• They Never Give Up Looking for "Noah's Ark"

    From c186282@c186282@nnada.net to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Wed Sep 30 19:45:07 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    https://www.newsnationnow.com/podcasts-newsnation/unreported/scans-buried-remains-noahs-ark-researcher-believes/

    Researchers from NoahrCOs Ark Scans, an archaeological research
    project investigating the Durupinar site near Mount Ararat,
    exclusively shared the results of a new ground-penetrating
    radar scan with NewsNationrCOs Meagan Medick.

    In a preview clip from next weekrCOs episode of rCLUnreported,rCY
    airing on NewsNationrCOs YouTube channel, NoahrCOs Ark Scans
    founder and archaeological researcher Andrew Jones shared
    the team now has data below the surface for the first time.

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahrCOs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    There never was one, it was a parable. There
    certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    though surely some bad local floods as the
    ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    Oh wait, <fill-in-god-of-choice> just ZAPPED
    massive genetic diversity into the herds :-)

    The Sumerians wrote a very similar parable long
    before the Hebrew story - one of their gods told
    a guy to build a big boat. Ahura Mazda took a
    different approach, told people to dig deep deep
    caves into a mountainside and stock up on munchies.

    All these stories seem to relate to the Younger-
    Dryas climate disaster that partially rebooted
    the last ice age. More and more looks like that
    was a comet impact in Canada or Greenland.

    In this specific case, they MAY have found an
    old mountain FORT. People built those all over
    the place. "Wow ! A PIECE OF WOOD ! *PROVES*
    every word in the Hebrew bible is TRUE !!!"

    At this point I pay more attention to the UFO
    fanatics ... at least they have mil videos now.

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  • From Attila@prochoice@here.now to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Thu Oct 1 07:58:36 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    On Wed, 30 Sep 2026 19:45:07 -0400, c186282
    <c186282@nnada.net> in alt.atheism with message-id <fYucnXMJfvxiAyD3nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com> wrote:

    https://www.newsnationnow.com/podcasts-newsnation/unreported/scans-buried-remains-noahs-ark-researcher-believes/

    Researchers from NoahAs Ark Scans, an archaeological research
    project investigating the Durupinar site near Mount Ararat,
    exclusively shared the results of a new ground-penetrating
    radar scan with NewsNationAs Meagan Medick.

    In a preview clip from next weekAs episode of oUnreported,o
    airing on NewsNationAs YouTube channel, NoahAs Ark Scans
    founder and archaeological researcher Andrew Jones shared
    the team now has data below the surface for the first time.

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahAs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    There never was one, it was a parable. There
    certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    though surely some bad local floods as the
    ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    My question remains:

    Where did all of that water go?



    Oh wait, <fill-in-god-of-choice> just ZAPPED
    massive genetic diversity into the herds :-)

    The Sumerians wrote a very similar parable long
    before the Hebrew story - one of their gods told
    a guy to build a big boat. Ahura Mazda took a
    different approach, told people to dig deep deep
    caves into a mountainside and stock up on munchies.

    All these stories seem to relate to the Younger-
    Dryas climate disaster that partially rebooted
    the last ice age. More and more looks like that
    was a comet impact in Canada or Greenland.

    In this specific case, they MAY have found an
    old mountain FORT. People built those all over
    the place. "Wow ! A PIECE OF WOOD ! *PROVES*
    every word in the Hebrew bible is TRUE !!!"

    At this point I pay more attention to the UFO
    fanatics ... at least they have mil videos now.
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  • From Dawn Flood@Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Thu Oct 1 08:07:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    On 9/30/2026 6:45 PM, c186282 wrote:
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/podcasts-newsnation/unreported/scans- buried-remains-noahs-ark-researcher-believes/

    Researchers from NoahrCOs Ark Scans, an archaeological research
    project investigating the Durupinar site near Mount Ararat,
    exclusively shared the results of a new ground-penetrating
    radar scan with NewsNationrCOs Meagan Medick.

