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"Mr. Man-wai Chang" <
toylet.toylet@gmail.com> writes:
STAR WARS: AHSOKA Season 2 - Teaser Trailer | Lucas Film, Disney - YouTube <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQCjhgmaJQ>
Season two of Ahsoka.
Ep 1. Ahsoka walks really slowly, stands in the backtground, gives two
worded answers to questions, and chooses not to be involved. All while
crossing her arms and smiles at everything.
Ep 2. More of ep 1.
Ep 3. More of ep 2
Ep 4. Ahsoka fights some bitchy purple haird
they/them/something-er-rather who is far more powerful than anything and
will spout out about her gender and her mother fucking pronouns - and
her parents will both be lesbians who were somehow wronged by the
j3di. Ahsoka will blurt out "I'm no j3di" at least once during the
fight, which will be an easy victory for her. She will likely lose her lightsabers during a moment of the fight. She will defeat the thing by
dodging the swipes while unarmed and flip the thing over a cliff.
All episodes will end in a cliffhanger with predictable endings. She'll
face maul again on the finale and he'll win of course but, for some
stupid reason, will spare her life - his revenge of her capturing him
during the end of the clone wars. The writing will have a flow as if a
fifth grader wrote it and submitted it to chatgpt.
The finale will end with a cliffhanger and Disney will cancel the show
due to shit ratings like everything else.
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