• Re: Any life here?

    From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 19:51:59 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 3:10:02rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8d652443-38c5-49ea...@googlegroups.com>):
    His prediction as to when may be a bit off.
    You're right. He was wrong about his helicopter actually working so maybe
    he
    was off on that last prediction , it'll probably be in an hour or so.
    Lets see, we currently have the Ukraine, and Israel/Gaze with Taiwan getting
    hot ----- Little tiny subsystems compared to the general system, which is
    the globe. It took less than that to start WW1
    there was this fighter, and he had the same name as my father's middle name,
    Ferdinand, and when he threw punches duking it out, they were not straight lines, but they were arches, so everyone called them arch duke Ferdinand.
    And the war was a royal mess.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    well, at least what they called it came to pass : the war to end all wars.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 22 23:49:09 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<5e395412-2f2e-4f6d-bea0-bde18bbbd419n@googlegroups.com>):
    Lets see, we currently have the Ukraine, and Israel/Gaze with Taiwan
    getting
    hot ----- Little tiny subsystems compared to the general system, which
    is
    the globe. It took less than that to start WW1
    there was this fighter, and he had the same name as my father's middle name,
    Ferdinand, and when he threw punches duking it out, they were not straight
    lines, but they were arches, so everyone called them arch duke Ferdinand.
    And the war was a royal mess.

    well, at least what they called it came to pass : the war to end all wars.

    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the novel rCL1984"

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 12:00:12 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 1:49:21rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<5e395412-2f2e-4f6d...@googlegroups.com>):
    Lets see, we currently have the Ukraine, and Israel/Gaze with Taiwan
    getting
    hot ----- Little tiny subsystems compared to the general system, which
    is
    the globe. It took less than that to start WW1
    there was this fighter, and he had the same name as my father's middle name,
    Ferdinand, and when he threw punches duking it out, they were not straight
    lines, but they were arches, so everyone called them arch duke Ferdinand.
    And the war was a royal mess.

    well, at least what they called it came to pass : the war to end all wars.
    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the novel rCL1984"
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 12:23:56 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<2a3436f8-c52e-4e2c-8746-4e34b69c80e9n@googlegroups.com>):
    there was this fighter, and he had the same name as my father's middle
    name,
    Ferdinand, and when he threw punches duking it out, they were not straight
    lines, but they were arches, so everyone called them arch duke Ferdinand.
    And the war was a royal mess. well, at least what they called it came to pass : the war to end all wars.
    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the novel rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.

    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where
    the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 23 16:09:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 2:24:08rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<2a3436f8-c52e-4e2c...@googlegroups.com>):
    there was this fighter, and he had the same name as my father's middle
    name,
    Ferdinand, and when he threw punches duking it out, they were not straight
    lines, but they were arches, so everyone called them arch duke Ferdinand.
    And the war was a royal mess. well, at least what they called it came to pass : the war to end all wars.
    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the novel
    rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where
    the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Mar
    I thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 02:53:30 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<0f6de52c-4ba4-4495-a02f-73201b54197an@googlegroups.com>):

    And the war was a royal mess. well, at least what they called it came
    to pass : the war to end all wars.
    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the novel
    rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where
    the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has. I thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies.

    That was Edmund Gwen

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 08:00:58 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 4:53:42rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<0f6de52c-4ba4-4495...@googlegroups.com>):
    And the war was a royal mess. well, at least what they called it came
    to pass : the war to end all wars.
    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the novel
    rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where
    the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has. I thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies.

    That was Edmund Gwen
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    And he was Natalie attired.
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 08:30:38 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<af3b19e5-3cc0-4e8e-83b7-b986947e9c21n@googlegroups.com>):

    \And the war was a royal mess. well, at least what they called it came
    to pass : the war to end all wars.
    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the
    novel
    rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where
    the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has. I thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies. That was Edmund Gwen And he was Natalie attired.

    You wood bring that up.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 24 12:52:37 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 10:30:50rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<af3b19e5-3cc0-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
    \And the war was a royal mess. well, at least what they called it came
    to pass : the war to end all wars.
    They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the
    novel
    rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where
    the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has. I
    thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies. That was Edmund Gwen And he was Natalie attired.

