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When you have a lot of epic fails, you have to plan ahead how
to blame someone else. Or else you get lame efforts like
this:

<https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5933461-lincoln-memorial-pool-vandalism-prosecution/>
<quote>
Pirro vows to prosecute Reflection Pool vandals
Comments:40
by Ashleigh Fields - 06/21/26 5:52 PM ET

Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on
Sunday said her office would prosecute individuals caught
vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after the
Trump administration spent millions on renovations.

oAnyone who is in a position of vandalizing or attempting to
vandalize the Reflecting Pool will face the criminal justice
system in D.C.,o Pirro said during an appearance on Fox NewsAs
oThe Sunday Briefing.o oLook, the president has made it a
priority to make D.C. not only safe, but beautiful.o

</quote> (continued at thehill.com)

So the real culprit all along is people picking up peeled-off
blue paint floating on the algae. Couldn't be Park Svc
appointees dumping way too much peroxide into the water.

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?
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Samuel Spade wrote this screed in ALL-CAPS:

When you have a lot of epic fails, you have to plan ahead how
to blame someone else. Or else you get lame efforts like
this:

<https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5933461-lincoln-memorial-pool-vandalism-prosecution/>

<quote>

Pirro vows to prosecute Reflection Pool vandals
Comments:40
by Ashleigh Fields - 06/21/26 5:52 PM ET

Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on
Sunday said her office would prosecute individuals caught
vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after the
Trump administration spent millions on renovations.

<snip>

</quote> (continued at thehill.com)

So the real culprit all along is people picking up peeled-off
blue paint floating on the algae. Couldn't be Park Svc
appointees dumping way too much peroxide into the water.

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

I also saw a conspiracy theory being promoted by the maganuts that
leftists are dumping "algae spores" into the water.

:-D

So much for Trump's claim the renovation would last a 100 years.
What a fscking fool.
--
Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
-- Karyl Roosevelt
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On 6/21/2026 10:55 PM, Samuel Spade wrote:

When you have a lot of epic fails, you have to plan ahead how
to blame someone else. Or else you get lame efforts like
this:

<https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5933461-lincoln-memorial-pool-vandalism-prosecution/>
<quote>
Pirro vows to prosecute Reflection Pool vandals
Comments:40
by Ashleigh Fields - 06/21/26 5:52 PM ET

Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on
Sunday said her office would prosecute individuals caught
vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after the
Trump administration spent millions on renovations.

rCLAnyone who is in a position of vandalizing or attempting to
vandalize the Reflecting Pool will face the criminal justice
system in D.C.,rCY Pirro said during an appearance on Fox NewsrCOs
rCLThe Sunday Briefing.rCY rCLLook, the president has made it a
priority to make D.C. not only safe, but beautiful.rCY

</quote> (continued at thehill.com)

So the real culprit all along is people picking up peeled-off
blue paint floating on the algae. Couldn't be Park Svc
appointees dumping way too much peroxide into the water.

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

No! This is, once again, proof of aliens! Why can't you just
acknowledge the obvious?!! Stop being a rigid skeptic! Clearly, there
is something wrong with you! (And, me, too!!) Haven't you seen all of
the pictures that the Trump administration has released???

Dawn
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On 2026-06-22 11:38:56 +0000, Chris Ahlstrom said:

Samuel Spade wrote this screed in ALL-CAPS:

When you have a lot of epic fails, you have to plan ahead how
to blame someone else. Or else you get lame efforts like
this:

<https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5933461-lincoln-memorial-pool-vandalism-prosecution/>


<quote>

Pirro vows to prosecute Reflection Pool vandals
Comments:40
by Ashleigh Fields - 06/21/26 5:52 PM ET

Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on
Sunday said her office would prosecute individuals caught
vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after the
Trump administration spent millions on renovations.

<snip>

</quote> (continued at thehill.com)

So the real culprit all along is people picking up peeled-off
blue paint floating on the algae. Couldn't be Park Svc
appointees dumping way too much peroxide into the water.

