• Re: A couple of Doctor Who April Fools

    From doctor@doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) to alt.asshole.binky,alt.sex.pedophilia,alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Sep 29 13:34:19 2026
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    In article <18d9b6eff758be70$2025$2029764$68dd626a@news.thecubenet.com>, Pedophile Bruce Child rapist and friend of Jeffery Epstein <Pedophile Bruce Child rapist and friend of Jeffery Epstein@guffaw.noneya> wrote:
    The NotKnow Binky(Word used by parasite paedophiles, including child rapists, to indicate their joy of child sexual molestation) Doctor wrote:
    In article <119eh1n$2ls31$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    On 2026-09-28 11:36:56 +0000, Daniel70 said:

    On 27/09/2026 9:04 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2026-09-26 11:06:00 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:
    Daniel70 wrote:

    Whatever happened to this "exciting evolution for Doctor Who, beginning
    after the 2026 Christmas special"??

    That is dead.

    It was never alive! They were April Fools articles.

    As mentioned in the actual thread title! (Of course, reading and
    comprehension are not skills a couple of RADW posters seem to
    possess.)

    Reading and comprehension are not skills of most people on the
    internet, thanks to modem makers putting a sticker on their devices
    that say "Switch *of* brain before use". :-p

    Realistically, it's not even just the internet. People have gotten
    *lazyier* and *lazier* and laregly just skim read, then think they
    know what was said. This is especially evident in the grammar and
    word-swap mistakes that appear in many magazines, newspapers, and
    books where writers, editors, and proof-readers obviously haven't
    read it properly.

    Quote "Switch *of* brain before use" End Quote

    Quote People have gotten *lazyier* and *lazier* End Quote

    Hmm!! *Pot* .... *Kettle* .... *Black* ... Your Name. ;-P

    Typing too fast on a keyboard that may be wearing out ... or needs a
    clean (I don't know if I can pop the keys off this one to clean under
    them). :-(



    Get yourself some a+ training.


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  • From doctor@doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) to alt.asshole.binky,alt.sex.pedophilia,edm.general,alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Sep 30 13:57:20 2026
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    In article <18da05a6ea11355c$10634$2418772$70dd7a6b@news.thecubenet.com>, Pedophile Bruce the Child rapist and friend of JEffery Epstein <Pedophile Bruce the Child rapist and friend of JEffery Epstein@guffaw.noneya> wrote:
    The NotKnow Binky(Word used by parasite paedophiles, including child rapists, to indicate their joy of child sexual molestation) Doctor wrote:
    In article <xn0pvcngiehqy43002@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    Blueshirt wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    Get yourself some a+ training.

    That's a little bit OTT for getting crumbs out of
    a keyboard!

    It is part of the knowledge training.

    Step One:

    Turn keyboard upside down.

    Step Two:

    Bang back of keyboard whilst shaking vigorously.

    Step Three:

    Turn keyboard back to its proper side.

    Step Four:

    If the keyboard still doesn't work properly, throw it into
    the bin and buy a new one.



    Never took a keyboard apart I see.


    You mammy warned you about destroying the nice things she buys
    for you, Binky(Word used by parasite paedophiles, including child rapists, to indicate their joy of child sexual molestation)!
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