. That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
    that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just get
    the endangered species act rescinded.
    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother waiting???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Ma
    A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act up in jail, they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you need to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 02:44:46 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<877c09d9-666b-44eb-ba65-327859fb89cdn@googlegroups.com>):

    man,
    I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which
    is
    a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on
    and
    on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally
    died
    and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
    That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
    that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just get
    the endangered species act rescinded.
    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act up in jail,
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you need to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair.

    Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 05:50:23 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 4:44:54rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<877c09d9-666b-44eb...@googlegroups.com>):

    man,
    I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate,
    which
    is
    a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on
    and
    on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally
    died
    and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
    That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
    that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just
    get
    the endangered species act rescinded.
    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act up in jail,
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you need
    to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair.

    Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???

    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 07:02:30 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7087f376-1b21-43cb-aeb9-4ede5508cce9n@googlegroups.com>):

    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
    That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
    that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just
    get
    the endangered species act rescinded.
    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act
    up in jail,
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you need
    to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight

    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed to be an enjoyable experience.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 09:37:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 9:02:36rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7087f376-1b21-43cb...@googlegroups.com>):
    You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
    That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
    that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just
    get
    the endangered species act rescinded.
    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act
    up in jail,
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you
    need
    to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it
    and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed to be an enjoyable experience.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!!
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 00:30:08 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<18ed013d-1502-415d-9f4c-edf04cbf4074n@googlegroups.com>):
    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act
    up in jail,
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you
    need
    to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it
    and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!!

    You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 07:39:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, October 26, 2023 at 2:30:20rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<18ed013d-1502-415d...@googlegroups.com>):
    What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
    waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act
    up in jail,
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you
    need
    to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they
    make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it
    and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!!

    You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Well, you bring up your B&D all the time so you were bound to mention it
    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the actors were inept at tying knots.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 02:42:35 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f52c4963-0d8d-4a2c-a52e-8999c7135bc0n@googlegroups.com>):
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you
    need
    to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they
    make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in
    it
    and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed
    to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!! You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up.

    Well, you bring up your B&D all the time so you were bound to mention it

    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the actors were inept at tying knots.

    They were naughty about being knot-y

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 06:16:33 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 4:42:48rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f52c4963-0d8d-4a2c...@googlegroups.com>):
    they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you
    need
    to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they
    make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in
    it
    and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed
    to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!! You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up.

    Well, you bring up your B&D all the time so you were bound to mention it

    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the actors
    were inept at tying knots.
    They were naughty about being knot-y
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    And when they sailed to Europe, they traveled at 40 naughts.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 08:02:26 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9c82e430-1224-42b1-af7f-e10d6d3b22fan@googlegroups.com>):
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting
    in
    it
    and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed
    to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!! You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up. Well, you bring up your B&D all the time so you were bound to mention it
    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the actors
    were inept at tying knots.
    They were naughty about being knot-y And when they sailed to Europe, they traveled at 40 naughts.

    Not for lack of trying.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 15:52:52 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 10:02:38rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<9c82e430-1224-42b1...@googlegroups.com>):
    no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting
    in
    it
    and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed
    to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!! You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up. Well, you bring up your B&D all the time so you were bound to mention it
    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the actors
    were inept at tying knots.
    They were naughty about being knot-y And when they sailed to Europe, they traveled at 40 naughts.

    Not for lack of trying.
    "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe. "
    "Shut up and keep swimming."
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 01:35:53 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cfa1c34f-fbc0-438a-a96d-2c05f6ed6cbfn@googlegroups.com>):

    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not
    supposed
    to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!! You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up.
    Well, you bring up your B&D all the time so you were bound to mention
    it
    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the
    actors
    were inept at tying knots.
    They were naughty about being knot-y And when they sailed to Europe, they
    traveled at 40 naughts.

    Not for lack of trying.

