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Star Wars
The Cave of Asgar
Zena entered the cave of Asgar.
'Are you here Asgar?'
A Jawa came out and pushed her kneecap. She followed the Jawa, who led her to a chamber where Asgar the Hutt was sleeping. The Jawa kicked Asgar on the tail, and his eyes opened.
Speaking in Hutt he said 'Ho, Zena. What adventure brings you here today?' 'I,' said Zena, opening her cloak, and revealing the lightsaber on her belt. 'Am a Jedi.'
Asgar looked at the youngling.
'You think yourself a Skywalker, do you? Or a cheating Solo. They never pay their debts.'
Zena took out the lightsaber and turned it on. 'I can dance around as fast as the shadows,' she said. 'Shadows which you can never catch up to.'
And she danced around the cave, and the Jawa flicked his finger, and the band started a tune.
'I am Jedi, and I am amazing,' yelled Zena.
'Ho ho ho,' chortled Asgar. 'She is full of beans today comrades.'
Zena leaped over rocks and up cabinets, and pulled out a weapon, and said 'Bah. I am jedi. I fear not puny laser cannons.'
'She is brave,' said Asgar. The Jawa folded his arms. He was far from impressed.
Zena jumped down in front of Asgar, and bowed, and said, 'My father trained me in dance, and trained me in acrobatics. But my passion is what makes the skill my father taught me excel to levels unheard of. I am the most feared of Jedi Maidens in all of Tatooine. Nay, all the galaxy.' Her prose was perfectly precise, and the audience of Asgar the Hutt were greatly impressed. And she danced the cave, and skirted around, and the show was spectacular. Eventually she calmed down, and sat down on a seat, next to the Jawa, and Asgar closed his eyes, and went back to sleep. The Jawa said something and Zena repliled. 'I can kick ass with the best Jedi's Jawa boy. I just need to find one of them, and go off on my adventure. It's in me, I tell you. Something great. Something grand.'
The Jawa spoke again.
'Dream on, huh?' replied Zena.
The Jawa again spoke.
'Just a silly girl with a saber too much for her sorry ass, huh? Funny Jawa boy. Funny.'
The Jawa chortled, and Zena stood. 'I will return,' she said dramatically, and covered herself with her cloak, left the cave, got on her cycle, and headed for home, her performance a hit for sure.
The End
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