    You wood bring that up.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    this is really horrible and the only reason I tell this one is to fulfill my requirement to answer this post, so here goes : what kind of wood doesn't float?
    Natalie .
    I'm so ashamed I hope none of her fans or relatives sees this
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 02:39:13 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7c8050f1-0955-41d1-956e-1e78cb495969n@googlegroups.com>):
    \They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the
    novel
    rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where
    the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has. I
    thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies. That was Edmund Gwen
    And he was Natalie attired. You wood bring that up. this is really horrible and the only reason I tell this one is to fulfill my
    requirement to answer this post, so here goes : what kind of wood doesn't float?
    Natalie .

    I'm so ashamed I hope none of her fans or relatives sees this

    Too late -- I already forward it ...

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 06:02:05 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 4:39:24rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<7c8050f1-0955-41d1...@googlegroups.com>):
    \They rewrite the definition in the dictionary. As in Newspeak in the
    novel
    rCL1984"
    yeah, I like calling them "intrusions" or the like.
    I am reminded of the soliloquy fro rCLThe King and IrCY where the king (Yule Brenner) is considering a proposal by the
    British to make Siam a protectorate of the British Empire
    and is considering if they would rCLprotectrCY him out of all he has. I
    thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies. That was Edmund Gwen
    And he was Natalie attired. You wood bring that up. this is really horrible and the only reason I tell this one is to fulfill my
    requirement to answer this post, so here goes : what kind of wood doesn't float?
    Natalie .

    I'm so ashamed I hope none of her fans or relatives sees this
    Too late -- I already forward it ...
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    To whom (called your bluff, buddy boy)
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 06:54:58 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<71f1a873-17d0-4a02-aab3-4e7297dddaf5n@googlegroups.com>):

    I
    thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies. That was Edmund Gwen
    And he was Natalie attired. You wood bring that up. this is really
    horrible and the only reason I tell this one is to fulfill my
    requirement to answer this post, so here goes : what kind of wood doesn't float?
    Natalie .
    I'm so ashamed I hope none of her fans or relatives sees this
    Too late -- I already forward it ... To whom (called your bluff, buddy boy)

    Robert Wagner

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Oct 25 09:55:54 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 8:55:06rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<71f1a873-17d0-4a02...@googlegroups.com>):
    I
    thought Yule Brenner only made Christmas movies. That was Edmund Gwen
    And he was Natalie attired. You wood bring that up. this is really
    horrible and the only reason I tell this one is to fulfill my
    requirement to answer this post, so here goes : what kind of wood doesn't
    float?
    Natalie .
    I'm so ashamed I hope none of her fans or relatives sees this
    Too late -- I already forward it ... To whom (called your bluff, buddy boy)

    Robert Wagner
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.
    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over the place and they better be pretty high.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 00:25:07 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3bb9859e-fb2b-498f-9f08-aad2a0bac2d5n@googlegroups.com>):

    requirement to answer this post, so here goes : what kind of wood doesn't
    float?
    Natalie .
    I'm so ashamed I hope none of her fans or relatives sees this
    Too late -- I already forward it ... To whom (called your bluff, buddy boy)

    Robert Wagner
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over the place and they better be pretty high.

    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Oct 26 09:32:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, October 26, 2023 at 2:25:19rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3bb9859e-fb2b-498f...@googlegroups.com>):
    requirement to answer this post, so here goes : what kind of wood doesn't
    float?
    Natalie .
    I'm so ashamed I hope none of her fans or relatives sees this
    Too late -- I already forward it ... To whom (called your bluff, buddy
    boy)

    Robert Wagner
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over the place and they better be pretty high.
    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
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  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 02:35:19 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a493b6f5-b6be-4951-83e8-efaacfe7442fn@googlegroups.com>):
    Robert Wagner
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over the
    place and they better be pretty high.
    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?

    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 07:46:10 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 4:35:31rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<a493b6f5-b6be-4951...@googlegroups.com>):
    Robert Wagner
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over the
    place and they better be pretty high.
    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 07:57:03 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8fb3dbda-c2f0-43db-9138-fefaa887db05n@googlegroups.com>):

    Robert Wagner
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over
    the
    place and they better be pretty high.
    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark.