    "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe. "

    "Shut up and keep swimming.rCY

    It would be easier if he were not pulling that boat with mommy riding in it.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 11:42:27 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Saturday, October 28, 2023 at 3:36:04rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cfa1c34f-fbc0-438a...@googlegroups.com>):
    But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not
    supposed
    to
    be an enjoyable experience. HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX
    LIFE!!!!! You mention it all the time so I was bound to bring it up.
    Well, you bring up your B&D all the time so you were bound to mention
    it
    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the
    actors
    were inept at tying knots.
    They were naughty about being knot-y And when they sailed to Europe, they
    traveled at 40 naughts.

    Not for lack of trying.

    "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe. "

    "Shut up and keep swimming.rCY

    It would be easier if he were not pulling that boat with mommy riding in it. Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I read this book titled "Coroner to the stars", and it was written by some Japanese guy. I can't remember his name. He did autopsies on a lot of the big stars , he did the autopsy on Natalie Wood, and he didn't think there was any malice by Robert Wagner , but she was so drunk she fell overboard and she was too drunk to even climb up into the little dingy thingy there , and he said something about she was only like 200 feet or so in the water off Catalina island and something about that she tried to swim to the beach and was pulling the dinghy behind her, but she was too drunk and she actually drowned like 200 feet off shore. It was really sad .
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 01:15:40 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a780f269-a8b3-473d-827f-9b861814e30dn@googlegroups.com>):
    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the
    actors
    were inept at tying knots.
    They were naughty about being knot-y And when they sailed to Europe,
    they
    traveled at 40 naughts. Not for lack of trying. "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe. "
    "Shut up and keep swimming.rCY It would be easier if he were not pulling that boat with mommy riding in it.

    I read this book titled "Coroner to the stars", and it was written by some Japanese guy. I can't remember his name. He did autopsies on a lot of the big stars , he did the autopsy on Natalie Wood, and he didn't think there was any malice by Robert Wagner , but she was so drunk she fell overboard and she was too drunk to even climb up into the little dingy thingy there , and he said something about she was only like 200 feet or so in the water off Catalina island and something about that she tried to swim to the beach and was pulling the dinghy behind her, but she was too drunk and she actually drowned like 200 feet off shore. It was really sad .

    But the conspiracy theorists want to think jut the opposite.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 06:17:02 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:15:50rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a780f269-a8b3-473d...@googlegroups.com>):
    I saw this B&D movie one time and the funny thing about it was all the
    actors
    were inept at tying knots.
    They were naughty about being knot-y And when they sailed to Europe,
    they
    traveled at 40 naughts. Not for lack of trying. "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe. "
    "Shut up and keep swimming.rCY It would be easier if he were not pulling that boat with mommy riding in it.

    I read this book titled "Coroner to the stars", and it was written by some Japanese guy. I can't remember his name. He did autopsies on a lot of the big
    stars , he did the autopsy on Natalie Wood, and he didn't think there was any
    malice by Robert Wagner , but she was so drunk she fell overboard and she was
    too drunk to even climb up into the little dingy thingy there , and he said
    something about she was only like 200 feet or so in the water off Catalina island and something about that she tried to swim to the beach and was pulling the dinghy behind her, but she was too drunk and she actually drowned
    like 200 feet off shore. It was really sad .
    But the conspiracy theorists want to think jut the opposite.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    they can conspire all they want. They won't do any good she's dead.
    I was in a hotel south of Dealey Plaza right during the anniversary of the assassination and there were these notices posted all over the place that a conspiracy group was meeting there, so I got in the elevator and there's some guy there and I asked him what the thing was all about you know just to get some information on it just kind of innocently and he was a real smart ass. He said well somebody shot the guy . and I answered back: I thought he was still in office !
    boy did I get him you know those smart ass games are really fun .
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 08:38:50 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7815bebe-b4ee-48e3-9efa-c750186ed023n@googlegroups.com>):
    "Shut up and keep swimming.rCY It would be easier if he were not pulling
    that boat with mommy riding in it.

    I read this book titled "Coroner to the stars", and it was written by some
    Japanese guy. I can't remember his name. He did autopsies on a lot of the big
    stars , he did the autopsy on Natalie Wood, and he didn't think there was any
    malice by Robert Wagner , but she was so drunk she fell overboard and she was
    too drunk to even climb up into the little dingy thingy there , and he said
    something about she was only like 200 feet or so in the water off Catalina
    island and something about that she tried to swim to the beach and was pulling the dinghy behind her, but she was too drunk and she actually drowned
    like 200 feet off shore. It was really sad .
    But the conspiracy theorists want to think jut the opposite.
    \they can conspire all they want. They won't do any good she's dead.

