• Rey is Ben's daughter from the future

    From Yuri D@kazewavepo@gmail.com to alt.fan.starwars on Sun Oct 6 12:32:43 2019
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    Hey there! This theort may sound a bit of wild, but there are some facts to prove it's right.
    1. Rey parents mystery. They only show us a ship flying somewhere while Rey cries for dad. Who is dad? Why did they run? If they just leaved her down there and escaped back to the future it's at least not that creepy.
    2. Kanata's words on what Rey seeks in in future not past.
    3. Luke's sword. Kanata told that this sword was Anakin's then Luke's and now it Rey's. Why?
    4. Rey's Shmi resemblance. Note also, she looks a bit like child Anakin and a bit like Leia. They did it on purpose. She is Skywalker, not a clone.
    5. Bond between Ben and Rey. Of cource force can connect everything and everyone but in whole saga there are only Skywalkers who had such strong attraction.
    6. The whole reylo vibes are basically Luke and Leia incestual vibes from Empire. They citated hard original series. But not incest kissing and everything... Or are they?
    7. Ben tries to be next Dart Vader. And Dart Vader is dark father. Who's father Ben could be? Who he want to join him? Rey, like Anakin asked Luke to.
    It's weird, right, time traveling not a star wars thing. But they could add it. To retcon whole 789 movies and it makes sence since fans are not that happy with it. Disney could open that option and they really could move sw into sci-fi genre from fantasy.
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  • From Your Name@YourName@YourISP.com to alt.fan.starwars on Mon Oct 7 08:37:35 2019
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    On 2019-10-06 19:32:43 +0000, Yuri D said:

    Hey there! This theort may sound a bit of wild, but there are some
    facts to prove it's right.
    1. Rey parents mystery. They only show us a ship flying somewhere while
    Rey cries for dad. Who is dad? Why did they run? If they just leaved
    her down there and escaped back to the future it's at least not that
    creepy.
    2. Kanata's words on what Rey seeks in in future not past.
    3. Luke's sword. Kanata told that this sword was Anakin's then Luke's
    and now it Rey's. Why?
    4. Rey's Shmi resemblance. Note also, she looks a bit like child Anakin
    and a bit like Leia. They did it on purpose. She is Skywalker, not a
    clone.
    5. Bond between Ben and Rey. Of cource force can connect everything and everyone but in whole saga there are only Skywalkers who had such
    strong attraction.
    6. The whole reylo vibes are basically Luke and Leia incestual vibes
    from Empire. They citated hard original series. But not incest kissing
    and everything... Or are they?7. Ben tries to be next Dart Vader. And
    Dart Vader is dark father. Who's father Ben could be? Who he want to
    join him? Rey, like Anakin asked Luke to.

    It's weird, right, time traveling not a star wars thing. But they could
    add it. To retcon whole 789 movies and it makes sence since fans are
    not that happy with it. Disney could open that option and they really
    could move sw into sci-fi genre from fantasy.

    The whole Third Trilogy is simply ridiculous, lazy crap that wasn't
    thought out properly thanks to morons like JarJar Abrams and Braindead Johnson. If they moronically bring time travel in, they're simply
    making it even worse of a disasterous mess. :-(

    The whole thing should be disavowed and completely forgotten about,
    just like the old {whisper}Holiday Special{/whisper}.


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  • From Yuri D@kazewavepo@gmail.com to alt.fan.starwars on Sun Oct 6 12:49:27 2019
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    Oh, you just don't know how much I was agreed with this. Very first time I watched 7 was a disaster for me. It was like they destroyed luterally everything I loved about sw and made it look like a bunch of patches they just cutted from old movies. I hated it. It looked like a parody. Crappy parody no one asked for.
    And they, after I rewatched it couple of times, I just realised there is some meaning in it.
    Neo
    The whole new trilogy opens with noemarxist theory. Pastiche, nostalgia as main postmodern category, criticism of capitalism and big business. They is why they did it. The whole saga is about family but family "values" changed. Also they obviously read Frederick Jameson's article on Sw amd postmodernism. Look if from this point of view and you will see logic in it.
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  • From Your Name@YourName@YourISP.com to alt.fan.starwars on Mon Oct 7 12:56:18 2019
    From Newsgroup: alt.fan.starwars

    On 2019-10-06 19:49:27 +0000, Yuri D said:

    Oh, you just don't know how much I was agreed with this. Very first
    time I watched 7 was a disaster for me. It was like they destroyed
    luterally everything I loved about sw and made it look like a bunch of patches they just cutted from old movies. I hated it. It looked like a parody. Crappy parody no one asked for.

