From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-enchirito-menu-hack-11968825

Seems customers can still get the equivalent of the Enchirito.
And for less than the original menu price.
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On Tue, 12 May 2026 00:42:37 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-enchirito-menu-hack-11968825

Seems customers can still get the equivalent of the Enchirito.
And for less than the original menu price.

To custom order an Enchirito, start by

o Order a Bean Burrito, which includes beans, cheese, onions and Red
Sauce inside.

o Ask to add seasoned beef inside the burrito.

o Ask for the burrito to be "smothered in Red Sauce,"

o Ask for the burrito to be topped with cheese if you desire.

o Ask them to sprinkle some black olives on it.

o Ask them to repeat it back to you so you know they got it right

This is sure to slow down the drive-thru line and piss off the obese
diner in the smoking car behind you.
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On Tue, 12 May 2026 13:16:43 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Tue, 12 May 2026 00:42:37 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-enchirito-menu-hack-11968825

Seems customers can still get the equivalent of the Enchirito.
And for less than the original menu price.

To custom order an Enchirito, start by

o Order a Bean Burrito, which includes beans, cheese, onions and Red
Sauce inside.

o Ask to add seasoned beef inside the burrito.

o Ask for the burrito to be "smothered in Red Sauce,"

o Ask for the burrito to be topped with cheese if you desire.

o Ask them to sprinkle some black olives on it.

o Ask them to repeat it back to you so you know they got it right

This is sure to slow down the drive-thru line and piss off the obese
diner in the smoking car behind you.

The Class III obese woman [1] can't get out of her parents'
house, so she will call DoorDash, or other service, to deliver it to
her. Then refuse to tip because that would reduce what she can get for
her $120 a day fast food feasts.
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On 5/12/2026 2:42 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-enchirito-menu-hack-11968825

Seems customers can still get the equivalent of the Enchirito.
And for less than the original menu price.

What the bean burrito needs isn't meat. It's extra cheese, and many
packets of Fire Sauce. If you put the red sauce on the flour tortilla,
it soon gets soggy, and it's messy to pick up. The alternative is eating
it like a sissy with those shitty plastic forks they have.
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On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:05:53 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/12/2026 2:42 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-enchirito-menu-hack-11968825

Seems customers can still get the equivalent of the Enchirito.
And for less than the original menu price.

What the bean burrito needs isn't meat. It's extra cheese, and many
packets of Fire Sauce.

Extra cheese and fire sauce I'm there for. I would get the beef.

If you put the red sauce on the flour tortilla,
it soon gets soggy, and it's messy to pick up. The alternative is eating
it like a sissy with those shitty plastic forks they have.

So you use them a lot, do you?
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On 5/14/2026 2:14 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:05:53 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/12/2026 2:42 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-enchirito-menu-hack-11968825

Seems customers can still get the equivalent of the Enchirito.
And for less than the original menu price.

What the bean burrito needs isn't meat. It's extra cheese, and many
packets of Fire Sauce.

Extra cheese and fire sauce I'm there for. I would get the beef.

If you put the red sauce on the flour tortilla,
it soon gets soggy, and it's messy to pick up. The alternative is eating
it like a sissy with those shitty plastic forks they have.

So you use them a lot, do you?

I use them never. I have forks and knives with me in the vehicle. I also
keep finely ground salt. I don't want gritty salt on fries. McD's used
to have finely ground salt in those little corrugated packets, but that
was many years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/xqpyx8/mcdonalds_old_salt_packets_were_the_best/
https://ohnuts.com/products/flour-salt
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On Fri, 15 May 2026 11:05:23 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/14/2026 2:14 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:05:53 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/12/2026 2:42 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-enchirito-menu-hack-11968825

Seems customers can still get the equivalent of the Enchirito.
And for less than the original menu price.

What the bean burrito needs isn't meat. It's extra cheese, and many
packets of Fire Sauce.

Extra cheese and fire sauce I'm there for. I would get the beef.

If you put the red sauce on the flour tortilla,
it soon gets soggy, and it's messy to pick up. The alternative is eating >>> it like a sissy with those shitty plastic forks they have.

So you use them a lot, do you?

I use them never.

But you suggest above that you do.

I have forks and knives with me in the vehicle. I also
keep finely ground salt. I don't want gritty salt on fries. McD's used
to have finely ground salt in those little corrugated packets, but that
was many years ago. >https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/xqpyx8/mcdonalds_old_salt_packets_were_the_best/
https://ohnuts.com/products/flour-salt

You eat what you like.
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