Disney announced about 7,562 new Star Wars shows yesterday. But that's
just the tip of the iceberg, as more shows are soon to follow. We at
The Babylon Bee have a Star Wars insider (we're not saying it's Gina
Carano, but we're not not saying it). We asked her -- or him, or them
-- what shows have yet to be announced, and they were able to tease
these upcoming shows. They sound amazing!
rCo My 3,000 Lb. Life - An inside look at the triumphs and tragedies of
being a body-positive Hutt. Touching and moving.
rCo Tatooine's Got Talent - Watch as talented acts like Figrin D'an and
the Modal Nodes and fan-favorite the Max Rebo Band compete until only
one is left standing.
rCo Better Call Maul - Follow Darth Maul's post-fall life as a seedy
lawyer clawing his way to the top of the exciting Dathomir legal world.
rCo 1,000 Ways for Rose Tico to Die - A real crowd-pleaser!
rCo Watto and the Tatooine Pawn Stars - Watch as Watto haggles people
down, refusing to take Republic credits and making people partake in dangerous spaceship battles to make a deal. "Best I can do is three
Huttese truguts."
rCo Meesa Breaking Bad! - Follow Jar-Jar Binks' post-political life. Down
on his luck and without health insurance, Binks is forced to cook Death Sticks to pay his medical bills.
rCo This Show Is Just Five Seasons Of Baby Yoda Doing Cute Things -
Exactly what it sounds like. Fans are pumped for this one!
rCo Naked and Afraid on Hoth - Two contestants are dropped off on the ice planet without clothes or any survival gear in an extreme survival competition. And you thought Tauntauns smelled bad on the outside!
rCo The Tauntaun King - Meet an eccentric exotic animal collector and his dramatic wheelings and dealings across the galaxy. The Tauntaun King
gets more and more bizarre with each episode!
rCo The Great Bothan Bakeoff - Bothans bake things and compete in this light-hearted cooking show. Many Bothans died to bring us these pies.
rCo How I Met Your Father - This hilarious sitcom features ghost-Padme as
she tells Luke and Leia all the wacky hijinks that led to her marrying
the evilest man in the galaxy. It's a pretty solid show but we're led
to believe the last episode will ruin the whole thing forever.
rCo Dirty Jobs with Darth - Follow along as Darth Vader documents the craziest and most dangerous jobs in the galaxy, from keeping rancors
and feeding people to sarlaccs to cleaning out the trash compactor on
the Death Star.
rCo To Catch An SJW - Host Gina Carano entraps and then ambushes whiny
Star Wars fans on the internet and confronts them in person. "Why don't
you have a seat right over there?" she says as they drop their soy
milkshake in fear.
rCo The Masked Bounty Hunter - Every episode has a contest where various bounty hunters show off their killing and capturing skills. The twist
is, they're masked, so you never know who's under there until they're
voted off! Just don't vote the Mandalorian off, because if you try to
take off his mask, well, you'll die.
rCo Sith Busters - This show will debunk popular Jedi myths and
investigate questions like how the heck Rey is so powerful despite
never having any formal Jedi training. Sith? Busted!
Which one are you most excited for?
Disney announced about 7,562 new Star Wars shows yesterday. But that's
just the tip of the iceberg, as more shows are soon to follow. We at
The Babylon Bee have a Star Wars insider (we're not saying it's Gina
Carano, but we're not not saying it). We asked her -- or him, or them
-- what shows have yet to be announced, and they were able to tease
these upcoming shows. They sound amazing!
Which one are you most excited for?
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