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

I also saw a conspiracy theory being promoted by the maganuts that
leftists are dumping "algae spores" into the water.

:-D

So much for Trump's claim the renovation would last a 100 years.
What a fscking fool.

One visitor said it looks like Mountain Dew, Trump should work out a
marketing deal with them with all profits going into his slush fund of
course.

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Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

On 6/21/2026 10:55 PM, Samuel Spade wrote:

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

No! This is, once again, proof of aliens! Why can't you just
acknowledge the obvious?!! Stop being a rigid skeptic! Clearly, there
is something wrong with you! (And, me, too!!) Haven't you seen all of
the pictures that the Trump administration has released???

Dawn

People!!!... Soylent Greenpool is made of aliens!!!!
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super70s <super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote:

On 2026-06-22 11:38:56 +0000, Chris Ahlstrom said:

Samuel Spade wrote this screed in ALL-CAPS:

When you have a lot of epic fails, you have to plan ahead how
to blame someone else. Or else you get lame efforts like
this:

<https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5933461-lincoln-memorial-pool-vandalism-prosecution/>


<quote>

Pirro vows to prosecute Reflection Pool vandals
Comments:40
by Ashleigh Fields - 06/21/26 5:52 PM ET

Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on
Sunday said her office would prosecute individuals caught
vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after the
Trump administration spent millions on renovations.

<snip>

</quote> (continued at thehill.com)

So the real culprit all along is people picking up peeled-off
blue paint floating on the algae. Couldn't be Park Svc
appointees dumping way too much peroxide into the water.

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

I also saw a conspiracy theory being promoted by the maganuts that
leftists are dumping "algae spores" into the water.

:-D

So much for Trump's claim the renovation would last a 100 years.
What a fscking fool.

One visitor said it looks like Mountain Dew, Trump should work out a marketing deal with them with all profits going into his slush fund of course.

In the murky depths of the Reflecting Swamp, a slimy green
monster is evolving. It's going to emerge at full moon and
drag everyone into The Swamp.

Make America Green Again!
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On Mon, 22 Jun 2026 15:49:20 -0700, Samuel Spade
<sam@spade.invalid> in alt.atheism with message-id <npej3ltdplte2v72922br8al51lb591ths@4ax.com> wrote:

Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

On 6/21/2026 10:55 PM, Samuel Spade wrote:

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

No! This is, once again, proof of aliens! Why can't you just
acknowledge the obvious?!! Stop being a rigid skeptic! Clearly, there
is something wrong with you! (And, me, too!!) Haven't you seen all of
the pictures that the Trump administration has released???

Dawn

People!!!... Soylent Greenpool is made of aliens!!!!

And they taste like chicken.
--


Every person in the US is here either
legally or illegally. Those that are
here illegally should be afraid.
Be very afraid. It does not matter
how long you have been here. It does
not matter why you are here. It does not
matter what you have done legally while you
were here. It does not matter what any
relative may have done while you were here.
It only matters that you are here illegally.
It may take a day, a week, a year, or longer
but we will find you and we will deport you.
Be prepared.

Deport them all.

Due process:
Q. Are you here legally? If so, where is
the documentation to establish that?


All politicians are trained to lie
and make those lies sound like
the truth. They start with the biggest
lie of all: Politicians are public
servants.

Some of the Republican positions I find disgusting
and abhorrent.
Most of the Democratic positions I find terrifying.

I support:

A Constitional Amendment establishing
the Freedom of Choice.

The elimination of public expression,
display or support of religion or
religious positions.
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On 6/23/2026 6:00 AM, Attila wrote:

On Mon, 22 Jun 2026 15:49:20 -0700, Samuel Spade
<sam@spade.invalid> in alt.atheism with message-id <npej3ltdplte2v72922br8al51lb591ths@4ax.com> wrote:

Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

On 6/21/2026 10:55 PM, Samuel Spade wrote:

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

No! This is, once again, proof of aliens! Why can't you just
acknowledge the obvious?!! Stop being a rigid skeptic! Clearly, there
is something wrong with you! (And, me, too!!) Haven't you seen all of
the pictures that the Trump administration has released???

