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Garry Britton <hga@gary.now> wrote:

Trump Staffers Say His Terrible Body Odor Is Obstructing His Agenda
Official White House photo by Joyce N. Boghosian | via Flickr. com Public Domain CC 1.0

Very interesting

It is hard to believe they arenrCOt jumping on him, and dragging him to a bathtub


which makes me think they just plan to do it anyway

and are looking for the right time frame.

Let's remember that it's widely agreed Trump smells like a dying old man whose Big Mac sauce drowned organs are rotting from the inside out.

Wannabe dictators constantly obsess over their media image because their strongmen personas depend on never admitting to any personal flaw or mistake, so let's help ol' Uncle Sam and the Constitution out a bit by reminding America every chance we get that Trump smells like shit.

What an amusing and patriotic way to fight back against Trump's pugilistic egomania of sociopathic narcissism as he tries to dismantle our democracy and make himself a totalitarian!

Donald Trump just claimed his body odor "is protected by presidential immunity. "
Leaked private texts from JD Vance reveal him complaining about sitting too close to Trump during meetings because of Trump's "sauerkraut stench. "
Trump claims the rumors about him smelling bad are both "fake news" and classified, and the leakers should be shot.
A Secret Service agent just confirmed that Trump's codename is "Roast
Beef" because agents have to spend so much time in close proximity to his body's "foul deli odor. "
Dozens of the attendees crammed in the Capitol Rotunda for Trump's inauguration speech described Trump's stench as "nearly unbearable" and "reminiscent of expired roast beef. "
Trump was reportedly asked tonight to sign his signature on used diapers by several trolling Gen Z teens at Mar-a-Lago tonight.
Mar-a-Lago employees say over 20,000 diapers have been mailed to Trump's resort since #TrumpSmells started trending regularly on Twitter last year. Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway claims Trump just has "alternative scents. " The DNC is now selling hats, shirts, cologne, deodorant, and perfume products with the label "Make Presidents Smell Nice Again. "
Trump's non-disclosure agreements going back to the early 90s have included a clause mandating signees can't mention his "spoiled-roast-beef-esque"
body odor.
Trump is "poisoning the air of the country" with his stench.
Trump reportedly hates NATO and wants to pull the US out of the alliance because the prime minister of Belgium told him he needed some deodorant and a mint during a 2017 NATO summit in front of all the other world leaders. Melania Trump laughed publicly for the first time ever on camera after
being asked if her husband smelled bad, and she laughed for 19 seconds straight before she started gasping for air and swearing that she didn't hear the question.
Trump reportedly smelled so bad during a G7 meeting in 2019 that he made Shinzo Abe and Angela Merkel, who were sitting on either side of him, both vomit.
Trump reportedly smells so bad because he doesn't like seeing himself
naked, and only showers once a week after looking at himself in the mirror and shouting out loud, "Fake news! "
Trump was overheard at Mar-a-Lago today yelling into his phone, "I have presidential immunity to smell however I want! "
During the presidential campaign, Kamala Harris began her answer to every question from media about Trump with the phrase, "Well, that depends. " Trump's vile body odor reportedly made it tough for him to hire some
cabinet positions, and Trump was turned down by several Attorney General possibilities until Matt Gaetz and then Pam Bondi, who were used to Trump's stench, agreed.
Trump has reportedly directed Elon Musk to fire any government employees
who have ever posted online that Trump smells like expired roast beef.
Trump reportedly has no personal staffers left at the White House residence because they all quit citing his stench as being "much worse now than the first term. "
Trump interrupted a 50th wedding anniversary party at Mar-a-Lago to claim the generals come up to him with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, you
were the best smelling president of all time. "
Trump just installed a chimpanzee exhibit at Mar-a-Lago so he can blame the stench on the apes.
One potential juror in Trump's New York trial was dismissed after she explained to the judge that she had hypersomia, an unusually heightened sense of smell, and Trump's well-documented stench was wafting over from
the defense table making it difficult for her to focus.
RFK Jr. accidentally said on a hot mic that Trump smells worse than the
bear cub carcass he found on the side of the road back in 2014.
While Trump was walking in his inauguration parade, witnesses say they
could see Trump's infamous stench smoking off his body and not just smell it.
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On Tue, 15 Sep 2026 01:57:03 GMT
marika <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote:

which makes me think

Goggle AI finds:
On Usenet, Jonathan Ball is a real-life individual based out of
California who became a notorious figure due to a highly aggressive, decades-long online identity and "sockpuppet" feud.
He is best known
across various political, regional, and hobbyist newsgroups for
allegedly using dozens of alternative pseudonyms (nyms) to argue with
other postersrCoand frequently with himselfrCoto dominate discussions and manufacture a sense of consensus.
The Usenet Persona and "Sockpuppets"
In Usenet culture, Jonathan Ball became a target for "doxxing" and
intense scrutiny by other users who grew tired of his posting habits.
Critics in groups like alt.california and misc.survivalism archived his
IP addresses and email headers to link his real name to an array of confrontational personas.
According to Usenet tracking posts:
Famous Nyms:
He is most famously accused of posting as Rudy Canoza, Leif
Erikson, Citizen Benfez, Radical Moderate, and Wilson Woods.
Behavioral
Patterns:
Posters noted that he would claim to have advanced academic
achievements (such as a Ph.D. in economics) and would use multiple
accounts simultaneously to attack his detractors or validate his own
arguments.
The "Feud" Cycle:
His presence on Usenet largely devolved
into a permanent meta-discussion, where other users continuously posted
his alleged home address in Sacramento, CA, and phone numbers to expose
him, leading to ongoing flame wars.
Rudy Canoza is one of the most prolific and infamous pseudonyms (or
"nyms") attributed to Jonathan Ball on Usenet.
Over the years, this
persona became a central figure in endless political flame wars,
particularly within the newsgroups alt.california, alt.politics, and misc.survivalism.
Key Characteristics of the "Rudy Canoza"
Persona
Combative Tone:
The persona is known for an incredibly
aggressive, highly articulate, and deeply insulting debating style. He frequently targets posters he perceives as right-wing, survivalist, or conspiratorial.
The "Intellectual" Flex:
The Rudy Canoza character frequently boasts about high intellectual capabilities, advanced education, and deep knowledge of law and
economics to belittle opponents.
Sockpuppet Choruses:
Other Usenet
posters documented instances where Rudy Canoza would instantly enter a
thread to defend or validate posts made by Jonathan Ball's other
alleged personas, like Leif Erikson or Citizen Benfez.
The Usenet
Backlash
Because the Rudy Canoza persona dominated discussions and
engaged in relentless arguments, a dedicated group of anti-Ball Usenet
users made it their mission to track and expose him.They routinely used
header analysis (tracking NNTP posting hosts and IP addresses) to prove
Rudy Canoza and Jonathan Ball were the same person.
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