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  • Legal Question For You Libs...

    From Alexandria Ocrazyo Crockpot@aoc@CR0CKP0T.C0M to alt.home.repair on Tue Sep 8 19:01:11 2026
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    I was dining at a restaurant the other evening and there were three kids running around screaming and yelling and knocking shit over.

    All the screaming really enraged my hormones. Totally ruined the evening.-aI just didn't feel like myself.

    Would it have been legal to pull a Lindsay and strangle them?

    Or is it only legal to strangle your own kids?

    Or do I have to be a socialist Democrat?

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    <p>I was dining at a restaurant the other evening and there were
    three kids running around screaming and yelling and knocking shit
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    <p>All the screaming really enraged my hormones. Totally ruined the
    evening.-aI just didn't feel like myself.</p>
    <p>Would it have been legal to pull a Lindsay and strangle them?-a</p>
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  • From Deep State@deep.state@ms-cbs.dnc to alt.home.repair on Wed Sep 9 06:31:54 2026
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    On 9/8/26 19:01, Alexandria Ocrazyo Crockpot wrote:
    I was dining at a restaurant the other evening and there were three kids running around screaming and yelling and knocking shit over.

    All the screaming really enraged my hormones. Totally ruined the
    evening.-aI just didn't feel like myself.

    Would it have been legal to pull a Lindsay and strangle them?

    Or is it only legal to strangle your own kids?

    Or do I have to be a socialist Democrat?


    YMMV.

    The Deep State 0bama judges and prosecutors make up laws as needed... especially when law-faring President Trump.

    And as always, drag a Benjamin through a trailer park and you'll find 11 stupid jurors sympathetic to you cause.
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  • From Horse Paste@horse.paste@e.quine to alt.home.repair on Wed Sep 9 13:28:36 2026
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    On 9/9/26 06:31, Deep State wrote:
    On 9/8/26 19:01, Alexandria Ocrazyo Crockpot wrote:
    I was dining at a restaurant the other evening and there were three
    kids running around screaming and yelling and knocking shit over.

    All the screaming really enraged my hormones. Totally ruined the
    evening.-aI just didn't feel like myself.

    Would it have been legal to pull a Lindsay and strangle them?

    Or is it only legal to strangle your own kids?

    Or do I have to be a socialist Democrat?


    YMMV.

    The Deep State 0bama judges and prosecutors make up laws as needed... especially when law-faring President Trump.

    And as always, drag a Benjamin through a trailer park and you'll find 11 stupid jurors sympathetic to you cause.


    Maybe it's legal if you use an mRNA Spike Protein Clot-Shot to do it?
    As long as BigPharma makes some money, maybe it's ok to murder?
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