• [Spam] Re: A midget atheist is walking through the countryside when he is ambushed by a huge grizzly bear.

    From cheese wiz@cheese-wiz32@yahoo.com to alt.atheism, talk.politics.guns, sac.politics, alt.humor.puns, alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic on Fri May 23 23:52:05 2025
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    In <0001HW.2DE0773C0002948130DFB938F@news.supernews.com> Mike wrote:

    On May 22, 2025, pursent100@gmail.com wrote
    (in article<j2ydnXRw4doE7LL1nZ2dnZfqn_sAAAAA@giganews.com>):

    jojo wrote:
    % wrote:
    jojo wrote:
    Mike wrote:
    On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
    (in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):

    "Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

    The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out >>> >> >> "All
    your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name
    and now
    you want my help?"

    "I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist
    "but would
    it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

    "Of course it is!" replies God.

    The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says
    "Thank you
    Father for this meal I am about to receive...|ore4-Y

    Food for thought

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.
    if you believe that don't go where there are bears

    they will scratch and bite, but not for eating right?
    bears will eat anything they can eat

    Not very chew-sy of them,

    They're very selfish too, no bear it and share it.
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