• The Absolute Truth

    From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,alt.skeptic on Fri Aug 14 20:00:49 2026
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    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just spell out
    the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on lying. Lying to
    yourself! YMMV.
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  • From Creon@creon@creon.earth to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,alt.skeptic on Sat Aug 15 06:54:10 2026
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    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just spell out
    the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on lying. Lying to yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its
    personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sat Aug 15 09:57:22 2026
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    On Sat, 15 Aug 2026 06:54:10 +0000, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just spell out
    the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on lying. Lying to
    yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its
    personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?

    Only a LIAR asks what is TRVTH? - Pilate.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sat Aug 15 10:24:26 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/15/2026 6:57 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sat, 15 Aug 2026 06:54:10 +0000, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just spell out
    the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on lying. Lying to
    yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its
    personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?

    Only a LIAR asks what is TRVTH? - Pilate.

    You are soaking in it!

    "Here is a metaphorical version of how I feel about lying free speech.

    See, god decided that babylon had gotten out of control and it looked
    to him like humans might become like gods. So, he scrambled their
    speech to different languages to make them unable to talk with each
    other.

    It could be that something sorta like that happened in ages past,
    except that it could have been simply a matter of dispersal of human
    groups whose languages then tended to drift apart. Maybe sorta.

    So now here we are in the post truth era where many humans don't
    really care about truth, the point of communication is to discredit
    some other group, and if it isn't true, lies will do that well enough.
    So it is that humans could have become god like in their powers over
    their own biology and that of other creatures. And once again we are scattering, becoming unable to know what is true and what not. One
    could again say, that it was our own doing. The effect came out of
    our own natural tendencies.

    Not that I think there is any point in trying to do anything about you
    and your pals mr crook.

    Laguages are scattered, and truth is no more, irrevocably."
    - Noah Sombrero
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  • From Doc Hammerslack@dochammerslack@creon.earth to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 16 08:56:00 2026
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    At Sat, 15 Aug 2026 09:57:22 -0400, Noah Sombrero <fedora@fea.st> wrote:

    On Sat, 15 Aug 2026 06:54:10 +0000, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just spell out >> the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on lying. Lying to
    yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its >personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?

    Only a LIAR asks what is TRVTH? - Pilate.

    I constructed that whole post, and _that's_ what you
    came out with on the other end? smdh.

    Some of us (TINU), for whom the "truth" has become synonymous with
    "TRVTH", have learned to *survive* by pulling the wool over our
    _own_ eyes.

    All we can do is try to leverage what time we have left, to try
    to make the world a better place.

    (And here it is, almost 2 in the morning, and I'm taking the
    time to explain that. For more fun, I joust windmills.)
    --
    Doc Hammerslack
    ] Any Xist intervention with the Conspiracy wielded by Nhee Ghee
    ] can perhaps be discounted as hallucination.
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  • From Doc Hammerslack@dochammerslack@creon.earth to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 16 09:19:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    At Sat, 15 Aug 2026 10:24:26 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/15/2026 6:57 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sat, 15 Aug 2026 06:54:10 +0000, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just
    spell out the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on
    lying. Lying to yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its
    personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?

    Only a LIAR asks what is TRVTH? - Pilate.

    But that's not what Pilate said.

    "John" 18

    37 Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Jesus
    answered, Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for
    this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the
    truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.

    38 Pilate saith unto him, What is truth? And when he had said this,
    he went out again unto the Jews, and saith unto them, I find in him no
    fault at all.

    Note that the fourth gospel was trying to sound like some kind
    of Hellenic philosophy text of Christianity. YMMV.


    You are soaking in it!

    "Here is a metaphorical version of how I feel about lying free speech.

    See, god decided that babylon had gotten out of control and it looked
    to him like humans might become like gods. So, he scrambled their
    speech to different languages to make them unable to talk with each
    other.

    It could be that something sorta like that happened in ages past,
    except that it could have been simply a matter of dispersal of human
    groups whose languages then tended to drift apart. Maybe sorta.

    So now here we are in the post truth era where many humans don't
    really care about truth, the point of communication is to discredit
    some other group, and if it isn't true, lies will do that well enough.
    So it is that humans could have become god like in their powers over
    their own biology and that of other creatures. And once again we are scattering, becoming unable to know what is true and what not. One
    could again say, that it was our own doing. The effect came out of
    our own natural tendencies.

    Not that I think there is any point in trying to do anything about you
    and your pals mr crook.

    Laguages are scattered, and truth is no more, irrevocably."
    - Noah Sombrero

    There's another part in the gospels where Jesus quotes from
    the Hebrew Bible a verse where all humans are gods, and
    uses it in his defense. Selah.
    --
    Doc Hammerslack
    ] The unspeakable PeE-Gospel used to control the earth was
    ] implanted in our minds only to be recreated purely by 'chance,'
    ] thenceforth probably to be eaten by rats in Hell.
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  • From Dude@user2891@newsgrouper.org.invalid to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 16 21:48:27 2026
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    "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> posted:

    At Sat, 15 Aug 2026 09:57:22 -0400, Noah Sombrero <fedora@fea.st> wrote:

    On Sat, 15 Aug 2026 06:54:10 +0000, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just spell out >> the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on lying. Lying to
    yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its >personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?

    Only a LIAR asks what is TRVTH? - Pilate.

    I constructed that whole post, and _that's_ what you
    came out with on the other end? smdh.

    Some of us (TINU), for whom the "truth" has become synonymous with
    "TRVTH", have learned to *survive* by pulling the wool over our
    _own_ eyes.

    All we can do is try to leverage what time we have left, to try
    to make the world a better place.

    (And here it is, almost 2 in the morning, and I'm taking the
    time to explain that. For more fun, I joust windmills.)

