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  • A midget biker had too much to drink.

    From Ground Goblin@3feet@under.org to rec.arts.tv,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics,alt.fun,alt.humor.puns on Thu May 29 20:20:26 2025
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    A policeman is passing a pub at night. He looks over and notices two motorbikes parked up; one of the bikers is bent over with the other's
    finger up his arse.

    "What the hell is going on here, then?", the policeman asks.

    The biker replies, "My mate here has had too much to drink and I'm trying
    to make him throw up."

    The policeman says, "Shouldn't you be sticking your finger down his
    throat?"

    The biker replies, "That's exactly what I'm doing next!"
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