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  • Where the fuck is the Enchirito?

    From Jerry Sauk@jerrysauk@hotmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Fri May 22 13:14:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    TACO BELL WAS SUPPOSED TO INTRDOUVE THE ENCHRITO YESTEDAY, YET THEIR IS NO SIGN OF IT


    WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!!?


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  • From Skeeter@invalid@none.com to alt.food.fast-food on Fri May 22 13:14:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    In article
    <LsOcneC1JIVNA433nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@supernews.com>,
    jerrysauk@hotmail.com says...

    TACO BELL WAS SUPPOSED TO INTRDOUVE THE ENCHRITO YESTEDAY, YET THEIR IS NO SIGN OF IT


    WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

    Grab an AR and go shoot the place up, that will show them.
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  • From KlausSchadenfreude@klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Fri May 22 12:48:25 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Fri, 22 May 2026 13:14:59 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
    <jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:

    TACO BELL WAS SUPPOSED TO INTRDOUVE THE ENCHRITO YESTEDAY, YET THEIR IS NO >SIGN OF IT


    WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!!?


    Too bad you're not familiar with fast food or the fast food industry,
    Jenny.

    Taco Bell has not introduced the Enchirito everywhere as a permanent, nationwide menu item. It is treated as a nostalgic, rotating promotion
    rather than a standard fixture.The Enchirito is currently only
    available for a limited time and is often rolled out exclusively
    through Taco Bell Online Ordering or the Taco Bell mobile app.
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  • From KenitoBenito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Sat May 23 00:48:44 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Fri, 22 May 2026 13:14:59 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
    <jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:

    TACO BELL WAS SUPPOSED TO INTRDOUVE

    Your feeding your undeniable NEED to lie, via spelling, is
    acknowledged.

    THE ENCHRITO

    Your feeding your undeniable NEED to lie, via spelling, is
    acknowledged.

    YESTEDAY,

    Your feeding your undeniable NEED to lie, via spelling, is
    acknowledged.

    YET THEIR

    Your feeding your undeniable NEED to lie, via spelling, is
    acknowledged.

    IS NO
    SIGN OF IT

    Your feeding your absolute NEED to lie, via grammar, is
    acknowledged.



    WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!!?


    As you KNOW, but MUST lie about, it is NOT available anywhere at
    this time. You can do a menu hack, as I posted, to get its equivalent.
    From time to time, Taco Bell does offer it as a limited time
    option in limited locations. And only via the app. The most recent
    offering I can find was in 2023.
    So, you realized your very real NEED to lie. And I, being the
    wonderful person I am, ensured your NEED to be caught lying was also
    met. I can only imagine how happy you are over this.


    [Cue Jenny (Jerry) running away from the truth. Or diverting from it.]

    The name Jerry is a girl's name meaning "ruler with the spear or
    sacred name". https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-jerry
    --
    Over 500 documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk. http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
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  • From KenitoBenito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Sat May 23 00:48:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Fri, 22 May 2026 13:14:59 -0600, Skeeter <invalid@none.com> wrote:

    In article
    <LsOcneC1JIVNA433nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@supernews.com>,
    jerrysauk@hotmail.com says...

    TACO BELL WAS SUPPOSED TO INTRDOUVE THE ENCHRITO YESTEDAY, YET THEIR IS NO >> SIGN OF IT


    WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

    Grab an AR and go shoot the place up, that will show them.

    The Class III Obese woman [1] would have to leave her parents'
    house. She is too fat to do so.
    Given her mental issues as displayed on Usenet, she shouldn't be
    allowed to be in constructive possession of a fire arm.




    [1] The name Jerry is a girl's name meaning "ruler with the spear or
    sacred name". https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-jerry
    --
    Bless me, Father, for I have committed an original sin.
    I poked a badger with a spoon.
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  • From KenitoBenito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Sat May 23 00:49:36 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Fri, 22 May 2026 12:48:25 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Fri, 22 May 2026 13:14:59 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
    <jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:

    TACO BELL WAS SUPPOSED TO INTRDOUVE THE ENCHRITO YESTEDAY, YET THEIR IS NO >>SIGN OF IT


    WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

    Too bad you're not familiar with fast food or the fast food industry,
    Jenny.

    Taco Bell has not introduced the Enchirito everywhere as a permanent, >nationwide menu item. It is treated as a nostalgic, rotating promotion
    rather than a standard fixture.The Enchirito is currently only
    available for a limited time and is often rolled out exclusively
    through Taco Bell Online Ordering or the Taco Bell mobile app.

    The most recent offering I can find was in 2023. I've not found
    anything about the Enchirito being offered in May of 2026 at any
    location.
    In fact, NOTHING about it being offered at any time in 2026. This
    doesn't mean it won't be at some future date, of course. But there is
    nothing to suggest it actually will. The closest you'll get is Jerry
    feeding her [1] NEED to lie.



    [1] The name Jerry is a girl's name meaning "ruler with the spear or
    sacred name". https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-jerry
    --
    Successfully wasting Usenet's time since 1993.
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