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    From Hell Yeah!@subscribe@discovery.com to alt.config on Mon Jun 28 11:51:56 2021
    From Newsgroup: alt.config

    For your newsgroups file: alt.wanker.adam-h-kernan adam h kernan
    wanker and fellow wankers.

    CHARTER: We don't need no stinking charter for a wanker group.

    JUSTIFICATION: Because wankers have need a place to wank on
    Usenet.

    Wank
    Wanks
    Wanker
    Wankers
    Wanked
    Wanking
    Wankings
    Wankest
    Wankology
    Wankologist
    Wankography

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@ahk@chinet.com to alt.config on Mon Jun 28 14:45:20 2021
    From Newsgroup: alt.config

    Hell Yeah! <subscribe@discovery.com> wrote:

    For your newsgroups file: alt.wanker.adam-h-kernan adam h kernan
    wanker and fellow wankers.

    What did I just tell you about the syntax of the newsgroups file line?
    Can't you get anything right?

    I already have half a dozen revenge froups. All that's important is that
    I have more than Peter J Ross.

    CHARTER: We don't need no stinking charter for a wanker group.

    JUSTIFICATION: Because wankers have need a place to wank on
    Usenet.

    Wank
    Wanks
    Wanker
    Wankers
    Wanked
    Wanking
    Wankings
    Wankest
    Wankology
    Wankologist
    Wankography
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  • From -= Hawk =-@Bird0fPrey@TheNest.caw to alt.config on Wed Jun 30 14:37:24 2021
    From Newsgroup: alt.config

    On Mon, 28 Jun 2021 11:51:56 +0200 (CEST), "Hell Yeah!" <subscribe@discovery.com> scribbled:

    For your newsgroups file: alt.wanker.adam-h-kernan adam h kernan
    wanker and fellow wankers.

    CHARTER: We don't need no stinking charter for a wanker group.

    JUSTIFICATION: Because wankers have need a place to wank on
    Usenet.

    Wank
    Wanks
    Wanker
    Wankers
    Wanked
    Wanking
    Wankings
    Wankest
    Wankology
    Wankologist
    Wankography

    Aww. . . somebody's panties are in a knot. Usenet may not be the place
    for you. Maybe Chuck 'E Cheese. . .
    --
    'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    Riddles II, v3
    - T. Pratchett
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  • From Jason Evans@jsevans@mailfence.com to alt.config on Fri Jul 2 07:48:08 2021
    From Newsgroup: alt.config

    On Mon, 28 Jun 2021 14:45:20 +0000, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

    I already have half a dozen revenge froups. All that's important is that
    I have more than Peter J Ross.


    Funny, I considered you to be considerably less trollish than Peter J
    Ross. At least you seem to know what you're talking about sometimes ;P

    You've already got these: Why not one more?

    alt.adam-h-kerman.config Fuckhead! Fuckhead! ... Or maybe not? alt.fuckchop.adam-kerman Adam H. Kerman is a control-seeking
    fuckchop
    alt.idiot.adam-h-kerman That stupid troll under the alt.config bridge alt.scumbag.adam-kerman Discuss Usenet scumbag Adam H Kerman alt.troll.adam-h-kerman That stupid troll Kerman killing the Usenet alt.usenet.kooks.adam-h-kerman That crazy, stupid troll Kerman


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  • From Adam H. Kerman@ahk@chinet.com to alt.config on Fri Jul 2 13:46:59 2021
    From Newsgroup: alt.config

    Jason Evans <jsevans@mailfence.com> wrote:
    On Mon, 28 Jun 2021 14:45:20 +0000, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

    I already have half a dozen revenge froups. All that's important is that
    I have more than Peter J Ross.

    Funny, I considered you to be considerably less trollish than Peter J
    Ross. At least you seem to know what you're talking about sometimes ;P

    Uh, thanks? Uh, on rare occassion, you've listened to the points I'm
    making too?

    You've already got these: Why not one more?

    alt.adam-h-kerman.config Fuckhead! Fuckhead! ... Or maybe not? >alt.fuckchop.adam-kerman Adam H. Kerman is a control-seeking
    fuckchop
    alt.idiot.adam-h-kerman That stupid troll under the alt.config bridge >alt.scumbag.adam-kerman Discuss Usenet scumbag Adam H Kerman >alt.troll.adam-h-kerman That stupid troll Kerman killing the Usenet >alt.usenet.kooks.adam-h-kerman That crazy, stupid troll Kerman

    For whatever reason, not all the newfroup messages were archived. There
    should be more.
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