    I was in a hotel south of Dealey Plaza right during the anniversary of the assassination and there were these notices posted all over the place that a conspiracy group was meeting there, so I got in the elevator and there's some guy there and I asked him what the thing was all about you know just to get some information on it just kind of innocently and he was a real smart ass. He said well somebody shot the guy . and I answered back: I thought he was still in office !
    boy did I get him you know those smart ass games are really fun .

    And the only way to shut him up.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 12:56:21 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 10:39:03rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7815bebe-b4ee-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
    "Shut up and keep swimming.rCY It would be easier if he were not pulling
    that boat with mommy riding in it.

    I read this book titled "Coroner to the stars", and it was written by some
    Japanese guy. I can't remember his name. He did autopsies on a lot of the
    big
    stars , he did the autopsy on Natalie Wood, and he didn't think there was
    any
    malice by Robert Wagner , but she was so drunk she fell overboard and she
    was
    too drunk to even climb up into the little dingy thingy there , and he said
    something about she was only like 200 feet or so in the water off Catalina
    island and something about that she tried to swim to the beach and was pulling the dinghy behind her, but she was too drunk and she actually drowned
    like 200 feet off shore. It was really sad .
    But the conspiracy theorists want to think jut the opposite.
    \they can conspire all they want. They won't do any good she's dead.

    I was in a hotel south of Dealey Plaza right during the anniversary of the assassination and there were these notices posted all over the place that a
    conspiracy group was meeting there, so I got in the elevator and there's some
    guy there and I asked him what the thing was all about you know just to get
    some information on it just kind of innocently and he was a real smart ass.
    He said well somebody shot the guy . and I answered back: I thought he was still in office !
    boy did I get him you know those smart ass games are really fun .
    And the only way to shut him up.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I went to the funeral of my cousin Bernard the casket lid was very heavy. It took three other cousins and myself to shut him up.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 03:45:57 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<2033af04-5cf5-4c84-adc4-53f28aae42b6n@googlegroups.com>):
    But the conspiracy theorists want to think jut the opposite.
    \they can conspire all they want. They won't do any good she's dead.

    I was in a hotel south of Dealey Plaza right during the anniversary of the
    assassination and there were these notices posted all over the place that a
    conspiracy group was meeting there, so I got in the elevator and there's some
    guy there and I asked him what the thing was all about you know just to get
    some information on it just kind of innocently and he was a real smart ass.
    He said well somebody shot the guy . and I answered back: I thought he was
    still in office !
    boy did I get him you know those smart ass games are really fun .
    And the only way to shut him up. I went to the funeral of my cousin Bernard the casket lid was very heavy. It
    took three other cousins and myself to shut him up.

    But it takes more than that tomato a true Texan to shut up.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 05:44:42 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 5:46:09rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<2033af04-5cf5-4c84...@googlegroups.com>):
    But the conspiracy theorists want to think jut the opposite.
    \they can conspire all they want. They won't do any good she's dead.

    I was in a hotel south of Dealey Plaza right during the anniversary of the
    assassination and there were these notices posted all over the place that a
    conspiracy group was meeting there, so I got in the elevator and there's
    some
    guy there and I asked him what the thing was all about you know just to get
    some information on it just kind of innocently and he was a real smart ass.
    He said well somebody shot the guy . and I answered back: I thought he was
    still in office !
    boy did I get him you know those smart ass games are really fun .
    And the only way to shut him up. I went to the funeral of my cousin Bernard the casket lid was very heavy. It
    took three other cousins and myself to shut him up.
    But it takes more than that tomato a true Texan to shut up.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    no, as usual, you're wrong, all you have to do to shut up a Texan is to cram a tomato in his/her mouth. And then it doesn't always work.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 08:40:05 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f42d3353-5970-4258-857b-e7a11d214cf7n@googlegroups.com>):
    And the only way to shut him up. I went to the funeral of my cousin Bernard the casket lid was very heavy. It
    took three other cousins and myself to shut him up.
    But it takes more than that tomato a true Texan to shut up.

    no, as usual, you're wrong, all you have to do to shut up a Texan is to cram a tomato in his/her mouth. And then it doesn't always work.

