From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

On 5/24/25 11:15, Mike wrote:

But bears do not selll fish, they never seem to have any left over after catching and eating them.

You should have looked for it right under.
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"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now
you want my help?"

"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

"Of course it is!" replies God.

The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you Father for this meal I am about to receive..."
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On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):

"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now
you want my help?"

"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

"Of course it is!" replies God.

The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you Father for this meal I am about to receive...rCY

Food for thought

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Mike wrote:

On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):

"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now
you want my help?"

"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would >> it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

"Of course it is!" replies God.

The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you >> Father for this meal I am about to receive...rCY

Food for thought

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.

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% wrote:

jojo wrote:

Mike wrote:

On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):

"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens
rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my
name and now
you want my help?"

"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the
atheist "but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

"Of course it is!" replies God.

The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and
says "Thank you
Father for this meal I am about to receive...rCY

Food for thought

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.

if you believe that don't go where there are bears

they will scratch and bite, but not for eating right?

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On 5/22/25 09:10, jojo wrote:

% wrote:

jojo wrote:

Mike wrote:

On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):

"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out >>>>> "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name
and now
you want my help?"

"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist
"but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

"Of course it is!" replies God.

The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says
"Thank you
Father for this meal I am about to receive...rCY

Food for thought

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.

if you believe that don't go where there are bears

they will scratch and bite, but not for eating right?

I do not know about that!
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jojo wrote:

% wrote:

jojo wrote:

Mike wrote:

On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):

"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out >>>>> "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name
and now
you want my help?"

"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist
"but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

"Of course it is!" replies God.

The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says
"Thank you
Father for this meal I am about to receive...rCY

Food for thought

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.

if you believe that don't go where there are bears

they will scratch and bite, but not for eating right?

bears will eat anything they can eat
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On May 22, 2025, pursent100@gmail.com wrote
(in article<j2ydnXRw4doE7LL1nZ2dnZfqn_sAAAAA@giganews.com>):

jojo wrote:

% wrote:

jojo wrote:

Mike wrote:

On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):

"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"

The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now
you want my help?"

"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"

"Of course it is!" replies God.

The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you
Father for this meal I am about to receive...rCY

Food for thought

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.

if you believe that don't go where there are bears

they will scratch and bite, but not for eating right?

bears will eat anything they can eat

Not very chew-sy of them,

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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