    In a preview clip from next weekrCOs episode of rCLUnreported,rCY
    airing on NewsNationrCOs YouTube channel, NoahrCOs Ark Scans
    founder and archaeological researcher Andrew Jones shared
    the team now has data below the surface for the first time.

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahrCOs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    -a There never was one, it was a parable. There
    -a certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    -a though surely some bad local floods as the
    -a ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    -a sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    -a come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    -a Oh wait, <fill-in-god-of-choice> just ZAPPED
    -a massive genetic diversity into the herds :-)

    -a The Sumerians wrote a very similar parable long
    -a before the Hebrew story - one of their gods told
    -a a guy to build a big boat. Ahura Mazda took a
    -a different approach, told people to dig deep deep
    -a caves into a mountainside and stock up on munchies.

    -a All these stories seem to relate to the Younger-
    -a Dryas climate disaster that partially rebooted
    -a the last ice age. More and more looks like that
    -a was a comet impact in Canada or Greenland.

    -a In this specific case, they MAY have found an
    -a old mountain FORT. People built those all over
    -a the place. "Wow ! A PIECE OF WOOD ! *PROVES*
    -a every word in the Hebrew bible is TRUE !!!"

    -a At this point I pay more attention to the UFO
    -a fanatics ... at least they have mil videos now.

    As is so often with religious believers, yet another instance of demand creating supply. As long as there are nuts willing to fork out money to
    fund "whatever", others are happy to take that money to do "whatever".

    Dawn
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  • From Mitchell Holman@noemail@aol.com to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Thu Oct 1 13:15:28 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote in news:119llv7$16s3r$1 @dont-email.me:

    On 9/30/2026 6:45 PM, c186282 wrote:
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/podcasts-newsnation/unreported/scans-
    buried-remains-noahs-ark-researcher-believes/

    Researchers from NoahrCOs Ark Scans, an archaeological research
    project investigating the Durupinar site near Mount Ararat,
    exclusively shared the results of a new ground-penetrating
    radar scan with NewsNationrCOs Meagan Medick.

    In a preview clip from next weekrCOs episode of rCLUnreported,rCY
    airing on NewsNationrCOs YouTube channel, NoahrCOs Ark Scans
    founder and archaeological researcher Andrew Jones shared
    the team now has data below the surface for the first time.

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahrCOs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    -a There never was one, it was a parable. There
    -a certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    -a though surely some bad local floods as the
    -a ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    -a sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    -a come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    -a Oh wait, <fill-in-god-of-choice> just ZAPPED
    -a massive genetic diversity into the herds :-)

    -a The Sumerians wrote a very similar parable long
    -a before the Hebrew story - one of their gods told
    -a a guy to build a big boat. Ahura Mazda took a
    -a different approach, told people to dig deep deep
    -a caves into a mountainside and stock up on munchies.

    -a All these stories seem to relate to the Younger-
    -a Dryas climate disaster that partially rebooted
    -a the last ice age. More and more looks like that
    -a was a comet impact in Canada or Greenland.

    -a In this specific case, they MAY have found an
    -a old mountain FORT. People built those all over
    -a the place. "Wow ! A PIECE OF WOOD ! *PROVES*
    -a every word in the Hebrew bible is TRUE !!!"

    -a At this point I pay more attention to the UFO
    -a fanatics ... at least they have mil videos now.

    As is so often with religious believers, yet another instance of demand creating supply. As long as there are nuts willing to fork out money
    to
    fund "whatever", others are happy to take that money to do "whatever".

    Dawn



    Loch Ness always has at least one sonar boat
    chugging up and down the lake, looking for
    "Nessie". And it is been that way for over
    50 years. Yet myth persists and the funding
    for it never dries up.






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  • From Dawn Flood@Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Thu Oct 1 09:04:21 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    On 10/1/2026 8:15 AM, Mitchell Holman wrote:
    Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote in news:119llv7$16s3r$1 @dont-email.me:

    On 9/30/2026 6:45 PM, c186282 wrote:
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/podcasts-newsnation/unreported/scans-
    buried-remains-noahs-ark-researcher-believes/

    Researchers from NoahrCOs Ark Scans, an archaeological research
    project investigating the Durupinar site near Mount Ararat,
    exclusively shared the results of a new ground-penetrating
    radar scan with NewsNationrCOs Meagan Medick.

