"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>): >>
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
On Mar 4, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240304113121.36988703135601c45c41b56b@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
Only if you did not repeat Grammar School.
On Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:51:42 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 4, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240304113121.36988703135601c45c41b56b@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
Only if you did not repeat Grammar School.
Talk about doubleing down -- that could entail a hang-over
from the hang-over!
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? ><randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>): >>>
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? ><randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>)
:
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>): >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>): >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
nobodys@busine.ss says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> >> > > wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
nobodys@busine.ss says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> >> > > wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
@canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>, nobodys@busine.ss says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the >> >> > joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
to alt.humor.puns!
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53:55 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
@canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
nobodys@busine.ss says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
This new person's really making a splash. I hope
they don't Runz and hide.
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>
):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca
):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
to alt.humor.puns!
On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240307075919.772b590d4a9cc3011309c1fb@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
I do borrow some of my material from Larry Scorch.
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:07:11 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53:55 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
@canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
nobodys@busine.ss says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? >> > > > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.
And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
On Mar 7, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<u3hkuitrhd397dptk4h186ietgqmdvkjks@4ax.com>):
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>
):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Michael LeVine--
mlevine@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
This new person's really making a splash. I hope
they don't Runz and hide.
Just a sprinkle of humor
On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:09:38 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
This new person's really making a splash. I hope
they don't Runz and hide.
Just a sprinkle of humor
Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.
And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:09:38 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
This new person's really making a splash. I hope
they don't Runz and hide.
Just a sprinkle of humor
Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?
On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 09:55:33 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:07:11 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53:55 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
@canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
nobodys@busine.ss says...
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? >> >> > > > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.
And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.
On Mar 8, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<k1jmuit3or2e50n4uc43bl2mdnqkq90853@4ax.com>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll
kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.
And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.
Getting away with it will make you look very chic.
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<e05ruit1a324lrv6ss45tm67bshfk7o0u7@4ax.com>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
On Mar 8, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240308115921.fad8553b4ff8830c720df5b7@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:09:38 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
This new person's really making a splash. I hope
they don't Runz and hide.
Just a sprinkle of humor
Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?
You did spout some inaccuracies.
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
This new person's really making a splash. I hope
they don't Runz and hide.
Just a sprinkle of humor
Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?
You did spout some inaccuracies.
Perhaps I should be running on empty so I can
start over, with a fresh fax page.
On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:53:50 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<e05ruit1a324lrv6ss45tm67bshfk7o0u7@4ax.com>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name >> > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 16:37:36 -0700, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:53:50 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<e05ruit1a324lrv6ss45tm67bshfk7o0u7@4ax.com>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
Indeed. Very hard to fathom.
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
And the future is looking abyss-mal
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
Indeed. Very hard to fathom.
I see bed-lam in your thinking.
On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:51:14 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
And the future is looking abyss-mal
I heard that a pro found out about that too.
On Mon, 11 Mar 2024 11:27:48 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
Indeed. Very hard to fathom.
I see bed-lam in your thinking.
Baah, shear up! That was woolly good.
On Mar 12, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240312164344.2f9d5162392ff5e0339708df@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:51:14 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
And the future is looking abyss-mal
I heard that a pro found out about that too.
Our difference of opinion on that could cause a rift.
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:00:02 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the >> >> > joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
to alt.humor.puns!
My maiden voyage.
On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240307200002.1c09858656de637a946eeeed@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca
):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
to alt.humor.puns!
It did give him that glaze-d look
On Mar 8, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240308062353.ea9a40735d559fb4b125d67a@canadianatheists.ca>):
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.
And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.
Some one should be warden you about the chance you are taking.
On Mar 12, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240312164727.ad8e39f948f249bc388fae2c@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Mon, 11 Mar 2024 11:27:48 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
Indeed. Very hard to fathom.
I see bed-lam in your thinking.
Baah, shear up! That was woolly good.
And yours was a cut above
On Wed, 13 Mar 2024 05:02:11 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 12, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240312164727.ad8e39f948f249bc388fae2c@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Mon, 11 Mar 2024 11:27:48 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll
kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
Indeed. Very hard to fathom.
I see bed-lam in your thinking.
Baah, shear up! That was woolly good.
And yours was a cut above
Thank you! It must be all these fibres in our
intellectual diets lately.
On Wed, 13 Mar 2024 05:00:55 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 12, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240312164344.2f9d5162392ff5e0339708df@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:51:14 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll
kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
So you give it an icy reception!!
Not only that. I'll sink it!
You are not the founder of that suggestion.
Does that mean you're not down with it?
I decided to scuttle that suggestion
The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
And the future is looking abyss-mal
I heard that a pro found out about that too.
Our difference of opinion on that could cause a rift.
I'm sure we can make peace by just waving it away.
On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 09:42:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:00:02 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.
):
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
to alt.humor.puns!
My maiden voyage.
Was this a voyage maiden time?
On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:15:09 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240307200002.1c09858656de637a946eeeed@canadianatheists.ca>):
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ??? <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
(in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.
ca
"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
A Titanic admission
Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
to alt.humor.puns!
It did give him that glaze-d look
I donut know how long that glaze will last.
On Sat, 09 Mar 2024 01:05:32 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
On Mar 8, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
(in article<20240308062353.ea9a40735d559fb4b125d67a@canadianatheists.ca>):
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or three martinis...
I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll
kill
the
joke, but could you disect it for me?
And four days later it finally sinks in.
Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!
At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?
Just what we need, more dry humor.
We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
He says as if he's a part of something.
Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
Stirred.
While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.
And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.
Some one should be warden you about the chance you are taking.
I shall be careful, as I don't want to cause a f|+hrer.
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