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    From the_yogi_dude@the_yogi_dude@yahoo.com (dude) to alt.humor.puns on Tue Jul 23 21:20:57 2024
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    "Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx

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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Jul 24 04:34:03 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Jul 23, 2024, dude wrote
    (in article<63539db44cc6a5de258dd5ed92efe715@www.novabbs.com>):

    "Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx

    She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
    Groucho Marx

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?=@randolf@canadianatheists.ca to alt.humor.puns on Tue Jul 30 12:44:15 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wed, 24 Jul 2024 04:34:03 -0700
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
    On Jul 23, 2024, dude wrote
    (in article<63539db44cc6a5de258dd5ed92efe715@www.novabbs.com>):

    "Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx

    She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
    Groucho Marx

    "I never forget a face, but in your case IrCOll be glad
    to make an exception."
    -- Groucho Marx in "Duck Soup"
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    Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
    Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
    Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
    https://www.canadianatheists.ca/
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Aug 1 01:21:17 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Jul 30, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
    (in article<20240730124415.f6e08e89d0483401328b526f@canadianatheists.ca>):

    On Wed, 24 Jul 2024 04:34:03 -0700
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
    On Jul 23, 2024, dude wrote
    (in article<63539db44cc6a5de258dd5ed92efe715@www.novabbs.com>):

    "Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx

    She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
    Groucho Marx

    "I never forget a face, but in your case IrCOll be glad
    to make an exception."
    -- Groucho Marx in "Duck Soup"

    rCLOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.rCY
    rCoGroucho Marx

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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