    Considering the state of things there, what I said was actually a compliment.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Fri Oct 27 16:11:04 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 9:57:15rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8fb3dbda-c2f0-43db...@googlegroups.com>):
    Robert Wagner
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over
    the
    place and they better be pretty high.
    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark.

    Considering the state of things there, what I said was actually a compliment. Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California, like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 01:28:45 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8dfff2dd-c344-4d1e-9dd2-f6e3cbc5d32bn@googlegroups.com>):
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over
    the
    place and they better be pretty high.
    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the state of things there, what I said was actually a
    compliment.
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California, like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???

    Like Victoria Texas???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sat Oct 28 12:05:29 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Saturday, October 28, 2023 at 3:28:57rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<8dfff2dd-c344-4d1e...@googlegroups.com>):
    boy, I'm shaking in my boots.

    And believe me here you have to wear boots . there's cow shit all over
    the
    place and they better be pretty high.
    Wlll, that is Texas and Texans are full of it.
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
    OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the state of things there, what I said was actually a
    compliment.
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California, like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 01:05:59 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<b971cf4e-7cb5-4fde-9919-66d3dff15790n@googlegroups.com>):
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
    OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the state of things there, what I said was actually a
    compliment.
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
    like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.

    All ready got

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 05:24:12 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:06:12rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<b971cf4e-7cb5-4fde...@googlegroups.com>):
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
    OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
    state of things there, what I said was actually a
    compliment.
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
    like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.

    All ready got
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 05:25:26 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 7:24:13rC>AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:06:12rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<b971cf4e-7cb5-4fde...@googlegroups.com>):
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
    OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
    state of things there, what I said was actually a
    compliment.
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
    like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.

    All ready got
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
    and I'm really sorry about the disparaging remark. No pun.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 08:33:14 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<99437bcc-fe35-4a89-961b-80fa97aa6c64n@googlegroups.com>):
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
    OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
    state of things there, what I said was actually a
    compliment.
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
    like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.

    All ready got
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.

    So you read me like a no-pun book???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Sun Oct 29 13:11:36 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 10:33:26rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<99437bcc-fe35-4a89...@googlegroups.com>):
    So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
    A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
    OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
    state of things there, what I said was actually a
    compliment.
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
    like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.

    All ready got
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
    So you read me like a no-pun book???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's lying, he's illiterate.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 03:41:43 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<51f78e95-963d-4d7b-abef-37bdeb3637b5n@googlegroups.com>):
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
    like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.

    All ready got
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
    So you read me like a no-pun book???
    My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's lying, he's illiterate.

    He does not have the write attitude.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 06:55:59 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 5:41:55rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<51f78e95-963d-4d7b...@googlegroups.com>):
    There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
    like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
    future, asshole.

    All ready got
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
    So you read me like a no-pun book???
    My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's lying, he's illiterate.
    He does not have the write attitude.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."
    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?"
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 08:36:35 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4d37c522-b5b6-4d55-8ad6-b8422f263842n@googlegroups.com>):

    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
    future, asshole.

    All ready got
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
    So you read me like a no-pun book???
    My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's lying, he's illiterate.
    He does not have the write attitude.
    When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."

    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY

    She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Mon Oct 30 16:11:36 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 10:36:47rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4d37c522-b5b6-4d55...@googlegroups.com>):
    Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
    future, asshole.

    All ready got
    A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
    So you read me like a no-pun book???
    My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
    lying, he's illiterate.
    He does not have the write attitude.
    When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and
    begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."

    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY

    She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 01:57:24 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3fa89ad8-4f16-43f2-b17e-68287b3e6355n@googlegroups.com>):
    My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
    lying, he's illiterate.
    He does not have the write attitude.
    When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and
    begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."

    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY

    She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
    I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.

    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
    dose of LSD

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 06:28:30 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 3:57:36rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3fa89ad8-4f16-43f2...@googlegroups.com>):
    My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
    lying, he's illiterate.
    He does not have the write attitude.
    When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and
    begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."

