From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

https://sporked.com/article/new-wendys-menu-april-2026/

The Jalapeno options certainly come across as good. Except the
ranch. I simply do not like ranch, so for me, it's ick.
The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one
(too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let
me sample it.
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On Sat, 16 May 2026 01:03:10 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

https://sporked.com/article/new-wendys-menu-april-2026/

The Jalapeno options certainly come across as good. Except the
ranch. I simply do not like ranch, so for me, it's ick.
The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one
(too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let
me sample it.

I would respond to this post, but I'm afraid I would be guilty by
association to the Overposting Rule. LOL
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On Sat, 16 May 2026 04:51:11 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Sat, 16 May 2026 01:03:10 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

https://sporked.com/article/new-wendys-menu-april-2026/

The Jalapeno options certainly come across as good. Except the
ranch. I simply do not like ranch, so for me, it's ick.
The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one
(too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let
me sample it.

I would respond to this post, but I'm afraid I would be guilty by
association to the Overposting Rule. LOL

Bwahahahahaha!
You know the simpleton will now claim you confirm that her [1]
bogus rule is valid.



[1] The name Jerry is a girl's name meaning "ruler with the spear or
sacred name". https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-jerry
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On 5/16/2026 3:03 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

https://sporked.com/article/new-wendys-menu-april-2026/

The Jalapeno options certainly come across as good. Except the
ranch. I simply do not like ranch, so for me, it's ick.

Ick is right. Ranch is super trashy.

The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one
(too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let
me sample it.

The cookie dough frosty sounds repulsive.
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On Mon, 18 May 2026 10:31:37 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/16/2026 3:03 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

https://sporked.com/article/new-wendys-menu-april-2026/

The Jalapeno options certainly come across as good. Except the
ranch. I simply do not like ranch, so for me, it's ick.

Ick is right. Ranch is super trashy.

Ranch dressing is the most popular dressing in the entire country, and
many find it quite delicious.

Is this another items that disturbs your delicate digestive tract, or
do you simply not like the taste?

The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one
(too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let
me sample it.

The cookie dough frosty sounds repulsive.

I won't take Wendy's seriously until they make a regular milk shake
available. To hell with their Frosty's.
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On Mon, 18 May 2026 10:31:37 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one
(too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let
me sample it.

The cookie dough frosty sounds repulsive.

According to you, everything, except wino ejaculate, does.
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On 5/19/2026 2:49 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Mon, 18 May 2026 10:31:37 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one
(too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let
me sample it.

The cookie dough frosty sounds repulsive.

According to you, everything, except wino ejaculate, does.

I've read that you used to be fat and repulsively ugly, but that you are
no longer fat.
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We're just too courteous to say so."
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On Thu, 21 May 2026 13:29:26 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/19/2026 2:49 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Mon, 18 May 2026 10:31:37 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

The cookie dough frosty may be good. I won't bother getting one >>>> (too many net carbs), but maybe I can convince someone who does to let >>>> me sample it.

The cookie dough frosty sounds repulsive.

According to you, everything, except wino ejaculate, does.

I've read that you used to be fat and repulsively ugly, but that you are
no longer fat.

You read correctly. I am not the least bit upset that you do not
find me "hot."
Of course, if I were a wino, you'd be all about slurping my
semen, no matter my physical appearance.
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