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  • Two midgets are having a conversation on the train.

    From Ground Goblin@3feet@under.org to rec.arts.tv,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics,alt.fun,alt.humor.puns on Thu May 29 20:19:26 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    "It's spelt whoom"!
    " No...its fwhoom"!
    "I'm telling you its whoom"!

    Little old lady on the other side of the carriage says,
    "I think you'll find its spelt WOMB".

    One midget turns and says to her,
    "Lady....I doubt you've ever seen an elephant in the wild....let alone
    heard one fart"!
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