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  • Re: Atheist Wakes Up In Morgue - After Meeting God

    From chine.bleu@chine.bleu@yahoo.com to alt.atheism,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh on Thu Sep 24 07:59:19 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    Governor Swill wrote:
    On Sun, 23 Aug 2026 17:55:58 +0000, Mitchell Holman wrote:

    Show us a Bible passage where God
    gives anyone a choice.

    "Look, either get in that fucking ark, or die. Your choice."


    Offhand Jonah is the only one given no choice. Even Jesus was given a
    choice. Choosing badly does not always have lite and fluffy
    consequences. That is the price of freedom. Do you still want to pay
    your mortgage monthly?
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  • From Mitchell Holman@noemail@aol.com to alt.atheism,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh on Thu Sep 24 17:48:12 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.atheism

    "chine.bleu" <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1193ds6$2pb64$1@dont- email.me:

    Governor Swill wrote:
    On Sun, 23 Aug 2026 17:55:58 +0000, Mitchell Holman wrote:

    Show us a Bible passage where God
    gives anyone a choice.

    "Look, either get in that fucking ark, or die. Your choice."


    No one got any choice in Ye Floode.

    No onde got any choice in the Exodus.

    Er got not choice, God just didn't like
    him and killed him.

    Mary got no choice, God just impregnanted her.

    The people the Hebrews enslaved got no choice.

    The residents of Jericho got no choice, Joshua
    just killed them all.



    Offhand Jonah is the only one given no choice.







    Even Jesus was given a
    choice. Choosing badly does not always have lite and fluffy
    consequences. That is the price of freedom. Do you still want to pay
    your mortgage monthly?


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