• Stiff

    From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Nov 12 01:54:48 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Elle@l.evemente24@gmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 30 09:42:38 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59rC>AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the market?
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 30 11:18:10 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
    (in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):

    On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59rC>AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the market?

    That remains to be seen.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?=@randolf@canadianatheists.ca to alt.humor.puns on Wed Feb 28 15:12:22 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thu, 30 Nov 2023 11:18:10 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
    On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
    (in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):
    On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59rC>AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.
    --
    Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
    Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
    Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
    https://www.canadianatheists.ca/
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Feb 29 02:28:37 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Feb 28, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
    (in article<20240228151222.b189f0442a740a4aa47abf18@canadianatheists.ca>):

    On Thu, 30 Nov 2023 11:18:10 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
    On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
    (in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):
    On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59rC>AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.

    THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?=@randolf@canadianatheists.ca to alt.humor.puns on Thu Feb 29 08:18:45 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thu, 29 Feb 2024 02:28:37 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

    On Feb 28, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
    (in article<20240228151222.b189f0442a740a4aa47abf18@canadianatheists.ca>):

    On Thu, 30 Nov 2023 11:18:10 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
    On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
    (in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):
    On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59rC>AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
    market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.

    THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

    Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?
    --
    Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
    Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
    Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
    https://www.canadianatheists.ca/
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Mar 1 01:05:30 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns


    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
    market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.

    THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

    Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?

    Only if you take it litter -ally

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?=@randolf@canadianatheists.ca to alt.humor.puns on Mon Mar 4 11:33:43 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Fri, 01 Mar 2024 01:05:30 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
    market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.

    THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

    Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?

    Only if you take it litter -ally

    Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
    become worm food?
    --
    Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
    Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
    Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
    https://www.canadianatheists.ca/
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Mar 5 01:49:50 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Mar 4, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
    (in article<20240304113343.cddd0d8b41aef4fd79fec831@canadianatheists.ca>):

    On Fri, 01 Mar 2024 01:05:30 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on
    the
    market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.

    THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

    Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?

    Only if you take it litter -ally

    Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
    become worm food?

    Is that a fare comparison??

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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  • From Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?=@randolf@canadianatheists.ca to alt.humor.puns on Thu Mar 7 08:04:02 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:49:50 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on
    the
    market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.

    THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

    Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?

    Only if you take it litter -ally

    Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
    become worm food?

    Is that a fare comparison??

    Perhaps we should save it for later.
    --
    Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
    Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
    Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
    https://www.canadianatheists.ca/
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Mar 8 02:24:06 2024
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson o+|uucoUo wrote
    (in article<20240307080402.ac927be0812b23e5f6bdbef4@canadianatheists.ca>):

    On Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:49:50 -0800
    Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

    In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

    How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on
    the
    market?

    That remains to be seen.

    ...marketdly so.

    THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

    Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?

    Only if you take it litter -ally

    Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
    become worm food?

    Is that a fare comparison??

    Perhaps we should save it for later.

    Nothing more stale than leftover humor...

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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