• wow

    From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 10:36:33 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy


    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. oEverything behind us is on
    fire now.o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 15:05:05 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 10:36:33rC>AM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote:


    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on
    fire now.-o

    It's devastating.

    Thanks to Mexico, Australia and New Zealand.

    There are approximately 560 out-province wildfire professionals either already in B.C. or arriving in the next couple of days, including:

    28 firefighters from Yukon
    111 firefighters/personnel from Alberta
    One personnel from Prince Edward Island
    One personnel from Canadian Forest Service
    62 firefighters from Quebec
    316 firefighters (and one Incident Management Team) from Mexico
    42 personnel (two Incident Management Teams) from Australia and New
    Zealand

    "Personnel" include non-firefighting support roles like helicopter coordination, fire line leadership and other incident command functions that fire information officer Rachel Woodhurst said are "extremely important."

    The out-of-province arrivals are part of B.C.'s longstanding international aid partnership with jurisdictions across the world.

    rCLWhile we are receiving assistance now, our personnel have also deployed internationally in previous seasons when support was needed elsewhere,rCY the BCWS said.





    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.
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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 15:10:18 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:05:05rC>AM EDT, "Tara" <tsm@fastmail.ca> wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 10:36:33rC>AM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote:


    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and
    Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on
    fire now.-o

    It's devastating.

    Thanks to Mexico, Australia and New Zealand.

    There are approximately 560 out-province wildfire professionals either already
    in B.C. or arriving in the next couple of days, including:

    28 firefighters from Yukon
    111 firefighters/personnel from Alberta
    One personnel from Prince Edward Island
    One personnel from Canadian Forest Service
    62 firefighters from Quebec
    316 firefighters (and one Incident Management Team) from Mexico
    42 personnel (two Incident Management Teams) from Australia and New Zealand

    "Personnel" include non-firefighting support roles like helicopter coordination, fire line leadership and other incident command functions that fire information officer Rachel Woodhurst said are "extremely important."

    The out-of-province arrivals are part of B.C.'s longstanding international aid
    partnership with jurisdictions across the world.

    rCLWhile we are receiving assistance now, our personnel have also deployed internationally in previous seasons when support was needed elsewhere,rCY the BCWS said.

    https://www.castanet.net/news/BC/627144/Fire-crews-from-around-the-world-are-helping-fight-B-C-wildfires








    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.
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  • From dart200@user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 08:31:24 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. rCLEverything behind us is on
    fire now.rCY

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?
    --
    hi, i'm nick!
    let's end war EfOa

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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 15:53:18 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24rC>AM EDT, "dart200" <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and
    Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. rCLEverything behind us is on
    fire now.rCY

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like that.

    neverthless,

    with your valued expertise, perhaps you could be so kind as to help by informing us how to do better, eh.
    Or maybe you could just come and help fight fires. Now that would be novel.
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 12:07:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200" ><user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and
    Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. oEverything behind us is on
    fire now.o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like >that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    neverthless,

    with your valued expertise, perhaps you could be so kind as to help by >informing us how to do better, eh.
    Or maybe you could just come and help fight fires. Now that would be novel.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 16:31:26 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:07:57rC>PM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote:

    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200"
    <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and
    Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on >>>> fire now.-o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like >> that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    It's hard to tell around here (for me obviously), who's who and what 'side' they're on now or before or who is insulting who at the moment.




    neverthless,

    with your valued expertise, perhaps you could be so kind as to help by
    informing us how to do better, eh.
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 09:40:39 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/10/2026 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. rCLEverything behind us is on
    fire now.rCY

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    So, the wildfire is all about Wilson and what he can do to prevent
    wildfires. You saw noting so you moved along and denied having anything
    to do w it?

    Only you can prevent forest fires.
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 09:48:37 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/10/2026 8:53 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24rC>AM EDT, "dart200" <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and
    Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. rCLEverything behind us is on
    fire now.rCY

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like that.

    neverthless,

    with your valued expertise, perhaps you could be so kind as to help by informing us how to do better, eh.
    Or maybe you could just come and help fight fires. Now that would be novel.

    Didn't we have this conversation just a few days ago where it was proved Wilson had nothing to do with the Canadian wildfire?

    Accoding to the Narwhal reports:

    rCLTypically, nearly half of all wildfires in Canada are caused by
    lightning strikes, but that can vary from region to region and from
    month to month.rCY

    So, what starts wildfires in Canada? A combination of lightning strikes,
    human activity rCo this includes fallen power lines, sparks from a train track, agriculturerCathe list goes on rCo climate change and modern-day fire prevention and suppression policies which have led to a build-up of
    forests just waiting to burn.

