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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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HarryLime wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
"A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
"LeGents" appears to be a satirical modification of the "Legends"
bar that Will Donkey often spoke of performing at.
Folklore being spread by word of mouth, and often elaborated on by
the person doing the telling, Will's karaoke performances were
transformed into go-go dancing.
"Jordy" was most likely incorporated into the story because Will and
"Jordy" were inseparable at the time (at least on Usenet).
Will's practice of stealing tips from the waitresses at Legends has
been mentioned so many times, and by so many different posters, that
one finds it hard to believe that there's not at least a grain or
two of truth behind it.
According to the folklore, Will Donkey also stole tips from his
wife, who waited tables when Will wasn't forcing her to work the
street corners and taco bars.
How many more did Douchebag Willie attempt to pimp out. I guess
that's what was behind the bait shop being turned into a Bo-Dello.
--
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
Well, Sarah Donkeytits was already in the trade, so that was an easy
one. She taught her daughter and her daughter's bastard all of her
tricks, so Will Donkey is well positioned. Mildred would have been
there as 4 generations, but she had to be put down.
Well, at least Dreckweasel got a shed out of it. Speaking of sheds,
that surely has to be part of the AAPC Folklore.
How about the Irish Spring Incident?
There's so much to work with...
--
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
We think that The Shed was already addressed, but there can always be
updates such as when the rotten trees fall on it, lightning strikes
it, or it is finally condemned. Yes, we would like to read the
folklore behind the Irish Spring Incident. We assume that there were
instructions included in the package?
Sadly, no instructions. Amazon wouldn't let me put "wash your diseased
mouth out with these 24 bars" in the "special message".
Will figured out how to put the soap bars into his mouth.
Unfortunately, he ended up eating them.
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