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[Spam] Re: inwtx . . . "eelbash will forge your posts"

By anonymous on Mon Nov 24 10:32:13 2025

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Re: A midget atheist is walking through the countryside when he is ambushed by a huge grizzly bear.

By sjoz on Fri Sep 26 23:26:01 2025

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Donald Trump has done it again, another championship at one of his courses, his 6th in 2025

By Peter Rees on Tue Aug 5 21:51:26 2025

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At work the HR people told us about a bunch of strange new midget pronouns...

By Ground Goblin on Sun Jun 8 01:30:27 2025

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At work in transgender dwarf "Diversity Training",...

By Ground Goblin on Sun Jun 8 01:30:07 2025

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From June 1st, any midget chickens you keep, have to be registered with the Government.

By Ground Goblin on Sun Jun 8 01:29:43 2025

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Midget upskirting is a horrendous crime.

By Ground Goblin on Sun Jun 8 01:29:23 2025

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It's June! Dwarf Pride Vaseline Sale!

By Ground Goblin on Sun Jun 8 01:29:06 2025

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Hey dwarf queers! It's Pride Month!

By Ground Goblin on Thu Jun 5 03:40:37 2025

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Boeing launches its first dwarf astronaut mission to Mars.

By Ground Goblin on Thu Jun 5 03:40:15 2025

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Dwarf 'welfare Queen' reveals she's spent taxpayers' cash on boob job, designer vagina and a HORSE.

By Ground Goblin on Thu Jun 5 03:39:46 2025

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A midget has been charged with rape, indecent assault, oral rape and two counts of sexual assault.

By Ground Goblin on Thu Jun 5 03:39:08 2025

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Ancient human fingerprint suggests midget Neanderthals made art.

By Ground Goblin on Thu Jun 5 03:38:33 2025

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Did you hear about the team of mutant midget trans-women super-heroes?

By Ground Goblin on Mon Jun 2 22:21:46 2025

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Why couldn't the dwarf trans person learn coding?

By Ground Goblin on Mon Jun 2 22:22:01 2025

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I have a lot of respect for midget trans women.

By Ground Goblin on Mon Jun 2 22:21:32 2025

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Why do trans dwarf women go by "she her"?

By Ground Goblin on Mon Jun 2 22:21:13 2025

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Having a midget orchiectomy...

By Ground Goblin on Mon Jun 2 22:20:14 2025

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Why don't dwarf D.A.R girls ever go to orgies?

By Ground Goblin on Thu May 29 20:18:27 2025

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I was wondering how all these midget different-gender fuckers shave.

By Ground Goblin on Thu May 29 20:20:52 2025

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A midget biker had too much to drink.

By Ground Goblin on Thu May 29 20:20:26 2025

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Two midgets are having a conversation on the train.

By Ground Goblin on Thu May 29 20:19:26 2025

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What do you do if your midget wife starts smoking?

By Ground Goblin on Thu May 29 20:18:10 2025

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[Spam] Re: A midget atheist is walking through the countryside when he is ambushed by a huge grizzly bear.

By cheese wiz on Fri May 23 23:52:05 2025

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What is so ironic about dwarf Atheists?

By Ground Goblin on Wed May 21 21:42:40 2025

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How do you make a dwarf atheist appreciate life?

By Ground Goblin on Wed May 21 21:41:51 2025

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Why can't dwarf atheists solve exponential equations?

By Ground Goblin on Wed May 21 21:41:37 2025

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How many midget atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

By Ground Goblin on Wed May 21 21:41:20 2025

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Measure to make California an independent country cleared to gather signatures

By Bankrupt Blue California on Fri Jan 24 21:14:49 2025

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By kevinlong260 on Mon Jan 20 13:34:11 2025

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Humour: Feeding 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread ...

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Last Words

By the_yogi_dude on Tue Jul 23 21:20:57 2024

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Rune

By Mike on Tue Nov 14 07:58:47 2023

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Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...

By Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?= on Sat Mar 2 03:55:36 2024

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IObit Malware Fighter Pro 11.3.0.1346 Multilingual: Setup and Use

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Advanced SystemCare Pro 17.5.0.255: PC Maintenance Tool

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IObit Uninstaller Pro 13.6.0.5 Multilingual Quick Start Guide

By Your Name on Sat Jul 13 03:10:01 2024

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Helm

By Mike on Sun Mar 10 12:56:11 2024

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Humour: I may not be perfect, but Jesus ...

By Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15paH6YGT?= on Tue Mar 12 16:30:00 2024

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Stiff

By Mike on Sun Nov 12 01:54:48 2023

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14 days . . .

By J on Wed Feb 7 22:02:23 2024

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Creche

By Mike on Sun Dec 24 22:59:42 2023

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Specimen

By Mike on Sun Dec 3 11:09:57 2023

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By =?UTF-8?B?546L546L?= on Thu Nov 30 17:32:18 2023

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Razor

By Mike on Sat Nov 18 01:25:06 2023

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Underwear

By Mike on Thu Nov 9 23:37:15 2023

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Pin

By Mike on Wed Nov 8 05:29:40 2023

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Re: Redneck Jokes?

By Mike on Sun Oct 22 13:13:03 2023

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Re: Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?

By Don Stockbauer on Sun Oct 22 19:47:07 2023

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Re: Defining Matrimony

By Don Stockbauer on Sun Oct 22 19:49:38 2023

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Re: Any life here?

By Don Stockbauer on Sun Oct 22 19:51:59 2023

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Re: a hippie's hades

By Mike on Sun Oct 22 13:13:55 2023

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By Jiang Bouchard on Sun Oct 29 04:18:51 2023

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