    In a preview clip from next weekrCOs episode of rCLUnreported,rCY
    airing on NewsNationrCOs YouTube channel, NoahrCOs Ark Scans
    founder and archaeological researcher Andrew Jones shared
    the team now has data below the surface for the first time.

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahrCOs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    -a There never was one, it was a parable. There
    -a certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    -a though surely some bad local floods as the
    -a ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    -a sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    -a come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    -a Oh wait, <fill-in-god-of-choice> just ZAPPED
    -a massive genetic diversity into the herds :-)

    -a The Sumerians wrote a very similar parable long
    -a before the Hebrew story - one of their gods told
    -a a guy to build a big boat. Ahura Mazda took a
    -a different approach, told people to dig deep deep
    -a caves into a mountainside and stock up on munchies.

    -a All these stories seem to relate to the Younger-
    -a Dryas climate disaster that partially rebooted
    -a the last ice age. More and more looks like that
    -a was a comet impact in Canada or Greenland.

    -a In this specific case, they MAY have found an
    -a old mountain FORT. People built those all over
    -a the place. "Wow ! A PIECE OF WOOD ! *PROVES*
    -a every word in the Hebrew bible is TRUE !!!"

    -a At this point I pay more attention to the UFO
    -a fanatics ... at least they have mil videos now.

    As is so often with religious believers, yet another instance of demand
    creating supply. As long as there are nuts willing to fork out money
    to
    fund "whatever", others are happy to take that money to do "whatever".

    Dawn



    Loch Ness always has at least one sonar boat
    chugging up and down the lake, looking for
    "Nessie". And it is been that way for over
    50 years. Yet myth persists and the funding
    for it never dries up.

    Yep, Penn & Teller had one of their shows on that duo; at least they're
    having fun & spending some time together!!
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  • From Samuel Spade@sam@spade.invalid to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Thu Oct 1 11:56:27 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    c186282 <c186282@nnada.net> wrote:

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahAs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    There never was one, it was a parable. There
    certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    though surely some bad local floods as the
    ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    Bible apologists like to point out that unlikely stories
    are just parables, metaphors, allegories etc. So what's
    the meaning of this one? That a vengeful God will drown
    those who err? Or that water is not your friend? Or
    that God hates humans? God made rainbows to save gays?
    Whichever moral-of-the-story floats your boat...

    The parable is pointless without a meaning. It has to be
    a simple meaning to decipher, because the audience is
    simple people.
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  • From c186282@c186282@nnada.net to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Thu Oct 1 22:02:13 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    On 10/1/26 07:58, Attila wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Sep 2026 19:45:07 -0400, c186282
    <c186282@nnada.net> in alt.atheism with message-id <fYucnXMJfvxiAyD3nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com> wrote:

    https://www.newsnationnow.com/podcasts-newsnation/unreported/scans-buried-remains-noahs-ark-researcher-believes/

    Researchers from NoahrCOs Ark Scans, an archaeological research
    project investigating the Durupinar site near Mount Ararat,
    exclusively shared the results of a new ground-penetrating
    radar scan with NewsNationrCOs Meagan Medick.

    In a preview clip from next weekrCOs episode of rCLUnreported,rCY
    airing on NewsNationrCOs YouTube channel, NoahrCOs Ark Scans
    founder and archaeological researcher Andrew Jones shared
    the team now has data below the surface for the first time.

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahrCOs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    There never was one, it was a parable. There
    certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    though surely some bad local floods as the
    ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    My question remains:

    Where did all of that water go?

    "Sea-Level Rise" ... about 300 feet worth since
    the ice-age (almost) ended. LOTS of water in all
    that old ice.

    Seems to have breached the Black Sea, formerly
    "Black LAKE", which contributed heavily to
    flooding of what's now the Med. Who knows
    how many ancient camps/villages under the Med.

