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    From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Mar 10 12:56:11 2024
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    Noah tried to teach the donkeys on the ark to tear, but all
    they did was to helm and haw.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?=@randolf@canadianatheists.ca to alt.humor.puns on Tue Mar 12 16:34:16 2024
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    On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:56:11 -0700
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

    Noah tried to teach the donkeys on the ark to tear, but all
    they did was to helm and haw.

    They bray'ved the long ocean voyage, but neigh,
    not exactly like those of horses.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Mar 13 04:59:44 2024
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    Noah tried to teach the donkeys on the ark to tear, but all
    they did was to helm and haw.

    They bray'ved the long ocean voyage, but neigh,
    not exactly like those of horses.

    So Noah made an ass of himself b y trying it.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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