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    From KenitoBenito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Tue May 26 00:56:33 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    Since I have a daughter who is determined to ensure Door Dash
    stays in business, we were able to conduct an experiment. We (ok, *I*)
    slowly pealed away the stickers on her order of nacho fries and nachos
    with cheese.

    https://ibb.co/HLHKXdvX

    I didn't do anything to her order, of course. I simply pealed
    back the stickers, then resealed them.

    https://ibb.co/nq032Nbw

    Word will get around about the Class III Obese LOSER, who refuses
    to tip. And drivers will be motivated to adulterate the food in some
    way. Or take some of it for themselves. And the LOSER in Green Bay
    won't know until it's too late.
    So, if you, dear reader, are so obese you can't get out of your
    parents' house, and couldn't fit behind the wheel of a car if you
    could, and must use a delivery app, be sure to tip. Or be prepared to
    have something extra in your food. Or to be missing some of it.
    --
    "Whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had gonorrhea."
    -- Woody
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  • From KenitoBenito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Wed May 27 01:17:19 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Tue, 26 May 2026 03:19:42 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Tue, 26 May 2026 00:56:33 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
    wrote:

    Since I have a daughter who is determined to ensure Door Dash
    stays in business, we were able to conduct an experiment. We (ok, *I*) >>slowly pealed away the stickers on her order of nacho fries and nachos
    with cheese.

    https://ibb.co/HLHKXdvX

    I didn't do anything to her order, of course. I simply pealed
    back the stickers, then resealed them.

    https://ibb.co/nq032Nbw

    Word will get around about the Class III Obese LOSER, who refuses
    to tip. And drivers will be motivated to adulterate the food in some
    way. Or take some of it for themselves. And the LOSER in Green Bay
    won't know until it's too late.
    So, if you, dear reader, are so obese you can't get out of your >>parents' house, and couldn't fit behind the wheel of a car if you
    could, and must use a delivery app, be sure to tip. Or be prepared to
    have something extra in your food. Or to be missing some of it.

    The funny thing is that Jenny has no idea this can be done

    She [1] knows. But Jerry has delusions that no one would ever do
    such a thing to her. Jerry will eventually have to admit to the truth
    she HATES so much.



    [1] The name Jerry is a girl's name meaning "ruler with the spear or
    sacred name". https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-jerry
    --
    I hate people who use big words just
    to make themselves look perspicacious.
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