From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this
every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of
them for a lunch.
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We're just too courteous to say so."
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this
every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of
them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On 5/13/2026 4:13 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this
every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of
them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

Too many farts. I imagine that you and your brother would sit around
farting afterward, and guffawing. Maybe you'd get your nose right up
next to his ass before he let one rip, so you could feel manly. You'd
probably compete for the loudest, longest in duration, and the outright onioniest.
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For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this
every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.
--
When the world ends, there'll be no more air.
That's why it's important to pollute the air now. Before it's too
late. :)
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Wed, 13 May 2026 19:24:26 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/13/2026 4:13 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of
them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

Too many farts.

There must be something wrong with your digestive system. I suggest a
checkup, pronto.
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Thu, 14 May 2026 00:26:45 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude ><klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt
over so small a thinga such a little thing."
-Boromir, Fellowship of the Ring
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Thu, 14 May 2026 10:42:05 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, 14 May 2026 00:26:45 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude >><klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons >>><bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>>them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt
over so small a thinga such a little thing."
-Boromir, Fellowship of the Ring

Oi! Who said anything about fear?
I shall now have to make rude faces at you as punishment for your
misdeed. Hey, the punishment fits the crime, ya know. :)
--
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One of the best deals ever!
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Fri, 15 May 2026 01:06:47 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

On Thu, 14 May 2026 10:42:05 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude ><klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, 14 May 2026 00:26:45 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude >>><klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons >>>><bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>>>them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way >>>back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt
over so small a thinga such a little thing."
-Boromir, Fellowship of the Ring

Oi! Who said anything about fear?
I shall now have to make rude faces at you as punishment for your
misdeed. Hey, the punishment fits the crime, ya know. :)

In my defense, it's the only movie quote about being small that I
could find.
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On 5/14/2026 2:26 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of
them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

Klaus thinks it is manly. I wonder if he and his bother had farting
contests. He seems like the type.
--
--Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Fri, 15 May 2026 03:12:53 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2026 01:06:47 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het>
wrote:

On Thu, 14 May 2026 10:42:05 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude >><klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, 14 May 2026 00:26:45 -0700, KenitoBenito <Kenito@Benito.Het> >>>wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude >>>><klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons >>>>><bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>>>>them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I >>>>don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way >>>>back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt
over so small a thinga such a little thing."
-Boromir, Fellowship of the Ring

Oi! Who said anything about fear?
I shall now have to make rude faces at you as punishment for your >>misdeed. Hey, the punishment fits the crime, ya know. :)

In my defense, it's the only movie quote about being small that I
could find.

Your point is valid.
--
The Aztec contribution to our multicultural feast
will be delayed, until the main course stops begging
for his life.
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Fri, 15 May 2026 11:07:44 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/14/2026 2:26 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>> them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

Klaus thinks it is manly.

Does the idea of him thinking correctly upset you as much as your
post suggests?

I wonder if he and his bother had farting
contests. He seems like the type.

Getting excited over the thought, are you?
Clearly you are.

--
They say kids brighten the home.
That's because they never turn the lights off.
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Fri, 15 May 2026 11:07:44 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/14/2026 2:26 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>> them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

Klaus thinks it is manly. I wonder if he and his bother had farting >contests. He seems like the type.

Poor Bryan can only eat six tiny sliders before his stomach cramps and
he shits his pants.

Pathetic.
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Sat, 16 May 2026 04:57:54 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2026 11:07:44 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/14/2026 2:26 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>>> them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

Klaus thinks it is manly. I wonder if he and his bother had farting >>contests. He seems like the type.

Poor Bryan can only eat six tiny sliders before his stomach cramps and
he shits his pants.

Pathetic.

Presuming the persona Bryan presents here is an accurate
portrayal of his real life, he is very pathetic.
It is possible it's all an act for Usenet. I know of no way to
confirm or deny it.
--
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On 5/16/2026 6:57 AM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2026 11:07:44 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/14/2026 2:26 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>>> them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way
back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

Klaus thinks it is manly. I wonder if he and his bother had farting
contests. He seems like the type.

Poor Bryan can only eat six tiny sliders before his stomach cramps and
he shits his pants.

Pathetic.

Bryan doesn't stuff himself with them like a fucking dog. I don't have a brother who likes to stew in farts together like you do.
--
--Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Mon, 18 May 2026 10:38:37 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/16/2026 6:57 AM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2026 11:07:44 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/14/2026 2:26 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>>>> them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way >>>> back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

Klaus thinks it is manly. I wonder if he and his bother had farting
contests. He seems like the type.

Poor Bryan can only eat six tiny sliders before his stomach cramps and
he shits his pants.

Pathetic.

Bryan doesn't stuff himself with them like a fucking dog. I don't have a >brother who likes to stew in farts together like you do.

Bryan is a dainty eater and must protect his weak digestive system
lest he get gas. We understand your weakness.
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From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

On Mon, 18 May 2026 10:38:37 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/16/2026 6:57 AM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2026 11:07:44 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/14/2026 2:26 AM, KenitoBenito wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 14:13:30 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2026 08:08:03 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/11/2026 3:26 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2026 10:33:09 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

For National Hamburger Month, $25 gift cards for $19.21. They do this >>>>>>>> every May.
Also, free slider with coupon 5/15. Who eats one of those?

Wait.

ONE free slider?

LOL

That makes it like, buy 5 get one free, with 6 being the standard # of >>>>>> them for a lunch.

One free slider. LOL

6 would be the standard for pussies, I suppose.

My brother and I would polish off a Crave Case without thinking

UGH! That would be A LOT of sliders. Even without the buns, I
don't think I could finish half (15 sliders) in one sitting. Maybe way >>>> back when, in my 20's, I could. Certainly I would be able to get
closer to finished than I could now.

Klaus thinks it is manly. I wonder if he and his bother had farting
contests. He seems like the type.

Poor Bryan can only eat six tiny sliders before his stomach cramps and
he shits his pants.

Pathetic.

Bryan doesn't stuff himself with them like a fucking dog. I don't have a >brother who likes to stew in farts together like you do.

Huh... Going from first person to third. Not the sign of a
skilled writer. More like someone expressing extreme jealousy.
--
I hate people who use big words just
to make themselves look perspicacious.
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