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chef boy howdy wrote:

On Thu, 17 Sep 2026 03:52:12 -0400
Scott Gilbert <sapguru@schmegegge.net> wrote:

ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

heyjoe <address@is.invalid> posted:

Have been eating a hard cooked egg for breakfast the last couple
of weeks. Until today had been eating Grade A large eggs. On a
whim, bought Grade A jumbo eggs for about the same price. Never
gave a thought about the larger size needing a longer time to be
fully hard cooked. Have proved that I need to steam jumbo eggs an
extra minute, to get them to perfection.

I hope you get treated to a couple double yolks! Sometimes I'll
have 2 or 3 in a dozen of eggs.

Red herring - Lately, haven't been seeing posts from Mummy Chunk on
news.eternal-september.org.
Bye bye, Mummy Chunk. You will be missed NOT!
Will Joan and dsi1 disappear next?

I don't see her posts unless someone quotes her, but I'm here! Are
you wanting me to disappear? -aEfyo

I've read that MummyChunk is a JLA forums spam bot.

Funny old thing - she does not spam - she posts on topic, always.

next...........

Says the nym shifting fuckwit that swaps head with Jolly Kone Canoza
multiple times a day.
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On Thu, 17 Sep 2026 12:55:04 -0400
Scott Gilbert <sapguru@schmegegge.net> wrote:

chef boy howdy wrote:

On Thu, 17 Sep 2026 03:52:12 -0400
Scott Gilbert <sapguru@schmegegge.net> wrote:

ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

heyjoe <address@is.invalid> posted:

Have been eating a hard cooked egg for breakfast the last couple
of weeks. Until today had been eating Grade A large eggs. On a
whim, bought Grade A jumbo eggs for about the same price. Never
gave a thought about the larger size needing a longer time to be
fully hard cooked. Have proved that I need to steam jumbo eggs
an extra minute, to get them to perfection.

I hope you get treated to a couple double yolks! Sometimes I'll
have 2 or 3 in a dozen of eggs.

Red herring - Lately, haven't been seeing posts from Mummy Chunk
on news.eternal-september.org.
Bye bye, Mummy Chunk. You will be missed NOT!
Will Joan and dsi1 disappear next?

I don't see her posts unless someone quotes her, but I'm here!
Are you wanting me to disappear? -aEfyo

I've read that MummyChunk is a JLA forums spam bot.

Funny old thing - she does not spam - she posts on topic, always.

next...........

Says the nym shifting fuckwit that swaps head with Jolly Kone Canoza
multiple times a day.

Says another cRudey sock nym - sigh...
Serious mental disturbation here: https://groups.google.com/g/misc.survivalism/c/O_95Kh78WUM
Jonathan Ball 5327 Shepard Avenue, Sacramento, CA95819-1731, USA
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Derek
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Nov 28, 2015, 12:38:34rC>PM
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http://www.whitepages.com/name/Jonathan-D-Ball/Sacramento-CA/2sind2i
This little squirt who posts under a great number of nyms
http://bit.ly/1MU8oan boasts about having a Ph. D. in economics and goes
around threatening people with physical violence, and so he should be made known to you here in alt.california and his other main haunts because he
often tries to make fellow participants known to their fellow participants.
The list of nyms he uses, often multiple times to argue and defeat himself
in a bid to feel triumphant, is far from complete and is still growing. Jonathan Ball (real name)
Citizen
Benfez
Wilson Woods
Radical Moderate
Bingo
Edward
George
Bill
Fred
Mystery Poster
Merlin the dog
Bob the dog
sil...@onairos.com
elvira
Dieter
"Dieter d.Sc...@deutsche_telekom.de"
<prickerbush2...@yahoo.com>
Abner Hale
Roger Whitaker
Fucktard
Apoo
Ted Bell
notgen...@yahoo.com
Jay Santos
mortons.steakho...@chicago.not
Rudy Canoza
Trappist
sb29...@yahoo.com
Leif Erikson
S. Maizlich
SlipperySlope
I haven't been posting any drivel. To dodge explaining why he lied about his academic achievements, or lack of them, he tried to turn the tables by
writing that I "clumsily pretend to a level of education and
sophistication [I] don't have, striving earnestly for good marks
It's fake - but also funny. It's also sad, because it bespeaks a
massive insecurity." That's simply not true. I haven't boasted about my academic achievements. There's nothing really to boast about. Jon, though,
has lied about his, and the proof is found in Google archives, no matter how strongly he resents it. Years ago he often used to state that he tried but failed to complete a Ph. D. program in economics at UCLA.
rCLFor the record, I did not complete my Ph.D. program
in economics at UCLA, and I have never worked as an
economist.rCY
Jonathan Ball 8 Nov 2002 http://tinyurl.com/53e2m2
and
"... it's important to me to be known as honest. Honesty
compels me to admit that I didn't complete my Ph.D."
Jonathan Ball 08 Jun 2003 http://bit.ly/1NdkK0O
Fair enough. No problem, though I did doubt that honesty compelled him to do anything. But then I found posts he's made in Google archives pretending the exact opposite, stating under no uncertain terms that he had in fact gained something which honesty compelled him to deny he'd achieved.
[start rCo Doug Miller to Jonathon Ball]

What do you have?

Ph.D. economics, UCLA. You?
[end]
Leif Erickson (Jonathan Ball) 8 July 2006 http://tinyurl.com/48w68m
And
[start - "Fooled By Folksy Republicans" to Jonathan Ball

So you're a drop-out

Nope. Ph.D. in economics; UCLA.]
Rudy Canoza (Jonathan Ball 9 Jan 2007 http://tinyurl.com/yztzj7x
And so it is Jonathan, not I who "clumsily pretend to a level of education
and sophistication [he doesn't] have, striving earnestly for good marks
It's fake - but also funny. It's also sad, because it bespeaks a massive insecurity." Hope that helps.
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newsman
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Nov 28, 2015, 5:41:52rC>PM
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Better go check his group. Derek is right. Jonathan Ball did start a
thread with Derek's home address about an hour before he retaliated.
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On 9/17/26 10:55 AM, Scott Gilbert wrote:

Jolly Kone Canoza

On 07 Jan 2022, Geroge Plimptin said:

On 07 Jan 2022, Rudy "c*nt Flaps" Canoza <notgenx33> posted some news:Le5CJ.84239$b%.8034@fx24.iad:

www.washingtonpo....pinions

Washington post biased piece of sh*t and so are their opinions.

When are you going to show up to fight Gunner, Rudy?

This is 2022. You've been running from him for almost four years now.
Ever since the Lee Douglass Harrison argument when you pulled out a half
dozen sock puppets to do battle - AND YOU STILL f***ing LOST.


Rudy never had any intention of showing up to fight Gunner. He knew
he'd get his butt kicked.


"c*nt Flaps" has never shown up to fight anyone.

"POINT PROVEN!"
Lee Harrison 1957-2012, RIP


There were more people than just Gunner waiting there. Did you go to
the wrong Jolly Kone in Red Bluff instead of Sacramento? The names are
pretty close. One starts with an "R", the other with an "S".
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