Dawn

People!!!... Soylent Greenpool is made of aliens!!!!

And they taste like chicken.

That's gross! (But, probably, true! Then again, I would probably
"taste" like chicken, also!! "Having an old friend for dinner" -- Dr. Hannibal Lecter.)
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Samuel Spade wrote:

super70s <super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote:

On 2026-06-22 11:38:56 +0000, Chris Ahlstrom said:

Samuel Spade wrote this screed in ALL-CAPS:

When you have a lot of epic fails, you have to plan ahead how
to blame someone else. Or else you get lame efforts like
this:

<https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5933461-lincoln-memorial-pool-vandalism-prosecution/>


<quote>

Pirro vows to prosecute Reflection Pool vandals
Comments:40
by Ashleigh Fields - 06/21/26 5:52 PM ET

Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on
Sunday said her office would prosecute individuals caught
vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after the
Trump administration spent millions on renovations.

<snip>

</quote> (continued at thehill.com)

So the real culprit all along is people picking up peeled-off
blue paint floating on the algae. Couldn't be Park Svc
appointees dumping way too much peroxide into the water.

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

I also saw a conspiracy theory being promoted by the maganuts that
leftists are dumping "algae spores" into the water.

:-D

So much for Trump's claim the renovation would last a 100 years.
What a fscking fool.

One visitor said it looks like Mountain Dew, Trump should work out a
marketing deal with them with all profits going into his slush fund of
course.

In the murky depths of the Reflecting Swamp, a slimy green
monster is evolving. It's going to emerge at full moon and
drag everyone into The Swamp.

Make America Green Again!

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help... no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks...
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
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Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

People!!!... Soylent Greenpool is made of aliens!!!!

And they taste like chicken.

That's gross! (But, probably, true! Then again, I would probably
"taste" like chicken, also!! "Having an old friend for dinner" -- Dr.

Apparently human flesh tastes like pork, hence "long pork".
The smoke from my aged auntie's cremation smelt like roast
pork dinner gone wrong when we sent her up the chimney.
--
^-^. Sn!pe, bird-brain. All that was old is new again.

My pet rock Gordon just is.
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Sn!pe wrote:

Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

People!!!... Soylent Greenpool is made of aliens!!!!

And they taste like chicken.

That's gross! (But, probably, true! Then again, I would probably
"taste" like chicken, also!! "Having an old friend for dinner" -- Dr.

Apparently human flesh tastes like pork, hence "long pork".
The smoke from my aged auntie's cremation smelt like roast
pork dinner gone wrong when we sent her up the chimney.

that's probably why pig organ transplants work.

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Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

On 6/23/2026 6:00 AM, Attila wrote:

On Mon, 22 Jun 2026 15:49:20 -0700, Samuel Spade
<sam@spade.invalid> in alt.atheism with message-id <npej3ltdplte2v72922br8al51lb591ths@4ax.com> wrote:

Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

On 6/21/2026 10:55 PM, Samuel Spade wrote:

Trump never fucks up!!!

But if he did, it's nothing that can't be fixed by a few fat
no-bid contracts, right?

No! This is, once again, proof of aliens! Why can't you just
acknowledge the obvious?!! Stop being a rigid skeptic! Clearly, there >>> is something wrong with you! (And, me, too!!) Haven't you seen all of >>> the pictures that the Trump administration has released???

Dawn

People!!!... Soylent Greenpool is made of aliens!!!!

And they taste like chicken.

That's gross! (But, probably, true! Then again, I would probably
"taste" like chicken, also!!

Tuna.

"Having an old friend for dinner" -- Dr.
Hannibal Lecter.)

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