• Intense

    From Mr. Rogers@mrrogersmaddenfilmroom@gmail.com to alt.folklore.computers on Wed Jun 17 12:13:00 2026
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    "Intense"

    Fri, 11-Jul-86 net.general
    Note 32 of 337826 lines
    I WISH TO DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE !!!!!!
    1 Responsessingh@glasgow.glasgow.UUCP (SATNAM SINGH)
    Comp Sci Dept, Glasgow Univ, Scotland

    I Satnam Singh being of sound mind and infirm body wish to declare my
    undying love for a fourth year (to be ) computer science student. No not
    Linda Wilson , the object of my eternal lust is J$# Be$#$# . See I
    am so
    much in love that I cannot even spell her name without mistakes. can
    any one
    help me as I am out of my depth with such deep emotions? Ritual
    suicide is
    the only way out?

    YOURS INFATUATEDLY


    SATNAM [ STUD ] SINGH

    u
    -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Satnam Singh (Gross Deviant)
    University of Glasgow
    Glasgow
    Scotland
    (a bit near England)

    JANET: singh@uk.ac.glasgow.cs
    USENET: {uk}!cs.glasgow.ac.uk!singh

    "This is intense..."
    --
    +--[ Mr. Rogers ]------------------------------------------------------+
    | stray signals & static electricity // a ghost in the infrastructure |
    | watching the web decay, one dead hyperlink at a time | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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  • From Peter Flass@Peter@Iron-Spring.com to alt.folklore.computers on Wed Jun 17 11:47:52 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.folklore.computers

    On 6/17/26 10:13, Mr. Rogers wrote:
    "Intense"

    Fri, 11-Jul-86-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a net.general
    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Note 32 of 337826 lines -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a I WISH
    TO DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE !!!!!! -a-a-a-a-a 1 Responsessingh@glasgow.glasgow.UUCP (SATNAM SINGH)
    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Comp Sci Dept, Glasgow Univ, Scotland

    -aI Satnam Singh being of sound mind and infirm body wish to declare my
    -a undying love for a fourth year (to be ) computer science student. No not
    -a Linda Wilson , the object of my eternal lust is-a J$# Be$#$# . See-a I am so
    -a much in love that I cannot even spell her name without mistakes. can
    any one
    -a help me as I am out of my depth with such deep emotions? Ritual
    suicide is
    -a the only way out?

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a YOURS INFATUATEDLY


    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a SATNAM [ STUD ] SINGH

    So Jen or Jan somebody, graduated from Glasgow in 1987 with a CS degree.

    I wonder what happened.


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  • From cross@cross@spitfire.i.gajendra.net (Dan Cross) to alt.folklore.computers on Thu Jun 18 13:34:29 2026
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    In article <110uq4o$22t5e$1@dont-email.me>,
    Peter Flass <Peter@Iron-Spring.com> wrote:
    On 6/17/26 10:13, Mr. Rogers wrote:
    "Intense"

    Fri, 11-Jul-86-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a net.general
    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Note 32 of 337826 lines -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a I WISH
    TO DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE !!!!!! -a-a-a-a-a 1
    Responsessingh@glasgow.glasgow.UUCP (SATNAM SINGH)
    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Comp Sci Dept, Glasgow Univ, Scotland

    -aI Satnam Singh being of sound mind and infirm body wish to declare my
    -a undying love for a fourth year (to be ) computer science student. No not >> -a Linda Wilson , the object of my eternal lust is-a J$# Be$#$# . See-a I >> am so
    -a much in love that I cannot even spell her name without mistakes. can
    any one
    -a help me as I am out of my depth with such deep emotions? Ritual
    suicide is
    -a the only way out?

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a YOURS INFATUATEDLY


    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a SATNAM [ STUD ] SINGH

    So Jen or Jan somebody, graduated from Glasgow in 1987 with a CS degree.

    I wonder what happened.

    Sounds like a prank, perhaps Satnam left a terminal unattended.
    Or maybe a joke about JANET (the computer network). Satnam's
    wife's name is Susan.

    - Dan C.

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  • From jayjwa@jayjwa@atr2.ath.cx.invalid to alt.folklore.computers on Thu Jun 18 10:23:05 2026
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    "Mr. Rogers" <mrrogersmaddenfilmroom@gmail.com> writes:

    No not Linda Wilson , the object of my eternal lust is J$# Be$#$# .
    Ohh...you're supposed to figure out letters, as in wildcard. My mind immediately jumped to DDT. If you know...




    you know.
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  • From Daniel@me@sc1f1dan.com to alt.folklore.computers on Thu Jun 18 07:29:02 2026
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    cross@spitfire.i.gajendra.net (Dan Cross) writes:

    In article <110uq4o$22t5e$1@dont-email.me>,
    Peter Flass <Peter@Iron-Spring.com> wrote:
    On 6/17/26 10:13, Mr. Rogers wrote:
    "Intense"

    Fri, 11-Jul-86|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a net.general
    |e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a Note 32 of 337826 lines |e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a I WISH
    TO DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE !!!!!! |e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a 1
    Responsessingh@glasgow.glasgow.UUCP (SATNAM SINGH)
    |e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a Comp Sci Dept, Glasgow Univ, Scotland

    |e-aI Satnam Singh being of sound mind and infirm body wish to declare my >>> |e-a undying love for a fourth year (to be ) computer science student. No not
    |e-a Linda Wilson , the object of my eternal lust is|e-a J$# Be$#$# . See|e-a I
    am so
    |e-a much in love that I cannot even spell her name without mistakes. can >>> any one
    |e-a help me as I am out of my depth with such deep emotions? Ritual
    suicide is
    |e-a the only way out?

    |e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a YOURS INFATUATEDLY


    |e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a|e-a SATNAM [ STUD ] SINGH

    So Jen or Jan somebody, graduated from Glasgow in 1987 with a CS degree.

    I wonder what happened.

    Sounds like a prank, perhaps Satnam left a terminal unattended.
    Or maybe a joke about JANET (the computer network). Satnam's
    wife's name is Susan.

    Your theory sounds most reasonable.

    --
    Daniel
    sysop | air & wave bbs
    finger | info@bbs.airandwave.net
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