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Dante's Delight
(compliments of the churches of Christendom)
Ingredients:
--large quantity of living spirit bodies
--large quantity of living human bodies
--assorted variety of worms.
--several bags of brimstone (sulfur)
--any beast
--a false prophet
--death.
--your beloved son
First, get the oven as hot as it gets. Make sure flames are present.
(Have a second oven standing by for later)
Toss in your son. (Ac 2:31)
Bake for 3 days, then take him out. (Ac 10:40)
Add in the living spirit bodies. (Mt 25:41)
Also, add in the living human bodies. (Re 20:15)
For seasoning, stir in some fire-resistant worms. (Mr 9:48)
Continue to bake while you hear their tormented, agonizing,
bloodcurdling, screams. Also, make sure that everyone can hear those
screams. (Lu 16:23-25)
Heat up the 2nd oven until it is as hot as it gets. Mix in the
brimstone. Make sure flames are present. Toss in the beast and the
false prophet. Very carefully pick up death (it's hard to get a hold
of) and throw it in. (Re 20:10,14)
Next, take everything out from the first oven and toss it into the
second oven. Even toss in the first oven! (Re 20:13,14)
Continue to bake while you hear them scream, and scream, and scream...
In the meantime, smile, and announce to everyone that you are a person
full of love. You overflow with love. You are the very essence of
love. (1 Jo 4:8)
Makes zero servings.
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**All scriptures based on KJV Bible.
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