    Now if you go for the mythological stuff, NO
    clue where the water came from or went to.

    Looks like the ice age will FINALLY end, maybe
    in the next 100 years. No snow on the Matterhorn
    according to recent news. Glaciers melting away.
    We'll be back to the extended 'tropical' world.
    Buy yer Greenland real-estate NOW - not kidding.
    Geologists say there'll be a big long central
    fresh-water lake with one outlet in the far
    northwest.

    Oh wait, <fill-in-god-of-choice> just ZAPPED
    massive genetic diversity into the herds :-)

    The Sumerians wrote a very similar parable long
    before the Hebrew story - one of their gods told
    a guy to build a big boat. Ahura Mazda took a
    different approach, told people to dig deep deep
    caves into a mountainside and stock up on munchies.

    All these stories seem to relate to the Younger-
    Dryas climate disaster that partially rebooted
    the last ice age. More and more looks like that
    was a comet impact in Canada or Greenland.

    In this specific case, they MAY have found an
    old mountain FORT. People built those all over
    the place. "Wow ! A PIECE OF WOOD ! *PROVES*
    every word in the Hebrew bible is TRUE !!!"

    At this point I pay more attention to the UFO
    fanatics ... at least they have mil videos now.


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  • From c186282@c186282@nnada.net to talk.politics.misc,alt.science,alt.folklore,alt.atheism on Thu Oct 1 22:07:21 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    On 10/1/26 09:07, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/30/2026 6:45 PM, c186282 wrote:
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/podcasts-newsnation/unreported/scans-
    buried-remains-noahs-ark-researcher-believes/

    Researchers from NoahrCOs Ark Scans, an archaeological research
    project investigating the Durupinar site near Mount Ararat,
    exclusively shared the results of a new ground-penetrating
    radar scan with NewsNationrCOs Meagan Medick.

    In a preview clip from next weekrCOs episode of rCLUnreported,rCY
    airing on NewsNationrCOs YouTube channel, NoahrCOs Ark Scans
    founder and archaeological researcher Andrew Jones shared
    the team now has data below the surface for the first time.

    A team of researchers claims to have found what they believe
    is evidence of NoahrCOs Ark at the Durupinar site in eastern
    Turkey, using advanced scanning technology.

    . . .

    -a-a There never was one, it was a parable. There
    -a-a certainly was never a 'world flood' either ...
    -a-a though surely some bad local floods as the
    -a-a ice-age glaciers melted. Genetic surveys
    -a-a sure as hell prove all humans/animals did NOT
    -a-a come from a handful a mere 15,000 years ago.

    -a-a Oh wait, <fill-in-god-of-choice> just ZAPPED
    -a-a massive genetic diversity into the herds :-)

    -a-a The Sumerians wrote a very similar parable long
    -a-a before the Hebrew story - one of their gods told
    -a-a a guy to build a big boat. Ahura Mazda took a
    -a-a different approach, told people to dig deep deep
    -a-a caves into a mountainside and stock up on munchies.

    -a-a All these stories seem to relate to the Younger-
    -a-a Dryas climate disaster that partially rebooted
    -a-a the last ice age. More and more looks like that
    -a-a was a comet impact in Canada or Greenland.

    -a-a In this specific case, they MAY have found an
    -a-a old mountain FORT. People built those all over
    -a-a the place. "Wow ! A PIECE OF WOOD ! *PROVES*
    -a-a every word in the Hebrew bible is TRUE !!!"

    -a-a At this point I pay more attention to the UFO
    -a-a fanatics ... at least they have mil videos now.

    As is so often with religious believers, yet another instance of demand creating supply.-a As long as there are nuts willing to fork out money to fund "whatever", others are happy to take that money to do "whatever".

    Quite true.

    People DO seem wired to "believe" however - does
    not matter what god or demon. THINK it's a part of
    our natural tendency towards hierarchical social
    org (lots of animals have that). Having a few more
    IQ points than chickens, we tend to invent a
    'leader beyond the leader'.


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