    It should go without saying, that the absolute truth can't be put into words.

    Having said that, there are actually two truths: there is relative truth and there is absolute truth.

    Just saying.

    Since 1993, thousands have come here to get enlightened. Never underestimate the power of very short spans of time. In a flash of insight, you could be new all through. It could happen to you.

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  • From Creon@creon@creon.earth to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 17 01:19:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    At Sun, 16 Aug 2026 21:48:27 GMT, Dude
    <user2891@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:


    "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> posted:

    At Sat, 15 Aug 2026 09:57:22 -0400, Noah Sombrero <fedora@fea.st>
    wrote:

    On Sat, 15 Aug 2026 06:54:10 +0000, Creon <creon@creon.earth>
    wrote:

    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just
    spell out the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on
    lying. Lying to yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its >personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?

    Only a LIAR asks what is TRVTH? - Pilate.

    I constructed that whole post, and _that's_ what you
    came out with on the other end? smdh.

    Some of us (TINU), for whom the "truth" has become synonymous with
    "TRVTH", have learned to *survive* by pulling the wool over our
    _own_ eyes.

    All we can do is try to leverage what time we have left, to try
    to make the world a better place.

    (And here it is, almost 2 in the morning, and I'm taking the
    time to explain that. For more fun, I joust windmills.)

    It should go without saying, that the absolute truth can't be put
    into words.

    Having said that, there are actually two truths: there is relative
    truth and there is absolute truth.

    Just saying.

    Since 1993, thousands have come here to get enlightened. Never
    underestimate the power of very short spans of time. In a flash of
    insight, you could be new all through. It could happen to you.

    You know just as well as I do that there are different types
    of "enlightenment".

    Kensho is one. I don't think people come here for that -- or do they?
    (Beats me.)

    We talked about this at our UU men's alpha group recently, where
    the topic of discussion rolled around to people who self-report
    certain things, such as "I am enlightened" or "I am not conscious."

    (Personally, I think if someone reports themself as "not conscious",
    you should believe them, and take it as an opportunity to really
    talk with them about what it means to be a verifiable "philosophical
    zombie".)

    One of the guys, a wise old sage, said, "Alright, you've found
    me out -- I am 'enlightened'. Prove me wrong." Later he also
    revealed he was a space alien sent to Earth to study our species.
    Then he let on that he was kidding about the latter, and that he
    was thinking of starting a blog with that premise.

    Oh, and finally: "dart200", you could have your own blog for
    the low, low price of $5/mo at Digital Ocean. (Of course, if it
    gets popular, you'll need a bigger vps than the starter kit...)
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  • From dart200@user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 16 19:50:01 2026
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    On 8/16/26 6:19 PM, Creon wrote:
    At Sun, 16 Aug 2026 21:48:27 GMT, Dude
    <user2891@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:


    "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> posted:

    At Sat, 15 Aug 2026 09:57:22 -0400, Noah Sombrero <fedora@fea.st>
    wrote:

    On Sat, 15 Aug 2026 06:54:10 +0000, Creon <creon@creon.earth>
    wrote:

    At Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:00:49 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    Just tell the Truth.

    Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just
    spell out the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on
    lying. Lying to yourself! YMMV.

    "In the beginning was the Word..."[*]

    "Logos", thought by some pre-Socratic philosophers to mean
    "the divine order" -- that is to say, the Laws of Nature.[***]

    [*] Literally, "Logos"[**]

    [**] An idea that had been around longer that 500 years before
    the author of the fourth gospel tried to claim Jesus was its
    personification.

    [***] A close reading of _A Brief History of Time_ will find
    Dr. Hawking appears to agree.

    ...Um, wait -- were you talking about "truth" or "TRVTH"?

    Only a LIAR asks what is TRVTH? - Pilate.

    I constructed that whole post, and _that's_ what you
    came out with on the other end? smdh.

    Some of us (TINU), for whom the "truth" has become synonymous with
    "TRVTH", have learned to *survive* by pulling the wool over our
    _own_ eyes.

    All we can do is try to leverage what time we have left, to try
    to make the world a better place.

    (And here it is, almost 2 in the morning, and I'm taking the
    time to explain that. For more fun, I joust windmills.)

    It should go without saying, that the absolute truth can't be put
    into words.

    Having said that, there are actually two truths: there is relative
    truth and there is absolute truth.

    Just saying.

    Since 1993, thousands have come here to get enlightened. Never
    underestimate the power of very short spans of time. In a flash of
    insight, you could be new all through. It could happen to you.

    You know just as well as I do that there are different types
    of "enlightenment".

    and none of them are here


    Kensho is one. I don't think people come here for that -- or do they?
    (Beats me.)

    We talked about this at our UU men's alpha group recently, where
    the topic of discussion rolled around to people who self-report
    certain things, such as "I am enlightened" or "I am not conscious."

    (Personally, I think if someone reports themself as "not conscious",
    you should believe them, and take it as an opportunity to really
    talk with them about what it means to be a verifiable "philosophical zombie".)

    One of the guys, a wise old sage, said, "Alright, you've found
    me out -- I am 'enlightened'. Prove me wrong." Later he also
    revealed he was a space alien sent to Earth to study our species.
    Then he let on that he was kidding about the latter, and that he
    was thinking of starting a blog with that premise.

    Oh, and finally: "dart200", you could have your own blog for
    the low, low price of $5/mo at Digital Ocean. (Of course, if it
    gets popular, you'll need a bigger vps than the starter kit...)


    hosted sites can be censored. usernet is a distributed discussion
    protocol which gets saved in god knows how many places and that's a good
    thing
    --
    hi, i'm nick!
    let's end war EfOa

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