    And they, after I rewatched it couple of times, I just realised there
    is some meaning in it.Neo

    The whole new trilogy opens with noemarxist theory. Pastiche, nostalgia
    as main postmodern category, criticism of capitalism and big business.
    They is why they did it. The whole saga is about family but family
    "values" changed. Also they obviously read Frederick Jameson's article
    on Sw amd postmodernism. Look if from this point of view and you will
    see logic in it.

    The so-called Third Trilogy simply rips-off everything that George
    Lucas has already done. Mainly that's because JarJar Abrams is just a
    lazy, talentless hack. Everything he touches is complete rubbish.

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  • From Yuri D@kazewavepo@gmail.com to alt.fan.starwars on Mon Oct 7 02:43:35 2019
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    On 2019-10-06 19:49:27 +0000, Yuri D said:

    Oh, you just don't know how much I was agreed with this. Very first
    time I watched 7 was a disaster for me. It was like they destroyed luterally everything I loved about sw and made it look like a bunch of patches they just cutted from old movies. I hated it. It looked like a parody. Crappy parody no one asked for.

    And they, after I rewatched it couple of times, I just realised there
    is some meaning in it.Neo

    The whole new trilogy opens with noemarxist theory. Pastiche, nostalgia
    as main postmodern category, criticism of capitalism and big business. They is why they did it. The whole saga is about family but family "values" changed. Also they obviously read Frederick Jameson's article
    on Sw amd postmodernism. Look if from this point of view and you will
    see logic in it.

    The so-called Third Trilogy simply rips-off everything that George
    Lucas has already done. Mainly that's because JarJar Abrams is just a
    lazy, talentless hack. Everything he touches is complete rubbish.
    Lazy, my leg. He's ustopable trash machine. By he is not a writer, not only one. There is hivemind behind new starwars movies. We don't know all the names. Jj ruined startrek also. And he TWICE played there sabotage trek. Sabotage trek, see? He sabotaged Startrek. And now he does the same with starwars, maybe he's russian spy.
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  • From mummycullen@mummycullen@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (MummyChunk) to alt.fan.starwars on Mon Mar 30 16:10:52 2020
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    Yuri D wrote:
    Hey there! This theort may sound a bit of wild, but there are some
    facts to prove it's right.
    1. Rey parents mystery. They only show us a ship flying somewhere
    while Rey cries for dad. Who is dad? Why did they run? If they just
    leaved her down there and escaped back to the future it's at least not
    that creepy.
    2. Kanata's words on what Rey seeks in in future not past.
    3. Luke's sword. Kanata told that this sword was Anakin's then
    Luke's and now it Rey's. Why?
    4. Rey's Shmi resemblance. Note also, she looks a bit like child
    Anakin and a bit like Leia. They did it on purpose. She is Skywalker,
    not a clone.
    5. Bond between Ben and Rey. Of cource force can connect everything
    and everyone but in whole saga there are only Skywalkers who had such
    strong attraction.
    6. The whole reylo vibes are basically Luke and Leia incestual
    vibes from Empire. They citated hard original series. But not incest
    kissing and everything... Or are they?
    7. Ben tries to be next Dart Vader. And Dart Vader is dark father.
    Who's father Ben could be? Who he want to join him? Rey, like Anakin
    asked Luke to.

    It's weird, right, time traveling not a star wars thing. But they
    could add it. To retcon whole 789 movies and it makes sence since fans
    are not that happy with it. Disney could open that option and they
    really could move sw into sci-fi genre from fantasy.

    Guess that
    theory is out the door..

    Love looking at old theories after the movie comes out to see who was
    on the money... or not


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=506180140#506180140


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