• Weirdness campaign continues

    From Paul@nospam@needed.invalid to alt.comp.os.windows-11 on Fri May 8 12:11:23 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.comp.os.windows-11

    From the sightings-of-bigfoot-file, the charm offensive puts on a
    weird one-act play. Just when you thought the "we care about customers
    and we will put back features" speech wasn't enough, this shows up.

    https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/microsoft-cto-confesses-that-30-year-old-code-from-the-mid-90s-still-forms-the-bedrock-of-windows-11-ancient-win32-api-still-the-backbone-but-cto-says-its-more-relevant-than-ever-in-2026

    "Instead of 'flying cars and moon stations' in 2026, we still have Windows 11 using '90s code, admits Mark Russinovich."

    This is noteworthy, because this speech would be approved by the
    Public Relations department. This isn't like the retired D.Plumber
    doing one of his Youtube videos :-)

    So someone at Microsoft believes that we sop this up, like a piece
    of bread sops up gravy after a good meal.

    I'm having trouble triangulating what imaginary audience these speeches
    are intended for. Maybe the speeches are for some visiting Martian dignitaries ?

    Next, I want to see them bring back Sinovsky, and make him tap dance.
    Come on, Sinovsky, dust off your tap shoes man, and sing us a tune.

    "Gene Kelly, Singing In The Rain"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swloMVFALXw

    Microsoft has depth. There are a few more players who could make speeches.
    "I'm feeling particularly Clipulent, and am ready to spring out of
    that box of paper clips" said Clippy for no particular reason.

    https://res.cloudinary.com/sagacity/image/upload/c_crop,h_1403,w_2048,x_0,y_0/c_limit,dpr_auto,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80,w_1080/Clippy_REUTERS_Alamy-Stock-Photo_2D41R1C_ey6rb8.jpg

    *******

    By the way, one of the reasons Chrome has a 4GB LLM.AI file downloaded
    now, has to do with Google actually rents tokens at their data center
    for $20 a month, to do odd jobs in the browser. The paid version of
    such a service can "book opera tickets for you", but when someone
    tested that, he and his partner were seated in two different rows,
    and when you go out for evening entertainment, isn't that where
    you want your partner ? And the service is only $20 a month, to be
    doing things like that.

    The free 4GB version that runs on Chrome, "messes around
    your tabs or something". It's some kind of subliminal functionality.
    (It reads like the feature set of an Antivirus product that begins with
    the letter "A".) There is a setting in the //flags section
    to turn that off by the way. And if the installer "notices"
    your C: drive is full, it is supposed to avoid downloading the
    4GB file. Clever!

    What a time to be alive.

    Paul

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  • From Frank Slootweg@this@ddress.is.invalid to alt.comp.os.windows-11 on Fri May 8 18:11:29 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.comp.os.windows-11

    Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> wrote:
    From the sightings-of-bigfoot-file, the charm offensive puts on a
    weird one-act play. Just when you thought the "we care about customers
    and we will put back features" speech wasn't enough, this shows up.

    https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/microsoft-cto-confesses-that-30-year-old-code-from-the-mid-90s-still-forms-the-bedrock-of-windows-11-ancient-win32-api-still-the-backbone-but-cto-says-its-more-relevant-than-ever-in-2026

    "Instead of 'flying cars and moon stations' in 2026, we still have Windows 11 using '90s code, admits Mark Russinovich."

    FWIW, I find the Win32 API and the 'legacy' compatibility it offers,
    very important, never mind what people might think of the presentation
    of the message.

    [...]

    By the way, one of the reasons Chrome has a 4GB LLM.AI file downloaded
    now, has to do with Google actually rents tokens at their data center
    for $20 a month, to do odd jobs in the browser. The paid version of
    such a service can "book opera tickets for you", but when someone
    tested that, he and his partner were seated in two different rows,
    and when you go out for evening entertainment, isn't that where
    you want your partner ? And the service is only $20 a month, to be
    doing things like that.

    The opera tickets example might be somewhat funny, but there have
    already been reports of some 'helpful' AI agent destroying all copies of
    a customer database, including all the data of those customers.

    The free 4GB version that runs on Chrome, "messes around
    your tabs or something". It's some kind of subliminal functionality.
    (It reads like the feature set of an Antivirus product that begins with
    the letter "A".) There is a setting in the //flags section
    to turn that off by the way. And if the installer "notices"
    your C: drive is full, it is supposed to avoid downloading the
    4GB file. Clever!

    Here's an article with more details on the 4GB file. With the name of
    the folder and the file and the name of the flag.

    On my system I could not find the folder, nor the file, but the flag
    was set to 'Default', whatever that means. I changed it to 'Disabled' to
    be safe.

    'Google Chrome May Have Quietly Installed a 4GB AI Model Onto Your
    Device
    Here's how to determine if you have the 4GB AI model -- and how to get
    rid of it.' <https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/chrome-installing-4gb-ai-model-gemini-nano/>

    What a time to be alive.
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