• Jesus had a micro penis Lucam 23:1-56

    From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to alt.atheism on Fri Aug 14 14:20:59 2026
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    As I explained many times, going back decades, Jesus
    could cure incurable diseases. Jesus could make the
    blind see. Just could raise dead -- even bring a
    decaying corpse back to life & health! He could
    control his penis size...

    Having a penis even millimeter bigger than is
    necessary would be pure vanity.

    Sorry, but it's true: If you can choose your penis
    size and you choose one even a smidgen bigger than
    you need, it's out of vanity.

    You'd want to impress OTHERS! You'd want one bigger
    than necessary for DISPLAY!

    So how large of a penis did Jesus need?

    He needed to pee, yes, but women pee and the don't
    even have a penis! So as far as peeing is concerned,
    Jesus required no more than a tiny numb -- something
    roughly the size of the average clitoris.

    Did Jesus have sex? Is that why he liked the
    prostitutes?

    "NO! DON'T STONE HER TO DEATH! I'm going to need
    her later to take care of an itch..."

    So if Jesus wasn't having sex with anyone, and he
    could manage to pee just fine with an average
    sized lady clit down there, Jesus needed hardly any
    penis at all.

    Nope.

    So Jesus had a micro penis.

    GOOGLE IT!

    Jesus had a micro penis -or- you're saying that Jesus
    was vain... Jesus suffered *Vanity*... Jesus was a
    sinner.
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