• Who Crapped on Johnny Depp's Bed?

    From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 9 01:05:27 2026
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7-WnWdhE
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sat Aug 8 18:24:28 2026
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    On 8/8/2026 5:05 PM, Julian wrote:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7-WnWdhE

    The Maid did it!

    According to Johnny Depp:

    Depp testified that a housekeeper found fecal matter on his side of the
    bed following an argument after Heard's 30th birthday party. He stated
    the size of the feces was too large to have come from their tiny dogs. A security guard also testified that Heard later admitted to the act as a "horrible practical joke".
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