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Star Wars
Confrontation with the Dark Lords
'I spit on your father's father's father, Darth Verlak. He raised a bastard, who raised a swine, who raised a pig, who sired a beast,' and Zena spat on the ground in the temple of the dark, the darkness all around, and the armed stormtrooper looking on with weapons held in an eery gaze.
'They were not pleasant souls, tis agreed,' replied Darth Verlak.
'Best him will you,' said Scar Palpatine, seated on his throne. 'He is my padawan, and he is experience in blood duel, Zena Lucian.'
Zena circled Darth Verlak, and ran in charging with her Light Saber, an overhead slash, which Verlak fended off, and the circling continued. A laser bolt flew past Zena's face, and she turned and noticed a Stormtrooper with laser raised. 'Funny,' she said to the stormtrooper.'
Scar Palpatine waved at the stormtrooper, indicating him to put down his weapon, and as the stormtrooper complied, Darth Verlak made his move,coming in quickly, and hacking at Zena. He clipped her ear, and it singed. Zena grabbed it, and yelped.
'The Jedi can't handle an earache. She is no knight. She is a whelp.'
Zena put both her hands firmly on her light sabre, and shouted, 'For the faith of the side of good in the force, be smitten in my righteous anger,' and with all her acrobatic prowess she rushed, suddenly turning to the right of Darth Verlak, and hacked at him, severing his hand which held the light sabre. Darth Verlak yelled, and collapsed on the ground. He stared up at her. 'I'll finish you yet,' he said through gritted teeth.
Zena glared at him, but suddenly a host of laser shots were going off from several storm troopers, who were suddenly attacking the others. One of them ripped off his helmet. It was Poe Dameron. 'Come, we've been here all along. What, you thought we'd let you boast your way to Palpatines destruction without lending a hand?'
Palpatine observed, and signalled for one of the Red Sith Knights to take Darth Verlak. He retreated with Verlak, and as the struggle in the chamber continued, Zena glared after her enemies.
'Let them go,' said Poe. 'Fight them another day. Let's get the heck out of here.'
Zena was stubborn, and made as to follow, but Poe grabbed her, and looked at her face, and she yielded, and followed him away, back to the waiting Millennium Falcon, and off this mad world.
The End
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