    ThatrCOs why rCLfire ecologists and some First Nations say prescribed and cultural burns will help reduce B.C.rCOs fuel load.rCY

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  • From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 17:58:35 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/08/2026 17:31, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:07:57rC>PM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote:

    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200"
    <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and >>>>> Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on >>>>> fire now.-o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like >>> that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    It's hard to tell around here (for me obviously), who's who and what 'side' they're on now or before or who is insulting who at the moment.
    I'm against bifurcaters and am keen to offend them. :)
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 10:02:23 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/10/2026 9:07 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200"
    <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and
    Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and
    vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and
    joined a winding convoy travelling south. rCLEverything behind us is on >>>> fire now.rCY

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like >> that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    Donald Trump has consistently blamed catastrophic wildfires on poor
    local forest management and environmental policies rather than climate
    change.

    He famously argued that states need to "clean their floors" or "rake"
    forest leaves and broken trees.

    Trump blames restrictions protecting aquatic species (like the delta
    smelt) for limiting water availability used to fight blazes.

    neverthless,

    with your valued expertise, perhaps you could be so kind as to help by
    informing us how to do better, eh.
    Or maybe you could just come and help fight fires. Now that would be novel.

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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 17:33:28 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:58:35rC>PM EDT, "Julian" <julianlzb87@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 10/08/2026 17:31, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:07:57rC>PM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote: >>
    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200"
    <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and >>>>>> Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and
    other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and >>>>>> vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and >>>>>> joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on >>>>>> fire now.-o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their
    forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like >>>> that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    It's hard to tell around here (for me obviously), who's who and what 'side' >> they're on now or before or who is insulting who at the moment.
    I'm against bifurcaters and am keen to offend them. :)

    Thankyou. I'ts comforting to know that there is one person here who I can consistently count on to be offensive to the appropriately worthy victims. I hate confusion!
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  • From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 18:47:37 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/08/2026 18:33, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:58:35rC>PM EDT, "Julian" <julianlzb87@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 10/08/2026 17:31, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:07:57rC>PM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote:

    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200"
    <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and >>>>>>> Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and >>>>>>> other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and >>>>>>> vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and >>>>>>> joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on >>>>>>> fire now.-o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their >>>>>> forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like
    that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    It's hard to tell around here (for me obviously), who's who and what 'side' >>> they're on now or before or who is insulting who at the moment.
    I'm against bifurcaters and am keen to offend them. :)

    Thankyou. I'ts comforting to know that there is one person here who I can consistently count on to be offensive to the appropriately worthy victims. I hate confusion!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k73Rfyu0DI
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  • From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 18:56:48 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/08/2026 18:33, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:58:35rC>PM EDT, "Julian" <julianlzb87@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 10/08/2026 17:31, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:07:57rC>PM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote:

    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200"
    <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and >>>>>>> Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and >>>>>>> other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and >>>>>>> vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and >>>>>>> joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on >>>>>>> fire now.-o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their >>>>>> forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like
    that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    It's hard to tell around here (for me obviously), who's who and what 'side' >>> they're on now or before or who is insulting who at the moment.
    I'm against bifurcaters and am keen to offend them. :)

    Thankyou. I'ts comforting to know that there is one person here who I can consistently count on to be offensive to the appropriately worthy victims. I hate confusion!
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LejF_uKezKM
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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Aug 10 18:19:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 1:56:48rC>PM EDT, "Julian" <julianlzb87@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 10/08/2026 18:33, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:58:35rC>PM EDT, "Julian" <julianlzb87@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 10/08/2026 17:31, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 10, 2026 at 12:07:57rC>PM EDT, "Noah Sombrero" <fedora@fea.st> wrote:

    On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:53:18 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    On Aug 10, 2026 at 11:31:24?AM EDT, "dart200"
    <user7160@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/10/26 7:36 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:

    The G&M, in BC:

    Widespread destruction: The wildfire destroyed homes in its path, and >>>>>>>> Summerland Mayor Doug Holmes said the fire also torched barns and >>>>>>>> other infrastructure within the valley, which has many orchards and >>>>>>>> vineyards. He said he left the community at 3:30 a.m. Saturday and >>>>>>>> joined a winding convoy travelling south. -oEverything behind us is on >>>>>>>> fire now.-o

    Wilson: nothing to see here, move along. Deny, do nothing.

    it's only natural, ya know? canada should take better care of their >>>>>>> forests, eh?

    Isn't that what your supreme leader said? Yeah, I think so -something like
    that.

    I think his intent was to parody himbo.

    It's hard to tell around here (for me obviously), who's who and what 'side'
    they're on now or before or who is insulting who at the moment.
    I'm against bifurcaters and am keen to offend them. :)

    Thankyou. I'ts comforting to know that there is one person here who I can
    consistently count on to be offensive to the appropriately worthy victims. I >> hate confusion!
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LejF_uKezKM

    : - D
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