    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 15:53:36 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 10:40:17rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<f42d3353-5970-4258...@googlegroups.com>):
    And the only way to shut him up. I went to the funeral of my cousin Bernard the casket lid was very heavy. It
    took three other cousins and myself to shut him up.
    But it takes more than that tomato a true Texan to shut up.

    no, as usual, you're wrong, all you have to do to shut up a Texan is to cram
    a tomato in his/her mouth. And then it doesn't always work.
    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Heinz 57 ketchup? What was wrong with the first 56 ?people keel over dead from them?
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 02:00:14 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e5ce629d-2c5d-44f1-b02d-39a61bc6a8fen@googlegroups.com>):

    no, as usual, you're wrong, all you have to do to shut up a Texan is to cram
    a tomato in his/her mouth. And then it doesn't always work.
    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques
    Heinz 57 ketchup? What was wrong with the first 56 ?people keel over dead from them?

    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 06:12:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 4:00:26rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<e5ce629d-2c5d-44f1...@googlegroups.com>):

    no, as usual, you're wrong, all you have to do to shut up a Texan is to
    cram
    a tomato in his/her mouth. And then it doesn't always work.
    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques
    Heinz 57 ketchup? What was wrong with the first 56 ?people keel over dead from them?
    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Heinz, who invented the sauce, always claimed that it could cure blindness, which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 08:59:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<911a22de-e6b4-407a-8213-7fa247dc64b2n@googlegroups.com>):
    no, as usual, you're wrong, all you have to do to shut up a Texan is to
    cram
    a tomato in his/her mouth. And then it doesn't always work.
    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques
    Heinz 57 ketchup? What was wrong with the first 56 ?people keel over dead from them?
    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent Heinz, who invented the sauce, always claimed that it could cure blindness,
    which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.

    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 11:43:39 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:59:27rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<911a22de-e6b4-407a...@googlegroups.com>):
    no, as usual, you're wrong, all you have to do to shut up a Texan is to
    cram
    a tomato in his/her mouth. And then it doesn't always work.
    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques
    Heinz 57 ketchup? What was wrong with the first 56 ?people keel over dead
    from them?
    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent Heinz, who invented the sauce, always claimed that it could cure blindness,
    which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    "It's what's up front that counts."
    that's Darlene's motto
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 12:55:30 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<ce383f5e-fc07-4a0f-badb-c9ba827c887dn@googlegroups.com>):
    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques
    Heinz 57 ketchup? What was wrong with the first 56 ?people keel over dead
    from them?
    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent Heinz, who invented the sauce, always
    claimed that it could cure blindness,
    which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts "It's what's up front that counts."

    that's Darlene's motto

    She is also known for padding her part(s)

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 15:51:03 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:55:42rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<ce383f5e-fc07-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
    Perhaps I need to ketchup on the latest techniques
    Heinz 57 ketchup? What was wrong with the first 56 ?people keel over dead
    from them?
    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent Heinz, who invented the sauce, always
    claimed that it could cure blindness,
    which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts "It's what's up front that counts."

    that's Darlene's motto
    She is also known for padding her part(s)
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    and I'm known for paddling her parts.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 01:54:55 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8ea1e22d-ea8b-4428-90b2-76b5b0ebb01cn@googlegroups.com>):
    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent Heinz, who invented the sauce, always
    claimed that it could cure blindness,
    which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts "It's what's up front that counts."

    that's Darlene's motto
    She is also known for padding her part(s)
    and I'm known for paddling her parts.