    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY

    She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
    I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out
    of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a dose of LSD
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 08:55:29 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cb3c049b-bc47-4c74-af94-85ca49cc7938n@googlegroups.com>):
    He does not have the write attitude.
    When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged
    and
    begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."
    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
    I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out
    of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?

    in 25 or more ways.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 12:15:32 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:55:42rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<cb3c049b-bc47-4c74...@googlegroups.com>):
    He does not have the write attitude.
    When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged
    and
    begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr.
    Right."
    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
    I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out
    of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?

    in 25 or more ways.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 12:53:10 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<fc6b4d97-14fb-495e-9a42-567d5de2cddcn@googlegroups.com>):

    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
    I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump
    out
    of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
    dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?

    in 25 or more ways.

    In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.

    The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can come up with.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Tue Oct 31 16:13:00 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:53:22rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<fc6b4d97-14fb-495e...@googlegroups.com>):
    So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?rCY She wanted to be the first
    member of the Mile High Club
    I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump
    out
    of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
    dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?

    in 25 or more ways.

    In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
    The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can come up with.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    How about this for embarrassing?
    "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over noon on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 01:51:09 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4fb0db5c-94d4-4892-a9b9-3975f194259bn@googlegroups.com>):

    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just
    a
    dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster? in 25 or more ways. In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was
    "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
    The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can come up with.
    How about this for embarrassing?
    "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over noon on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.

    And were you there taking notes???

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 08:24:11 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:51:22rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<4fb0db5c-94d4-4892...@googlegroups.com>):
    These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just
    a
    dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster? in 25 or more ways. In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was
    "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
    The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
    come up with.
    How about this for embarrassing?
    "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over noon
    on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.
    And were you there taking notes???
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably won't succeed but I do want to do better)
    yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
    and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the movie set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 10:25:56 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3e1401b7-c721-459b-8751-5d42b5df65b1n@googlegroups.com>):

    "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
    The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
    come up with.
    How about this for embarrassing?
    "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over noon
    on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.
    And were you there taking notes???
    (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably won't succeed but I do want to do better)

    yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
    and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the movie set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .

    If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach you to do it properly.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Wed Nov 1 17:13:10 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:26:08rC>PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<3e1401b7-c721-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
    "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
    The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
    come up with.
    How about this for embarrassing?
    "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over
    noon
    on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.
    And were you there taking notes???
    (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably
    won't succeed but I do want to do better)

    yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
    and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the movie
    set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .
    If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach you to do it properly.
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something he didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy Scouts?
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 00:17:20 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<63611603-6e45-4b96-8c98-12c17afa9021n@googlegroups.com>):
    And were you there taking notes???
    (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably
    won't succeed but I do want to do better)

    yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
    and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the movie
    set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .
    If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach you to do it properly.

    In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something he didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy Scouts?

    They fell for the trap put out by the Marines. Get people to think they are stupid
    and so under estimate them..

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Don Stockbauer@donstockbauer@hotmail.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 12:39:23 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:17:32rC>AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
    On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<63611603-6e45-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
    And were you there taking notes???
    (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this
    thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships
    both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably
    won't succeed but I do want to do better)

    yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
    and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the
    movie
    set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .
    If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach
    you to do it properly.

    In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something he
    didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy
    Scouts?
    They fell for the trap put out by the Marines. Get people to think they are stupid
    and so under estimate them..
    Michael LeVine
    mle...@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
    that sounds like a Gomer pile of Doodoo
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Mike@mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com to alt.humor.puns on Thu Nov 2 14:09:18 2023
    From Newsgroup: alt.humor.puns

    On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
    (in article<07750bc7-0ea0-4319-aa04-7c1f738e3f1cn@googlegroups.com>):

    If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach
    you to do it properly. In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something
    he
    didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy
    Scouts?
    They fell for the trap put out by the Marines. Get people to think they are stupid
    and so under estimate them.. that sounds like a Gomer pile of Doodoo

    Sounds like their propaganda is working.

    Michael LeVine
    mlevine@redshift.com

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it everywhere,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

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