• Academic reasons why Will Donkey's claims should not be believed

    From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Aug 15 16:44:45 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    https://humanlimits.substack.com/p/how-far-can-you-run-on-a-broken-leg

    rCLAt some point, when extraordinary claims repeatedly encounter contradictory evidence, changing explanations, or an absence of the documentation we would ordinarily expect, the reasonable response changes from:

    rCyWhy wouldnrCOt I believe this?rCO
    to:
    rCyWhat evidence is there that this actually happened?rCO rCL

    So, we don't believe that Zu-Bolton was ever in Columbus, Stinky G. did not paint anything but monkey-face pictures, Donkey is still a drunk and druggie, his hovel is about to fall down, he doesn't have a dollar in his wallet, he no longer goes to the Church of the Holy Barbers, he can't play a note on any kind of drum or guitar, and he weighs upward of 400 pounds. Donkey lies.


    View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709926091#709926091
    --
    Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655
    --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Aug 16 15:52:29 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    NancyGene wrote: https://humanlimits.substack.com/p/how-far-can-you-run-on-a-broken-leg

    rCLAt some point, when extraordinary claims repeatedly encounter contradictory evidence, changing explanations, or an absence of the documentation we would ordinarily expect, the reasonable response changes from:

    rCyWhy wouldnrCOt I believe this?rCO
    to:
    rCyWhat evidence is there that this actually happened?rCO rCL

    So, we don't believe that Zu-Bolton was ever in Columbus, Stinky G. did not paint anything but monkey-face pictures, Donkey is still a drunk and druggie, his hovel is about to fall down, he doesn't have a dollar in his wallet, he no longer goes to the Church of the Holy Barbers, he can't play a note on any kind of drum or guitar, and he weighs upward of 400 pounds. Donkey lies.



    Will Donkey has said that he could not speak until he was 11 and could not read or write until the age of 25. He was the oldest and longest attending student at Carver High School (25 years old, attending for 20 years). Will Donkey has bragged that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days, the last 9 marathons on 2 broken legs. Donkey has stated that he raised $5 million for charity through his appearances with the Shitholeville No-Stars. Will Donkey claims authorship of a book that does not exist, and his rCLpoemsrCY are heavily plagiarized. In his bio, Will Donkey writes that he walked/ran the roundtrip from Columbus, GA to Atlanta (214 miles) daily to work at a mill. We have found no independent corroboration of any of these Donkey tales.


    This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709926091#709926091
    --
    Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655
    --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Aug 16 21:50:04 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:acmcnQ5dCpueix_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    NancyGene wrote:
    https://humanlimits.substack.com/p/how-far-can-you-run-on-a-broken-leg

    rCLAt some point, when extraordinary claims repeatedly encounter
    contradictory evidence, changing explanations, or an absence of the
    documentation we would ordinarily expect, the reasonable response
    changes from:

    rCyWhy wouldnrCOt I believe this?rCO
    to:
    rCyWhat evidence is there that this actually happened?rCO rCL

    So, we don't believe that Zu-Bolton was ever in Columbus, Stinky G.
    did not paint anything but monkey-face pictures, Donkey is still a
    drunk and druggie, his hovel is about to fall down, he doesn't have a
    dollar in his wallet, he no longer goes to the Church of the Holy
    Barbers, he can't play a note on any kind of drum or guitar, and he
    weighs upward of 400 pounds. Donkey lies.

    Will Donkey has said that he could not speak until he was 11 and could
    not read or write until the age of 25. He was the oldest and longest attending student at Carver High School (25 years old, attending for
    20 years). Will Donkey has bragged that he ran 30 marathons in 35
    days, the last 9 marathons on 2 broken legs. Donkey has stated that
    he raised $5 million for charity through his appearances with the Shitholeville No-Stars. Will Donkey claims authorship of a book that
    does not exist, and his rCLpoemsrCY are heavily plagiarized. In his
    bio, Will Donkey writes that he walked/ran the roundtrip from
    Columbus, GA to Atlanta (214 miles) daily to work at a mill. We have
    found no independent corroboration of any of these Donkey tales.

    <crickets>

    Douchebag!
    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
    poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
    lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
    that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
    the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
    "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
    I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
    to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
    another asskicking from The One True Melissa
    --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Aug 16 18:21:38 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:acmcnQ5dCpueix_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    NancyGene wrote:
    https://humanlimits.substack.com/p/how-far-can-you-run-on-a-broken-leg

    rCLAt some point, when extraordinary claims repeatedly encounter
    contradictory evidence, changing explanations, or an absence of the
    documentation we would ordinarily expect, the reasonable response
    changes from:

    rCyWhy wouldnrCOt I believe this?rCO
    to:
    rCyWhat evidence is there that this actually happened?rCO rCL

    So, we don't believe that Zu-Bolton was ever in Columbus, Stinky G.
    did not paint anything but monkey-face pictures, Donkey is still a
    drunk and druggie, his hovel is about to fall down, he doesn't have a
    dollar in his wallet, he no longer goes to the Church of the Holy
    Barbers, he can't play a note on any kind of drum or guitar, and he
    weighs upward of 400 pounds. Donkey lies.

    Will Donkey has said that he could not speak until he was 11 and could
    not read or write until the age of 25. He was the oldest and longest
    attending student at Carver High School (25 years old, attending for
    20 years). Will Donkey has bragged that he ran 30 marathons in 35
    days, the last 9 marathons on 2 broken legs. Donkey has stated that
    he raised $5 million for charity through his appearances with the
    Shitholeville No-Stars. Will Donkey claims authorship of a book that
    does not exist, and his rCLpoemsrCY are heavily plagiarized. In his
    bio, Will Donkey writes that he walked/ran the roundtrip from
    Columbus, GA to Atlanta (214 miles) daily to work at a mill. We have
    found no independent corroboration of any of these Donkey tales.



    <crickets>

    Douchebag!

    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
    lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
    that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
    the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
    "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
    I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
    to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa



    Jason Arday was Poet-in-Residence at Carver High School when Will Donkey was there. He and the Donkey were good friends, and Arday taught the Donkey everything he knew about plagiarism and fabulism.


    This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709926091#709926091
    --
    Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655
    --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2