    A striking admission.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 07:48:04 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:55:08rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8ea1e22d-ea8b-4428...@googlegroups.com>):
    Heinz - sight is always 100 percent Heinz, who invented the sauce,
    always
    claimed that it could cure blindness,
    which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts "It's what's up front that
    counts."

    that's Darlene's motto
    She is also known for padding her part(s)
    and I'm known for paddling her parts.
    A striking admission.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to mention Darlene too much here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place there.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 10:32:05 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<11498273-56a8-4ddc-8a80-2d1db1daaf84n@googlegroups.com>):
    \which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts "It's what's up front that
    counts."

    that's Darlene's motto
    She is also known for padding her part(s)
    and I'm known for paddling her parts.
    A striking admission. Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to mention Darlene too much
    here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place there.

    More of your scull - duggery.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 13:16:15 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:32:16rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<11498273-56a8-4ddc...@googlegroups.com>):
    \which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight.
    But for me its whatrCOs up front that counts "It's what's up front that
    counts."

    that's Darlene's motto
    She is also known for padding her part(s)
    and I'm known for paddling her parts.
    A striking admission. Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to mention Darlene too much
    here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and
    since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place there.
    More of your scull - duggery.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 00:31:40 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<95a50fcd-4b23-45ec-8916-b91a51e98c19n@googlegroups.com>):

    that's Darlene's motto
    She is also known for padding her part(s)
    and I'm known for paddling her parts.
    A striking admission. Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to mention Darlene too much
    here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and
    since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place there.
    More of your scull - duggery.
    since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.

    Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made by a scientist.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 03:12:55 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:31:53rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<95a50fcd-4b23-45ec...@googlegroups.com>):
    that's Darlene's motto
    She is also known for padding her part(s)
    and I'm known for paddling her parts.
    A striking admission. Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to
    mention Darlene too much
    here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and
    since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place
    there.
    More of your scull - duggery.
    since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
    here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
    Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made by
    a scientist.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made Marion.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 11:35:11 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<26515ec1-fd6b-439e-9780-e4378a4c313en@googlegroups.com>):
    \here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river,
    and
    since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place
    there.
    More of your scull - duggery.
    since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
    here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
    Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made by
    a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made Marion.

    While he made the maid///

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 12:15:53 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 1:35:17rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<26515ec1-fd6b-439e...@googlegroups.com>):
    \here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river,
    and
    since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place
    there.
    More of your scull - duggery.
    since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
    here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
    which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
    Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made
    by
    a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made Marion.

    While he made the maid///
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so he says "yeah
    I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is nine. I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold of yourself "
    and he said "I do , three times a week."
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 14:14:16 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<1c947492-3103-4aef-a866-06d8d6886d1en@googlegroups.com>):

    \More of your scull - duggery.
    since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
    here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
    which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
    Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made
    by
    a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made Marion. While he made the maid///

    A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so he says "yeah
    I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is nine. I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold of yourself "

    and he said "I do , three times a week.|ore4

    He needs more variety than par 3 holes.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 16:12:50 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 4:14:29rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<1c947492-3103-4aef...@googlegroups.com>):

    \More of your scull - duggery.
    since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a
    skull
    here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
    which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
    Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made
    by
    a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made
    Marion. While he made the maid///

    A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the
    therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do
    it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said
    "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it
    with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well
    that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so
    he says "yeah
    I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is nine.
    I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold
    of yourself "

    and he said "I do , three times a week.|ore4

    He needs more variety than par 3 holes.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    A fitting joke for here would be the one where the guy goes to a whorehouse in making love to the woman there and she keeps saying cookie Moto or something like that and then he goes to a golf course and he he gets a hold of one, but it's the wrong hole and then his golf but he says cookie Moto or whatever and I'm getting out it's all written up somewhere else
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Nov 3 02:34:22 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<0c722ef8-1905-4ce4-84e1-bb02dc5386f4n@googlegroups.com>):


    A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the
    therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do
    it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said
    "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it
    with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well
    that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so
    he says "yeah
    I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is nine.
    I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold
    of yourself "

    and he said "I do , three times a week.|a-o|orCU-4

    He needs more variety than par 3 holes.

    A fitting joke for here would be the one where the guy goes to a whorehouse in making love to the woman there and she keeps saying cookie Moto or something like that and then he goes to a golf course and he he gets a hold of one, but it's the wrong hole and then his golf but he says cookie Moto or whatever and I'm getting out it's all written up somewhere else

    We have both used variations on that one before.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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