• TESS images of rapidly approaching WTF??

    From R Kym Horsell@kym@sdf.org to alt.astronomy,alt.ufo.report,alt.paranormal on Mon Sep 7 04:46:10 2026
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    <http://kym.massbus.org/TESS/STREAKS/>

    To recap for the new groups. I've been making highly processed
    AI-assisted movies of images taken by the TESS telescope. The
    instrument orbits around the moon and Earth every 2 wks and takes
    happy snaps on its YUGE array of cameras every 20s. It's on the
    look-out for dimming of stars that signal "we found a planet".

    My process is more concerned with finding things dimming or
    brightening between the starry bits.

    In the past few years we've seen a few different things that range
    from "probable asteroid" to unidentified. But the frame that popped
    out of the image pipe this morning is in a class by its own.

    Originally we had an image of several streaks that seemed to be
    approaching the camera but headed under the line of sight. Since the
    telescope was nowhere near the earth at that point in 2020 there is no
    real chance they are meteors entering the Earth's atm. They could be
    glowing by Earth/Sun/Moonlight of course. But there is that funny knob
    on the end of the streak(s). And there are several other streaks down
    in the corners of the image showing it was a whole bunch of these
    things going past the telescope, not just the couple in the centre of
    this frame.

    And now I've assembled the closes images available to the initial odd
    one. A couple show nothing. 2-3 hrs before the funny shot the view
    was "just a few little moving dots" (probably asteroids?). But the
    image immediately prior shows several bright blobs seeming headed for a
    direct hit on the camera and managing to swerve out of the way in
    time.

    Are these the Moon Pigeons I've heard so much about?

    The image immed after (about 5m later -- the timestamp on the image is YYYYdddHHMMSS where ddd is day-of-year) shows a couple more streaks in
    the background. More of the same group. (The shot after that is again
    empty of anything except distant slowly moving bright dots).

    So. Again. What the freak is this?

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  • From David Dalton@dalton@nfld.com to alt.astronomy, alt.ufo.reports, alt.paranormal on Mon Sep 7 02:49:22 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.astronomy

    On Sep 7, 2026, R Kym Horsell wrote
    (in article<117lfih$166t$1@nnrp.usenet.blueworldhosting.com>):


    <http://kym.massbus.org/TESS/STREAKS/>

    To recap for the new groups. I've been making highly processed
    AI-assisted movies of images taken by the TESS telescope. The
    instrument orbits around the moon and Earth every 2 wks and takes
    happy snaps on its YUGE array of cameras every 20s. It's on the
    look-out for dimming of stars that signal "we found a planet".

    My process is more concerned with finding things dimming or
    brightening between the starry bits.

    In the past few years we've seen a few different things that range
    from "probable asteroid" to unidentified. But the frame that popped
    out of the image pipe this morning is in a class by its own.

    Originally we had an image of several streaks that seemed to be
    approaching the camera but headed under the line of sight. Since the telescope was nowhere near the earth at that point in 2020 there is no
    real chance they are meteors entering the Earth's atm. They could be
    glowing by Earth/Sun/Moonlight of course. But there is that funny knob
    on the end of the streak(s). And there are several other streaks down
    in the corners of the image showing it was a whole bunch of these
    things going past the telescope, not just the couple in the centre of
    this frame.

    And now I've assembled the closes images available to the initial odd
    one. A couple show nothing. 2-3 hrs before the funny shot the view
    was "just a few little moving dots" (probably asteroids?). But the
    image immediately prior shows several bright blobs seeming headed for a direct hit on the camera and managing to swerve out of the way in
    time.

    Are these the Moon Pigeons I've heard so much about?

    The image immed after (about 5m later -- the timestamp on the image is YYYYdddHHMMSS where ddd is day-of-year) shows a couple more streaks in
    the background. More of the same group. (The shot after that is again
    empty of anything except distant slowly moving bright dots).

    So. Again. What the freak is this?

    You posted to alt.ufo.report , which doesnrCOt exist,
    instead of alt.ufo.reports , which I have added.

    IrCOm busy with my mystic stuff tonight but will have a
    look at the images, maybe tomorrow night.
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  • From R Kym Horsell@kym@sdf.org to alt.astronomy,alt.ufo.reports,alt.paranormal on Mon Sep 7 07:22:19 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.astronomy

    In alt.ufo.reports David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:
    ...
    You posted to alt.ufo.report , which doesn't exist,
    instead of alt.ufo.reports , which I have added.

    Ah thanks.

    I'm busy with my mystic stuff tonight but will have a
    look at the images, maybe tomorrow night.
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