• What do you do if your midget wife starts smoking?

    From Ground Goblin@3feet@under.org to rec.arts.tv,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics,alt.fun,alt.humor.puns on Thu May 29 20:18:10 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    Slow down and possibly use some lubricant.
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